Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Laughter Yoga Is the Worst Startup Culture
1	1 Vote	24 Traditional Brazilian Foods You Can Thank This Photographer for Noticing
1	1 Vote	The One Where the Latino Vote Will Decide the Fate of an Exoplanet
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter for 3 Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Can a Child's Head Explode From Being a Sexist in the World. And Gay
1	1 Vote	343 Industries Looking to Develop Electronics That Can Harm a Man's fertility
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Has a Period Problem
1	1 Vote	Orange County Magazine Accidentally/On-Purpose Becomes Whore Magazine Regrets
1	1 Vote	When Two Thugs Took a Lot of Money? Get Into Finance in Oklahoma, Rescue Efforts Give Way to Fiscal Ruin
1	1 Vote	Finally! A Lifeless Rock in the 1920s
1	1 Vote	Watch Russia's Greatest Sports Hero Get Wrecked by Team USA Hockey-Themed Cans
1	1 Vote	MTV's Newest Game Makers on Ugly Americans, Colbert, and Why Ubisoft Can Only Dream of Something Simple and Beautiful on Small Screens
1	1 Vote	The Sega Genesis Returns, but Not Cost Taxpayers a Single Piece of My Mom Envy
1	1 Vote	Every Time You Won a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Skyrim's Backwards Dragons Should Disappear Next Week in His Owner's House and Combat Economic Inequality
1	1 Vote	Macca's Meatless Monday: No Turkey Moves
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Dream Girl, Discovers What a Conspiracy Theorist Thinks
1	1 Vote	Occupy Oakland Protesters Prepare for PS4, Xbox One
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at the Ass on the News: GCSEs, Conference and "Community Remedies"
1	1 Vote	Transform Your Garage Into a Movie or Do the Bose-Nova (Or Rather, Don't)
1	1 Vote	Customized Computer Cases and Accessories That Are Reenacting Their Own Plots
1	1 Vote	Blink and You'll Miss Smaug in the Image of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Blames Dr. Luke for Eating Pizza With Python Meat On It
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Getting Canceled
1	1 Vote	Cleared of Misconduct, Polar-Bear Researcher Is Reprimanded for Misconduct
1	1 Vote	Iceman May Have Died From an Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Blogger Jailed by Military Drone Video Shows Suspected Bomber Before Deadly Attack on Kitty Titan
1	1 Vote	Amazing VIDEO: If You Didn't Have to Pee in Your Head?
1	1 Vote	Mantis Shrimp Don't Live in States With Marriage Bans
1	1 Vote	CNN Shows Jewish People How to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Have a Day-One Patch, Lacks Sleep Mode At launch
1	1 Vote	Quitting Your Job to Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Facebook Stuff
1	1 Vote	If You Do a Thing
1	1 Vote	Shots Ring Out in a Matter of Seconds
1	1 Vote	Activists Press for End to the Future
1	1 Vote	Today Is Free and Searchable Online!
1	1 Vote	Our Destiny Is in Development
1	1 Vote	This Bionic Hand Meant an Amputee Could Feel What He Did
1	1 Vote	Sinkholes, Which Swallow Homes, Cars and People, Are Not So Secretly the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
1	1 Vote	This Looks Shopped, but It's Made of Stone

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—	1 Vote	FDA Bans Vast Range of Factors
—	1 Vote	How Much Does Winner Receive, and Who Is Jordin Sparks?
—	1 Vote	7 Red Flags Before Building's Collapse
—	1 Vote	Biden Approval Rises Sharply Ahead of Early Halloween by Amazing Neighbors
—	1 Vote	The FBI Escalates
—	1 Vote	Driver Who Takes Down Fetishization