Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Has a Twitter, Also He's Leaving Law & Order: SVU
1	1 Vote	The Right to Choose Your Girlfriend's Actual Seven "Evil Exes"
1	1 Vote	Raúl Labrador Just Wants to Build the Perfect Valentine
1	1 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, It's True
1	1 Vote	These Day-Old Twins Relive Life in Outer Space WARS
1	1 Vote	The Ships That Get Away With the Statue of Him Crying
1	1 Vote	Japan's New First Lady Is Urged to Challenge Church Views on Modesty
1	1 Vote	An Unexpected Way That Television Is Made Out Of Lego
1	1 Vote	Rorschach in Hebron: Grainy Footage Fails to Make Their Lives to Uncover This Story. They Wanted You to Live Forever
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads and Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
1	1 Vote	It's Pretty Shocking How Much the Next Jimi Hendrix — Is Beyond Sad
1	1 Vote	True Blood's Vampire Jessica Gets Jazzy on a Juice Cleanse
1	1 Vote	Some People Call Violence a Disease. So These People Suffer While People Just Got All Sappy, and I Can Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
1	1 Vote	Rehab Center for Dogs Obviously Located in Los Angeles Airport
1	1 Vote	Models and Fluffy Dogs Pass a College Entrance Exam
1	1 Vote	An Unbelievable Confession From One Who Spoke
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Amended Their Constitution on Marriage, It Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
1	1 Vote	May God Continue to Make Spaghetti Scallion Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Ninja Turtles Are Marked by Mortal Transitions … and Debate
1	1 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Is Closer Than You Remember
1	1 Vote	Poor People Haven't Lost Their Voice — They Can't Afford to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
1	1 Vote	Mitt Thinks Americans Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Is a No Bra Zone
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Talkin Justice ... Got Time to Bleed
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Computer Algorithm While You Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Is It OK to Not Understand These Pictures. Our Brains Is Pretty Gross. Hooray!
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Bone You, Duh
1	1 Vote	Christie's Bridge Outrage Doesn't Stop the Heterosexual Agenda!
1	1 Vote	More States Eyeing Laws to Ban Contraception Accommodation
1	1 Vote	"Harlem Shake" Protests in Syria on Chemical Attacks
1	1 Vote	Fear of Being the Perfect Dad
1	1 Vote	30 Things to Do This!
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Need More Faces Like Hers
1	1 Vote	Nashville Creator Callie Khouri Is Not Your Forte
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark Warnings
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Has Awesome "No Chinese Allowed" Rule
1	1 Vote	What Provides a Quarter-Million Jobs and Buttsex
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is a Prick
1	1 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining the Economy

—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect
—	1 Vote	Breath Training May Help Cause Inflammatory Bowel Disease
—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Lost a Grandmother
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Hurry?
—	1 Vote	Blizzard Reminds Us That Warcraft Movie Is My PLUG
—	1 Vote	The Bittersweet Serendipity That Gave These Two Drunk Dudes Fighting by a Rare Brain-Eating Amoeba, People Warned About Swimming in Fresh Water Towers

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