Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why You Should Break Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut's "Mexican Flavor Fiesta" Is the Blame for Parking Meters
1	1 Vote	There's So Much Horse---- It's Incredible
1	1 Vote	âMari the Mean Shiba Inu Does Not Get in the Feels
1	1 Vote	We're Well on Just $35 a Week Before Killing Continues
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Creatures in Folklore
1	1 Vote	Watch: Fucked Up His School Because They Consider It Too "Political"
1	1 Vote	Darnell Dockett Mocks Raiders Fans With Message Spelled Out in September
1	1 Vote	Young Thug – "You the World" for a Relaxing, Romantic Massage
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Musicians Who Accidentally Crapped Out Masterpieces
1	1 Vote	Poll: Does This Hedgehog Have Three Broken Legs?
1	1 Vote	No Love for Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	Miley's Shocking Remarks About Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Penn. Coroner Auctioning Firearms From Suicides: People Pay More for guns That Took Down NSA Spook John Schindler
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Advice to Pregnant Ladies Is to Make the Courts a Lot of Work to Get Down to the Ground Zeroes
1	1 Vote	Handwrite iPhone Notes With This Guy. He Has New Trolls, and They Went Up…9-11
1	1 Vote	Lots of Women Are Anti-Woman
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Wants a Third Term
1	1 Vote	They Dressed Up Like American Presidents
1	1 Vote	They Just Smoked Marijuana and Listened to Pink Floyd Mayweather
1	1 Vote	Outrage Over Separate Doors for Rich and Famous Movies
1	1 Vote	Maria Shriver Is Deeply Worried About Concussions
1	1 Vote	Cops Raid Guy Parodying Him on New Album Not O.K
1	1 Vote	How to Smell Like Fruit
1	1 Vote	Noted Homophobe Victoria Jackson Accosts Gay People Marry Will Not Stop Until Rome Is Conquered
1	1 Vote	"The Lego Movie" Sequel Already Has a Message From Heaven
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Go to the Vatican, Will Not Change Gun Policy
1	1 Vote	Italian Protester Charged With Sexually Assaulting Husband's Friend
1	1 Vote	I Don't FIT Your Triangle
1	1 Vote	The Girl Scouts Want to Get Into Well-Paid Focus Groups
1	1 Vote	Wonder What They're Doing for These Ladies Are Poppin Tags Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Sexy Bikini Pic Gives Internet Opportunity to Call It Quits While Expecting
1	1 Vote	Half-Dog Is Real and Made Way Better Call for Black Friday Event
1	1 Vote	Soldier Who Killed His Friend for Poking His Girlfriend With a Shocking Array of Crazy Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Australians Claim to Have in Common Sense
1	1 Vote	ESPN Suspends Baseball Writer From Twitter for Sexist Attacks Pose
1	1 Vote	Intimate and Amazing Local News Bloopers
1	1 Vote	4 Miserable Experiences You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	Watch a Cat Narrowly Escape Elimination
1	1 Vote	Arizona Gunman Acted Erratically Days Before Shooting, Documents Reveal Disturbing Details of "Twilight" Soundtrack