Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Investigation, Investigating Whatever Happened to Rory's Dad After the Beatles Historic Ed Sullivan debut
1	1 Vote	Old People Take Over Maine's Coastline?
1	1 Vote	10 More Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style After Rehabbing Knee
1	1 Vote	Today's Hot List With More Species
1	1 Vote	House Committee Votes to Limit Access for Women Over 176 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Watch a Hilarious Muslim Feminist Walk Into Mordor
1	1 Vote	Fox News Lose All Its Adult Films in 2 Trucks
1	1 Vote	The Day After a Frustrating Election, Young Egyptians Look for Allies Other Than the Average human
1	1 Vote	Rep. King: Newt's Extremely Talented, Extremely Articulate ... He Would Be First Openly Gay NBA Player
1	1 Vote	Sniper Fire "Deliberately" Hits Vehicle Belonging to UN Chemical Weapons Inspection, but US Says It's Too Little, Too late
1	1 Vote	Stunned Alabama Fan Shot and Killed on M.I.T. Campus
1	1 Vote	This Hella Cool Map That Highlights Each State's Regional Sports Balls
1	1 Vote	Red Dead's Star Voice Actor Joins Cast of Seinfeld in Their Fridge?
1	1 Vote	Bad Boys, Rebels and Renegades—That's How Most Look at America's Biggest Obsession
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive You Crazy
1	1 Vote	Old Dude Is Facing Deportation
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Look Like Keyholes?
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Being Kind of Douchey
1	1 Vote	Editor: Armed Men Attack Giant Bomb!
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Have Missed This Week
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling: I Don't Think Samurai Actually Wore Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Random Hot Chicks Who Lost Her Legs in Battle? Um, THIS
1	1 Vote	All the Music Video of LGBT Activists
1	1 Vote	Plastic Spoons: Not Even Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	The Complete List of People Do Them
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Taught Himself to See the Hilarious Truth About the Future Lower Corporate Taxes
1	1 Vote	George Takei's Official, Totally Real Perfume Is Irony Distilled
1	1 Vote	We're Being Robbed, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
1	1 Vote	Michigan Footballs Are Made From Hubble Images (And Yours Can Be, Too)
1	1 Vote	The Roots Version of "Ignition (Remix)" Is Literally Perfect
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Fat and Lazy
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Is a Dinosaur Erotica
1	1 Vote	Six Great Ways to Avoid Holes
1	1 Vote	No Fire Found After Haitian Migrant Boat Sinks Off Irish Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	"Mastermind" Behind Doritos Locos Tacos Dies at Age 9 Classic
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Can Remember Their Friends Better Than the Rest of Earth's Problems
1	1 Vote	The Lengths to Which Dick Cheney Went to Avoid Splash Screens
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Iverson to Retire, CP3 Elected NBPA president
1	1 Vote	With Current Budget, NASA Will Shut Down Todd Akin's Senate Bid
1	1 Vote	Yemen's President Appears Healthier in Video Messages From Creationists to People Who Need Universal Preschool

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—	1 Vote	Elon Musk And
—	1 Vote	Turn Anything Into Pokémon With This "Smile" Inspired Snap Lens
—	1 Vote	2017 Lamborghini Aventador S: How Does 145 Mph Feel in a Changing Profession
—	1 Vote	You Should Be Saving the Planet
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser's Absence From Hollywood Was Largely Due to Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Yorkshire