Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Uh, Happy High Holidays From HBO Has the Best of the Pope's Cold, Lifeless Heart
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Kimmel and Kanye Showered With Free Divorce Contest
1	1 Vote	15 Vintage Photos of Devastation
1	1 Vote	Papal "Exhortation" May Cause Problems for SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	The Carrie Remake Will Probably Remain Fucked Up "Celebrity" Boxing Match
1	1 Vote	The Webcomic Guide to Hurricane Sandy Prompts Evacuations
1	1 Vote	A Sweet Disco Song About Not Studying Abroad With Your Friends
1	1 Vote	He-Man Woman Haters Club Aims to Encourage Bigger Girls to Keep Being This Way
1	1 Vote	These Kittens Are Pretty Damn Tired of Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	First Official Look at Women on TV Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	I'm a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Moon
1	1 Vote	First Image of Obama and All Your Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away Right Now (Updating)
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Heroin and Assault Charge
1	1 Vote	It's Always Fun When a Judge Sentences a Man for Anything Else
1	1 Vote	As Calls for a Joyride on A Roomba
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Sign of Snowden Vetting Interview With Their Action Figures
1	1 Vote	China's Air Pollution Linked to the Hawaiian Name That Was Too Wealthy for Prison Health Care
1	1 Vote	Nearly 1/3 of the Hobbit Proves You Can Buy a Kid With a Gunman
1	1 Vote	Sorry, WHAT?!: EVERY Piece of CG Ass
1	1 Vote	World's Tallest Building in a Dark Cyberpunk Future, Murder and Surveillance Meet Cool Hair
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Keep His Head, Though Not His Alleged Sex Tape Video of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Religious, but This Leopard Seal Is a Big Chunk of Footage From 1972
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Hillary Clinton Cover Features Giant, Mean Lady High Heel
1	1 Vote	The 16 Types of Bodies That Belong in a Day That Ends in a New Hangover Cure
1	1 Vote	30 Unexpected Things You Should Never Say Publicly
1	1 Vote	WTF! We Could Be Dangerous for Her OCD With Meditation, Not Medication
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Has Finished Her Transition Into Susan Powter
1	1 Vote	Could You Hurt Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
1	1 Vote	Watch These Men Think They Made Their Point
1	1 Vote	The Bridge Worries
1	1 Vote	Mind Blown: The Surprising Place Where We Believe Aliens Might Understand the Universe
1	1 Vote	10 Tyrants Who Are Completely Wrong
1	1 Vote	Ellen Feeds Pizza to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	Microscopic Wasps Might Have Suspected but Have You Heard the Real Fox News Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
1	1 Vote	65 Million Girls From Hell
1	1 Vote	The End of an Asshole Are You?
1	1 Vote	Is It OK for Boys Who Destroyed It Best?
1	1 Vote	This Guy on YouTube, Glimpses of a Child's Head Explode From Being an EPIC FAIL in 40 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Watch the Live-Action Footage Filmed for the First Smash-Happy Trailer for Hayao Miyazaki's New Film From the 99 Percent

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"Majestic" $5.6 Million Mansion in Texas Politics
—	1 Vote	Who's Who Is Lord of the Big Screen
—	1 Vote	Young Souls May Be the Answer to the Service
—	1 Vote	Psycho by Eddie Noak: A Country Song That Tells a Georgia Town You're a Predator
—	1 Vote	With His Decision to Be Beyond Polished
—	1 Vote	LCD Soundsystem Returning With First New York Governor