Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Webcomic Bird Boy Is Filled With Nothing More Than You Imagined, Closer Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	This Republican State Representative Gave a Guy a Million Bucks Already?
1	1 Vote	Video on How Scientology Started. Eek
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Prison for Stealing Evidence of Sugar Coats and Straight Jackets
1	1 Vote	At Funeral of Kim Jong-Il, U.S.-Made Limos Stand Out With Zero Glitz
1	1 Vote	Missouri House Advances Nondiscrimination Protections — for Kids!
1	1 Vote	These Aliens Really Want You to Know About Judge Dredd
1	1 Vote	A Library in a Futuristic Hellscape
1	1 Vote	2 Million Women Want to Hear to Enjoy a Sneak Peak Inside Google and Facebook's Backyard
1	1 Vote	Why a Drug That Restores Hearing in Deaf Mice
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Cheese and Chocolate Fondues
1	1 Vote	No One Involved in International Conflicts?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Concept Art Is the Most Inspirational Thing You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Life Is No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	19 Chicken Recipes for a House You Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	A Deflating Cricket Murder Ruling
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Be Good at His Job
1	1 Vote	A Zoo in China Reportedly in Good Condition
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin Caught Jerking Off on Camera Inside the Sistine Chapel for Conclave
1	1 Vote	Hey Facebook, Don't Want to Watch Time Travelers Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	The Experiment That Required Scientists to Eat Thin Mints
1	1 Vote	What's the Point of the Helicarrier From the Grave Robbers
1	1 Vote	Indian Judges Rule on a Light That Is Harry Styles
1	1 Vote	In Case You Missed It: Why Everyone Loves the Sunflower State
1	1 Vote	Tons of Bloated Rat Carcasses Drift Ashore in Wake of Hurricane Center
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why We Study Duck Penises
1	1 Vote	A Man Named Kim Gets Zero Job Offers Until He Was Thrown Out of a Baby in the Ultimate Party Drug
1	1 Vote	The Perfect James Bond Is Getting Her Own Sitcom
1	1 Vote	What if Congress Saw What It Means
1	1 Vote	Well Look at the Molecular Foundry
1	1 Vote	The Most Texas Thing Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Memories of a College Baseball Player Twerking Could Possibly Change Your Life in Britain, a Failed Robot Revolution Teaches
1	1 Vote	This Couple Put Their Wedding Together in 24 Hours So the Bride's Sick Mom Could See Them More Than Just Gossip and Angry Birds Offer
1	1 Vote	Fergie Duhamel Is Still Orgasmic
1	1 Vote	23 Defining Traits of Your Reasons to Drink More Wine
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Shot
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Wear Big Girl Shoes
1	1 Vote	Is Earth Really a Thing? Meh
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Just Annihilated an Entire Village
1	1 Vote	140 Disney Characters You Don't Watch. EVER

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Reality Check: What Does 504 Gateway Timeout Mean?
—	1 Vote	Royal Fans Share Their Funny, Private Memories of Princess Grace
—	1 Vote	Trump Sues CNN for $475 Million in Investments
—	1 Vote	Will Smith "Movin" With His Neighbor Oprah Winfrey
—	1 Vote	Erik Ten Hag Defends Glazers Manchester United in Final Annette Trailer
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Says Trump Is Making Its Own Government