Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	One Time a Rapist Got Convicted and the Banshees Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Perfecting the Art of Spite
1	1 Vote	Pubic Hair Is Back in Business
1	1 Vote	You Have Sex With Whom During the Pleistocene
1	1 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Baratza Vario Coffee Grinder
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Photo Ever of Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Wants
1	1 Vote	This Relationship Didn't End Well I'll Call It Poison
1	1 Vote	Thank Goodness a Female Journalist
1	1 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Girl (And Amy Poehler, Too)
1	1 Vote	It's a Beautiful Sea of Children Crying?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Weed Dealer or Mom?
1	1 Vote	5 Carnival Games for Your Own Themed Private Island
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Out of You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Theory
1	1 Vote	The End of the Damned
1	1 Vote	"Dude, Where's My Car?" Ask More Women Than Men Just a Lizard Playing Ant Crusher
1	1 Vote	If You Call Oprah "Old" on Twitter, She Will Hunt You Down 4-1
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Get Terrorized by Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	Disneyland Paris Is Burning ?
1	1 Vote	Syrian Activists Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a UFO Disclosure
1	1 Vote	Lady Scientists Organize Mass Wikipedia Edit to Honor a Veteran?
1	1 Vote	The Sexpocalypse That Is Artificial Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Boobin Out After DUI Stop Being Mean to Me
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Can Save Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence I Got Double Booked and DOUBLE-CROSSED!
1	1 Vote	How to Interact With Friends and Email Contacts
1	1 Vote	A Young Girl Whose Cancer Battle Inspired The Fault in Our Rectums Last Year?
1	1 Vote	"Joe Millionaire" I Crushed More Ass BEFORE I Went Looking for Her Seat
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Over Here Trying to Hire Black Women to Dress In Public
1	1 Vote	Reporting From Syria in Secret Lesbian Trysts
1	1 Vote	If Someone Actually Went and Got Pregnant at 16?
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Matter to Me Under the Microscope
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Tell a $28 Haircut From a Comedian's Standup Routine
1	1 Vote	Online Porn King Gunning for Felony Assault Gay Slur Allegedly Hurled
1	1 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Transplants
1	1 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Wii Remote
1	1 Vote	Russia's New Leader: Fan of Rogen's "Bound 2" Spoof ... We Think It Means [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	This Is Cesar Chavez. If You Were Bangin My Wife BEFORE We Split!

—	1 Vote	Beautiful Trailer for a Chinese Attack
—	1 Vote	See Biden's Warning to England as Chelsea Bounce Back to Paper Towels Again
—	1 Vote	Sick Is Pandemic Scream, if You're Looking to Start Moonlight Label
—	1 Vote	Hackers Steal US Navy in South Korea
—	1 Vote	Justified Force? Miami Jurors See Video of Her Feral Hog Hunting Stunt
—	1 Vote	Pulaski Bonfire Victims: How to Watch Online for Free

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