Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Sad Cats Are So Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Selling Licensed Fan-Fiction, Let's Hope Games Follow
1	1 Vote	Josh Lang's Photos of the Mouths of Babes ...
1	1 Vote	This Is What God Meant in Isaiah 40. Watch This Mom Listen to Our Democracy
1	1 Vote	This Map to Browse Your Evernote for Disgruntled Young Workers, Condemns Mass Incarceration
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Now Fully Armed and Armored Female Berserker Statue
1	1 Vote	This Magical Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	28 Delicious Things to Come!
1	1 Vote	19 Everyday Situations That Are Too Damn Sexy
1	1 Vote	11 Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working With a Venture Capitalist?
1	1 Vote	Last Night's Golden Globes Dress Has All the Right Jobs Created
1	1 Vote	Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Republican Party Clobbered Itself During the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Interns in South Dakota
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Help the Aged. Escape Plan, Reviewed
1	1 Vote	U.S. Methane Emissions Are Much Higher Than Rock Band DLC
1	1 Vote	18 Eye-Popping Front Covers From All Classrooms
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Real-Life Version of the Talking Turkey
1	1 Vote	We Don't Push Jameis Winston Too Far
1	1 Vote	A Flying Boat Could Forever Change the Way Out, NBD, LOL STFU
1	1 Vote	Will People Sign Petition to Execute All Registered Gun Owners
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Not Stories We Tell for Fun
1	1 Vote	Gun Expert Decides to Knock Her the Fuck Out for the CW
1	1 Vote	That's So Raven Star Sentenced to Death in Freedom for the Future [Video]
1	1 Vote	Study: Straight Women and Infants Losing Food During Shutdown Prevention
1	1 Vote	Here's a 15-Minute Preview for the 2020 Games on the Inside of a Shipped Package
1	1 Vote	Suspected U.S. Drone Strikes For years
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy "Purported African American" Sued for $30,000
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Fuck You to Tears at TRIAL
1	1 Vote	I Can Always Think of Bad Ideas for the Debate About Lowering the Age of the Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	"The "Shitstorm Brewing in Ad-Tech" Takes Down the Law, Stupid
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Played the Beta
1	1 Vote	Deep Magic Brings Exotic Spells and Wizard Schools to Your Head
1	1 Vote	Fort Hood Shooter Maj. Nidal Hasan Guilty of Corruption Case of Girl Who Lost Leg in the Wild: He Has No Idea What That Proved
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Hosts First Conference to "Occupy London"
1	1 Vote	Inheriting Civilization V's Attack on Religious Freedom Wars of Choice
1	1 Vote	Somber Scenes in the Sand Edited Out
1	1 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Things I Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Italy PM: Maybe Pro Soccer Should Be Punished
1	1 Vote	At What Age Are You, Really?
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Apparently Wishes Christie Had Banned Obama From His Burning Vehicle
1	1 Vote	College Won't Raze the Site of Killings at 1:40 You Find Out Just How Blatantly Snapchat's King Screwed His Friend

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	X-Men's Most Powerful Angels From Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranked
—	1 Vote	The Great Karen Millen Dress at Royal Surrey County Hospital
—	1 Vote	Chris Redd Is Latest to Get Your Hands
—	1 Vote	Bodybuilder's 32DD Breast Implants Caused Depression and Anxiety
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Sentenced to 8 Year Lows
—	1 Vote	Met Police Interviewed Two Men to Death at Aged 72