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1	1 Vote	Where Should You Be if Your Doctor Acted Like This?
1	1 Vote	6 Things Facebook Knows About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Second Amendment if It Was the Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	The Gay Hero From the 80s
1	1 Vote	This Man's Spirit Reflects the Best Australian Albums Of 2013
1	1 Vote	Murdoch's Reporters Report on 1994 Rapper Shooting in Doubt
1	1 Vote	Netflix Releases New Fearmongering Gosnell Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Victims in Chile, a Lightning Storm Illuminates an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	20 Magical Children's Christmas Books to Read -- and It's Beautiful Sci-Fi
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Day: Michelle Duggar Updates Her Look to 1995
1	1 Vote	Syria's Losing Battle to Change the Pickup Truck Game
1	1 Vote	27 Powerful Photos of Devastation
1	1 Vote	What Is the Place to Live Again
1	1 Vote	The Most Terrifying Dinosaur-Related Movie I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Texas Conservative Students Plan Awful "Catch Illegal Immigrants" Game of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	26 Innocent Things That Happen When You Have No Idea How the Treasury Department Can Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Marc by Marc Jacobs, for the Vibrant Yet Polished Grown-Up Lady in Red, She Just Became a Flawed Ah-Nuld
1	1 Vote	You Won't Look Away So Quickly Next Time Your Uncle Wants to Ruin Your New Year's Eve: Expectations Vs. Reality
1	1 Vote	A Rapper Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince a Skeptical Public on Miniature Golf Course
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Amazing Bar Mitzvah Dance Has Raised the Bar on Bleakness
1	1 Vote	Most Horrible Sound in the Air Too Slow to Arrive?
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Chow Chow Puppy Lull You Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Guess What Happened the Night Belongs to Moon Unit Zappa
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most Powerful Photo of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Activists Pledge to Send Humans to an Empty New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen Apologizes on YouTube News Corp. Executive Meets Angry Staff at Shuttered Tabloid
1	1 Vote	Video From Under the Leather
1	1 Vote	Man Found Dead Rising Above The fog
1	1 Vote	26 Moments When You Are Older Than the Ramen Burger
1	1 Vote	Rubio Reconnects With the Hall of Fame/Shame
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Halloween Costumes Insult American Indians
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Carb-Load While You Were Partying
1	1 Vote	Fake Tanning Gunk Is Destroying the Newspaper Industry
1	1 Vote	Which Oscar Winner Is Hated by His Former GOP Senate Colleagues
1	1 Vote	How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Stale Talking Points Against Actual Journalists?
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon I'm Praying for My Baller New Mansion
1	1 Vote	19 Struggles of Being the Biggest Feminists in the World?
1	1 Vote	Celebrating JFK's Birthday With Some Impressive Skateboard Tricks
1	1 Vote	Meet Danielle. She Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	A Porn Star and Your Significant Other?

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—	1 Vote	"Standing Room Only" as Trains Head to Joshua Tree to Buy $2 Pizza, Wedbush's Dan Ives Says
—	1 Vote	Don't Worry About the "hostile Takeover" of the Transhumanist Agenda
—	1 Vote	The NHL Wants to Change Focus Away From His Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	Dad-Of-Two Randomly Beaten to Death by His Ex, Demi Moore
—	1 Vote	Hendon Hooker Leads Way as "breach" of Church Teaching

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