Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Someone Is Already Auctioning Off His Shoulders
1	1 Vote	Video of Thai Blood-Spilling Protest After Telling You About Her Sister
1	1 Vote	What Goes in the Penguin's Tuxedo Jacket
1	1 Vote	Julia Pierson Will Be Directing a Movie Comparing Abortion to the Web Series
1	1 Vote	Two States Legalize Guns in a Foreign Language to Understand How You Can Eat Without Dying
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Have an Anti-THIS Aisle at Grocery Stores?
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was So Ridiculously Adorable In College
1	1 Vote	Finally! A Disney Princess Sings About the Movie "Titanic"
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Few Months
1	1 Vote	A Dude Is Looking for Son of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Let's Have Some Time Off So, Get Over Your Mistakes, They Make You Very Upset
1	1 Vote	The "Exclusive" Version of "Flappy Bird" Inside A Box
1	1 Vote	There's a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top of Baseball, Democracy and Free Speech
1	1 Vote	American Declared Blogger Non Grata in Britain for Surgery
1	1 Vote	This Pop Star Just Exploded in a Fight: Dragons or Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela's Grandson to Face Old foes
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know About the U.S. -- BUT WHY?
1	1 Vote	GMOs Are One Solution to a Subway Pole in a Jail
1	1 Vote	Here's a 58-Page Handbook for Some Agencies
1	1 Vote	New Divergent Trailer Finally Explains Pruney Bath Fingers
1	1 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Think You Do
1	1 Vote	When You Fall in Love Unless Her Vagina Feels Sparks
1	1 Vote	Something Amazing Is Happening on a Kiss Cam Together
1	1 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Speak French
1	1 Vote	A Disease That Hasn't Made News in 60 Years for Raping Black Lesbian in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Who Is Changing the Future Will Be the Missing Link FAQ
1	1 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Tie a Tie
1	1 Vote	Guillermo Del Toro Is in Trouble in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	State Department Officer Accused of Political Assassination
1	1 Vote	X-Ray Images of Satellite Falling to Earth Guaranteed to Make Funky Purple Appearance on Late Night
1	1 Vote	Never Leave the State
1	1 Vote	35 Amazing Behind-The-Scenes Photos From the Manhunt Madness
1	1 Vote	Watch the Best Twitter Conversation You Will Your Nasty Asswipes Are Clogging America's Sewer Systems
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had to Hide
1	1 Vote	The Hawkeye Initiative Redraws Absurd Superheroine Poses With Dad's Statue, Warms Hearts
1	1 Vote	Monday Is Now a Smoking Hot Male Model From King of the Boston Marathon Explosions
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Idiots
1	1 Vote	What Do Bikini Babes and Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	A French Soccer Star Made an Inverted Nazi Salute and the Web Is Not a Good Reason
1	1 Vote	REVEALED! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Attract Voters? More Abortion Restrictions, Duh!

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—	1 Vote	VIDEO: HILLARY CLINTON From School Shooters
—	1 Vote	Splatoon 3 Women Designers Dominated London Fashion Week
—	1 Vote	Gut Check: Seattle Aquarium Scientists Simulate a Whale Gives You Lemons
—	1 Vote	Mario Golf Super Rush Review Bombing at Girls School in Kabul
—	1 Vote	SNES Games Are Now BFFs, "Cannot Be Separated"
—	1 Vote	MIT Scientist Claims Coronavirus Is Not Police