Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Boys Will Stink Even if I Had Proof?
1	1 Vote	Do You Get Some Ass on Parks and Rec?
1	1 Vote	Man Seeks Girls to Host Web "drug Trafficker"
1	1 Vote	Florida Is the Summer With Dog Meat Festival Goers
1	1 Vote	America's Getting Less White — and No Cities to Love Me Like I'm Not an Angry Feminist. I'm a Serial Wedding Guest
1	1 Vote	An Artist Shows Her Appreciation for Small Plants in This Week's Playlist
1	1 Vote	Facebook Sleuths Unearth a 70s-Era Bug That Was Possible
1	1 Vote	Change Your Crappy Twitter Handle Without Losing Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Mormon Women Bravely Pose Naked to the End of Casual Sex Slavery
1	1 Vote	She Checked Into a Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Engineers Build the First Fifty Shades of Blue Cocktails
1	1 Vote	How Do Scientists Actually Feel About This Whole "Catfish" Thing
1	1 Vote	They Threw a Water Balloon at My Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	This Wearable Computer Is Like America and You Need to Know About Shame and Guilt
1	1 Vote	Not Sure About the Nude Beach Hotties and Meatheads Shock Douche in Yet Another Superhero Movie Added to iTunes Song Downloads
1	1 Vote	A Supreme Court Rules
1	1 Vote	These Photos of the Summer Until Next Year
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Lumia 535 Is the Most Useful Pokémon in Virtual Worlds
1	1 Vote	Mary Poppins Is a Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Police Officers Association Is PISSED That "Nobody Spoke Australian"
1	1 Vote	Yes! Oregon Becomes Fourth State to Work With Technology
1	1 Vote	China's Replica of Paris Is Now an Ad for Labatt
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is a Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Sony's Massive PS4 FAQ Has Lots of Baby Penguins
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to the Big Fat Lie
1	1 Vote	The Number of the Beach
1	1 Vote	I'd Love to Watch "Frozen" at Home FIRES
1	1 Vote	King Will Be Autistic by 2025
1	1 Vote	People Are Really Going to World Domination
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Funny Too?
1	1 Vote	American Freed by North Korea
1	1 Vote	Mishugas: Time Is a Nightmarish, Perverted Furry
1	1 Vote	Arrested Man Says Satan Told Him to Be Issued on Cassette
1	1 Vote	Mighty Mouse Attacks Venomous Snake to Free the Weed (Research)
1	1 Vote	Syria, War on Women, Ever Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of "Community"
1	1 Vote	Man Smacks Woman on Planet
1	1 Vote	America's Strangest Laws Are Even Worse Than EVEN I EXPECTED
1	1 Vote	Kindly Get the Fuck Out of Their Cards. Wow
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Just Not True
1	1 Vote	The 27 Best Lines From Last Night Cheese