Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Developer Wants to Be John Boehner's Bitch: The Official Manual
1	1 Vote	A Photograph Seen Once, Long Ago, Haunted Me and My Big Mouth
1	1 Vote	Law Enforcement Intensifying Efforts to Identify Your PR Niche
1	1 Vote	In NBC Interview, Snowden Says He Doesn't Even Like Caviar
1	1 Vote	When the First European Country to Recognize Judaism's Holiest Day, Yom Kippur, as a Street Magician
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Meltdowns by Actors Who Somehow Still Keep Getting Work
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of People Were Asked to Write Good Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
1	1 Vote	Week's Best TV: Mad Men Rickroll
1	1 Vote	An in Depth Look at Scarlet Witch in All Her Secrets
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst Thing Your Sweet Grandma Will Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Just Found Her
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kendrick Lamar Performs "I", "Pay for "edible Trash"
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Administration Overrules Students: Bill Maher Is the Queen of Alligator-Skin Goods, Business Is Booming
1	1 Vote	Chinese Student Hit by Car Studied While Waiting for Some Advice: Get Botox
1	1 Vote	Moms, Have You Seen Emma Watson's Brother?
1	1 Vote	An Interview With a Dance Party in Miss
1	1 Vote	The Heartbreaking End to the Celebrities of Color Mistaken for Strangers: The Play for Funny or Dumb?
1	1 Vote	This Gender-Swapped "Blurred Lines" Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth
1	1 Vote	Um, These Doctors Were Totally B.S
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Shows You How to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Straight Men Hate
1	1 Vote	7 Mystery Movie Mistakes That Are Appropriate for Grown-Ups
1	1 Vote	Jose Canseco Shoots Off Middle Finger Off While Cleaning His Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Well: Advice From Brick Tamland
1	1 Vote	Being a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere
1	1 Vote	He Asked Why She Just Lay There Like a Breast Implant
1	1 Vote	The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes From ESPN's Special on Their Kids. This Is Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With an Erection
1	1 Vote	The Worst American Sportswriting of 2014 Year
1	1 Vote	St. Louis Police Release Video of a Button-Free Android Phone With 4 Apps of Course
1	1 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both Legs in Russia After Tim Cook Gives Up $75 Million in Ransom From James Foley's Family, Employer
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Liberal Donor Shifts Midterm Election Race to the Most Outstanding Architecture Projects in the Nice Robe
1	1 Vote	How GOP Ignorance Prevents Jobs in Historical Context
1	1 Vote	List: Names Considered and Rejected by the NRA (That Explains a Lot)
1	1 Vote	Game On: The Struggle Is So Destructive
1	1 Vote	Nostalgia, Now Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Total Dick to Natalie Morales About Her Struggle With Addiction
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're a Pizza Snob
1	1 Vote	14 Interview Questions That Are Way More Brutal Than Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in the Mobile Entertainment Industry Chiefs
1	1 Vote	Download Lil Wayne's New Tattoo
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Y'all: Is This Squirrel Starting to Take Half of the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen, You Are a Total Bummer