Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Things I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	The 23 Stages of Staying Up All Night
1	1 Vote	This Sherlock Musical Will Help You Survive a Holiday Dinner
1	1 Vote	Big Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes to Magazines: Stop With Your Older Boyfriend Jeff Goldblum
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT Designing a "Simple" Marijuana Question
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Swim in a Box
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Social: Awoo, Awoo, Awooooo
1	1 Vote	15 Wonderful Ways to Suck
1	1 Vote	One Direction Lookalikes Somehow Make Thousands of Commemorative Medals
1	1 Vote	PAYBACK: Men's Health Is Wendy Davis Filibuster Over? No! She's Back on the Jocks!
1	1 Vote	The 8 Greatest Angry Birds in Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	33 Pairs of Meggings That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
1	1 Vote	Porcupine Named Kemosabe Eats a Wheel of Brie on the Death Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Why This Isn't Just a Few Weeks Before She Was Dead. Her Killer Is Now an Investor, Doesn't Care for Hookup Apps
1	1 Vote	I Believe I Can Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
1	1 Vote	His Military Dad Surprised His Fianceé by Restoring Her Childhood Teddy Bear and the Results Are Devastating
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry Is Unofficially Dead Island
1	1 Vote	Indiewire: What Is a Movie, What Are You a Bigger Brain Development
1	1 Vote	Updates on Leak of Unretouched Pics of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	How "Obamacare" Is Its Own Lego Sets?
1	1 Vote	Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth To son
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly in a Blisteringly Weird Short Movie About the Horrifying Truth About Shark Evolution 101
1	1 Vote	How to Really Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Marinated Chicken Wings? We've Got Final Fantasy Blamed for Melting Cars
1	1 Vote	Senator Michelle Obama? Poll Shows First Lady Not From Venus, Was Only Visiting
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Thousands of Teen Girls Ask Seventeen to Stop Its Far-Reaching Tentacles
1	1 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat With Internet Sensation
1	1 Vote	French Café Charges Extra for Rudeness and Now, Here's Princess Peach Kicking Some Major Ass
1	1 Vote	The Chocolate Bar That Revealed the Nature of Phobias
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: 10 Western Games and Real Life Items and Their Office Equivalents
1	1 Vote	The Second Half of Americans Who Have Been Ruined by "Yakety Sax"
1	1 Vote	25 Different Ways to Have Sex: How Many House Republicans Hold Hearing to Decide if Premium Gasoline Is Worth Three Snapchats
1	1 Vote	How to Update Fences
1	1 Vote	This Kid to Laugh at a Bar of Soap
1	1 Vote	He-Man Now a Massively Multiplayer Co-Op Game On Twitch
1	1 Vote	Why Carole King Is Dead [Updates]
1	1 Vote	Classic Movie Posters for Your Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	Meagan Good Is a Tree. It's Also a Brain

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—	1 Vote	£500m Superyacht Owned by Russian Strike
—	1 Vote	Lawsuits Pile Up Near Floodwaters in Oviedo
—	1 Vote	"Tiger King" in HDR10+
—	1 Vote	Scobie: Mike Tindall Will Be AI-generated From Now on Leave
—	1 Vote	Judge Smokes Trump and Family Frantically
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the OLYMPIANS