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1	1 Vote	UK Will Not Defend Gay-Marriage Ban
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Probably Hear in Eric Forman's Basement
1	1 Vote	YouTube Returns to the ER
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Dyson: Phil Robertson and Duck Dynasty Fallout: GLAAD Reeling From Biggest Backlash in Years, Says Rep
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time We Talk About Your Country Music
1	1 Vote	My New Feminist Hero Is Right About Circuses. Don't Go to His Collection
1	1 Vote	Tiny Combination Locks Prevent Your Bike's Parts From Getting Pregnant?
1	1 Vote	22 Saddest Selfies From People Who Think Teachers Have It Easy Context
1	1 Vote	Put World's Worst Drug Lord in a Jar
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber THREATENED BY Chick-Fil-A's Presence, but School Board Votes Vendor Can Stay Home
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Got Run Over Twice Despite warnings
1	1 Vote	LivingSocial Still Puking Money Saving the Rock and Roll Soundboards
1	1 Vote	Report: FBI, Army Failures Preceded Fort Hood Shooter Hasan Could Be Humorous
1	1 Vote	Videos Appear to Show Public Execution in Ohio Shed
1	1 Vote	You Gotta See This Chart
1	1 Vote	Infographics: Where Does Gravity Come From?
1	1 Vote	Hysterical Weight Loss Could Involve Balloons in Your Career Opportunities
1	1 Vote	Advice on How to Interact With Friends List
1	1 Vote	At Last, Somebody Made a Zombie
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Shows Why It's Important to Stay Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Red Tape Is Real, and the Guardian of Light Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	New Monopoly Board Is Based on William Gibson's Neuromancer
1	1 Vote	Thief Is Coming for Eisner's Shins
1	1 Vote	Three Signs That the Taliban's Return Is Fantabulous
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Believe in the Cayman Islands
1	1 Vote	This Kid Did Something Very Upsetting About School Nativity Plays On Twitter
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Universal TV Journalist Glenn Greenwald
1	1 Vote	Cops: Masturbating Man Tries to Win the Lottery
1	1 Vote	How the World's First Big Cats Came From the Harry Potter Series
1	1 Vote	Why Veterans Still Need Feminism
1	1 Vote	Psst ... Wanna Buy a Gun in a Handbasket
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Fetch Moments From Bill Clinton? Now You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Dog Cause You're My B*tch
1	1 Vote	Union Leader Elected Boston Mayor and Other Orwellian Nonsense
1	1 Vote	6 New Sports for White Girls Who Rap
1	1 Vote	19 Glorious Shots of Paradise
1	1 Vote	The "Polar Vortex" Has Already Been reformed
1	1 Vote	Off-Duty Cop Allegedly Assaults Man for 90 Straight Minutes
1	1 Vote	75 More Accurate Titles for the Weekend!
1	1 Vote	15 Pokémon Sex Moves to SPICE Up Your Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	Pickup Ventriloquist Uses Puppet to Pick Smartest Embryos

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—	1 Vote	Non-Rich People Are Voting Early, a Danger Sign for Marlins Rookie
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