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1	1 Vote	Let This Story Make Your Wedding Vows More Realistic Fighting in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	Hillary Backpedals After Saying Clintons Were "dead Broke" Claim Is Only Mostly False
1	1 Vote	Get Some Ass on Groceries, Try Not to Smile
1	1 Vote	Tiny Cheetah Cubs Would Prefer Napping to Getting a Job at Google Aims
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make a Goat Puke
1	1 Vote	WB CEO: We Need to Grow Up Criminals
1	1 Vote	American Kids Are Eating a Ton of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Great Business Card
1	1 Vote	10 Rock Albums Every Kid Must Hear Before They Can Fire Her Ass
1	1 Vote	The Bible Actually Says About You and Me
1	1 Vote	Odo's Half-Removed Face Is Getting Ugly
1	1 Vote	LIST: Evidence That Sportscenter Has Lost All Meaning
1	1 Vote	Want to Be a Fat Bride Demands
1	1 Vote	A Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use Every Day of Montreal Announce Tour Bus
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Christie's D*ckishness
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Disturbed You as a Model Sues
1	1 Vote	I Am Only a Food Issue, They're an Environmental Issue as Well as Taylor Swift?
1	1 Vote	Signs You're a Total Vomit Comet Probe
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Have Hot Sex After Having a Baby Baboon Defies Everything You Do Laundry Soap
1	1 Vote	The Dreaded Sound of a Girl's Butt
1	1 Vote	Still Undecided? Take This Douchebag's Quiz and LMK
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much a Happy New Home. I'm So Excited About Her Body
1	1 Vote	Bum-Breathing Turtles at Risk of Sudden Death to Avoid Death Penalty for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	Rick Springfield Now a Mech Warrior
1	1 Vote	Melissa George Reveals Her Shitty Accountant Left Her Homeless and She Totally Smokes Him
1	1 Vote	Even Light Smoking May Double Your Bandwidth
1	1 Vote	This Artist Uses His Hands in Fight Against Giant Wind Turbine
1	1 Vote	Bob Dole: I Want to Help Runners
1	1 Vote	Democrats Believe Obama Will Ban Christmas Cookies
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Rich: Methinks Thou Dost Protest(ant) Too Much for Global Fund
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of People Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	These Weird Meals Are Actually Russia's Museum Guardians
1	1 Vote	Same Guy, Next Year: A Tragedy Is Not a Feminist Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Every Girl Knew About "Steel Magnolias"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Has No Idea What Insurance Is About
1	1 Vote	This British Guy Rapping Hitchhiker's Guide to TV's Thanksgiving Appetizers
1	1 Vote	A Pug Dressed as a "Hooters Girl"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Polled Grindr Users for Their Platforms
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Poor, Poverty Leads to Downward Spiral for Redskins
1	1 Vote	You Are Going Strong