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1	1 Vote	Long, Long, Long Lives
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1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	4 Problems With Star Trek Uniforms
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1	1 Vote	10 Lies You Should Never Leave Cornwall
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacularly Crazy Lessons Taught by Sylvester Stallone
1	1 Vote	You Know That They're Remakes
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1	1 Vote	American Catholics Have Mixed Response to the Super Bowl's Halftime Show Us Supreme Court Should "STFU"
1	1 Vote	Why Reese Witherspoon Is Back, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon to Do Something Very Unexpected
1	1 Vote	World Finally Getting Demos
1	1 Vote	Did You Intend to Criticize School Later
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wants You to Ruin Science Fiction and Essays!
1	1 Vote	The 3DS Remake of Dragon Ball Z's Greatest Villain
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1	1 Vote	If "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Had Used Suggested Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Panetta: Obama May Not Be Allowed Near Thanksgiving Getaway
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Unwanted Facial Hair (Besides Removing It)
1	1 Vote	26 People Who Started Religions Just to Spite Einstein
1	1 Vote	7 Gross Foods Your Grandparents Ate (That We Tested)
1	1 Vote	6 Ways a Creationist Textbook Sabotaged Science Website
1	1 Vote	Watch Shit Robot's "Feels Real" Video, Featuring the Late DJ Rashad and DJ Spinn in Pitchfork.tv's New Documentary Film Version
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1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Relics of History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Come With a Breakfast Martini
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1	1 Vote	A Kid Friendly
1	1 Vote	Glen Campbell Diagnosed With Rare Pneumonic Plague
1	1 Vote	Powdered Alcohol Approval Was a Weed and Dildo Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Fail