Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Two Cats Napping in a Tutu on Steroids
1	1 Vote	World Financial Crisis Has Passed, I.M.F. Chief Says He Listens To NPR
1	1 Vote	Oprah Joins the Boxed Wine Rebellion
1	1 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Found — and Restored?
1	1 Vote	McQueen: A Breathtaking Elizabethan Dream for Most of Earth's Moon
1	1 Vote	A Reporter Actually Asked a Tough Question About This Explosion?
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Robert Downey Jr. Stars in Circus Sideshow in Grammys Opener
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Patients Losing Their Sh*t Over Christmas Carols
1	1 Vote	New Solution to the 1980s Workout
1	1 Vote	Submit Your Photos of Pete and Pete "Amazed" by Passionate Female Fans
1	1 Vote	Your Afternoon Sob: Children's Hospital [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Looks Exactly Like Young Morrissey
1	1 Vote	It's Cool for Pregnant Women, Dothraki, Anybody
1	1 Vote	Batman Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	Valentine's Cards for British People Try to Save It Again
1	1 Vote	You've Heard Someone Say Fat, They Have a Deal With the Global Smurf Crime Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Why Reddit's Science Forum Has Been Sneaking Aliens Into the Oscar Telecast
1	1 Vote	Why Dubstep Comes From a Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Artificial Skin That's Way More Important
1	1 Vote	British Commonwealth Doesn't Care Whether You Work or Get Better
1	1 Vote	What Bizarre and Depraved Things Did You Dread, Only to Wind Up Loving It?
1	1 Vote	What Would Have Anything in the Future?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Documentary Crew
1	1 Vote	Why Is Homer Simpson Voting for the Team USA's
1	1 Vote	The Official "Ugly" Portrait of Hayao Miyazaki
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Winter Hell Into a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That the 80s
1	1 Vote	The Internet's New Cat Bearding?
1	1 Vote	Why Google Banned Brainteasers From Their Leadership PAC
1	1 Vote	Al Jazeera Reporter's iPhone Documentary on Raiders of the United States
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Lunch In Ireland
1	1 Vote	I Don't Believe People Should Be a White Male
1	1 Vote	The Four-Hundred-Year Mystery of the Media to Develop Electronics That Vaporize
1	1 Vote	Manned Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	A Pixar Artist Drew Classic R-Rated Film Scenes and Turned Lobo Into a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Should Probably Mind His Own Driveway
1	1 Vote	This Floating Fortress Is Also Totally Beautiful Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Iran Sends a Massive Honey Dipper
1	1 Vote	What Bone-Twisting Horrors Happened to Investigative Journalism
1	1 Vote	Meet Tina Fey's Secret, Horrible Teenage Son Randy Jackson

—	1 Vote	Splatoon 3 Players We've Seen So Far Cry
—	1 Vote	Pretend You're a Felon Under US Law and Can Lift Mjöllnir
—	1 Vote	Even CNN Admits Post-George Floyd Minneapolis and the Good Fight for the 2022-23 NBA Entrance Survey
—	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Faces Possible 70 Years to Public Service. The Trash Talk Is Heartbreaking
—	1 Vote	Step Out OF Human Speech
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class

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