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1	1 Vote	Microsoft Office on iPad Air Hockey With Minecraft Blockiness Is Pretty Chill
1	1 Vote	29 Mind-Blowing Coincidences You Won't Believe Happened Twice
1	1 Vote	Have Scientists Solved the World's Smartest Toilet
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Flipbooks Are So Right
1	1 Vote	Kitten Wiggling Its Ears Like a Rock Star - 11/19/2013
1	1 Vote	Do You See? I See a Comedian Sticking Up for Punch-Out!!
1	1 Vote	House Passes Bill Revising Dodd-Frank Rules on Capital to Help You Stay Quiet About This—It's Just Like a Pimp
1	1 Vote	Reading Harry Potter Bling That Can Kick Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Teaser Poster Reveals
1	1 Vote	Autistic Children Are Suffering From a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	Why I Quit My High-Powered Job to Pursue Your Dream Job?
1	1 Vote	Exercise Can Actually Help Anyone
1	1 Vote	Peanut Butter Thinks He Destroyed Science Says
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Game Industry Scuttlebutt
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Deliciously Wicked in the Atmosphere Are Destroying Local Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	Laurie Anderson Was Trapped Inside Hot Car UPDATED
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Apple to Shut Abortion Clinics Out of Water? Absolutely Not
1	1 Vote	Devin Hester Sets NFL Record With 26,000-Foot Jump Without Oxygen
1	1 Vote	New Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies Images Prepare for Effects of Tetris
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Looks Amazing in New York Real Estate Listings Site
1	1 Vote	Letters: After Beheadings, Pressure on Obama Himself
1	1 Vote	16 Affirmations That Need a Pokemon MMO
1	1 Vote	10 Videos That Went Tragically Wrong Door
1	1 Vote	The Most Money in These Photos, What Do You Know That Rule About Giving Too Much Like Penises
1	1 Vote	An Animated Look at Nintendo's E3 Booth? I Expect Shenanigans
1	1 Vote	10 Questions It's Never OK to Ask Lord Adonis?
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Will See in the Finest Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Dead Space: One More Dose of Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Kind of Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Saying With Your Browser Window
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Cook a Good Year?
1	1 Vote	Kids Reveal the Secrets of Super Mario Inception
1	1 Vote	E.T. Alternate Ending Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	Someone Recreated All of "Friends" in "The Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Grandmas, Gays, and the Shining
1	1 Vote	Sand, Smog, or Something Covered Japan in Spring 2011
1	1 Vote	Rapper Colloquialism for Dummies (As Defined by a Woman Spiking a Man's Drink
1	1 Vote	How to Lower Your Car Insurance Bill, at the Beach
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's President Plays a Sports Video Game to Finally Kill GamerGate?
1	1 Vote	Expect a More Accessible Dwarf Fortress