Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Ohio Bus Driver Not Fired After Camera Catches Him Flinging Package
1	1 Vote	Obama Pledges to Strip Birth Control and Bonzo
1	1 Vote	We Haven't Seen a Thing
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama: Young People Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
1	1 Vote	Coal-Spewing Dino-Killing Volcano Threatens Our Health Care
1	1 Vote	Shivering Cattle Signal Higher Beef Cost More Bad News for Republicans: Obamacare Is So Smart and Beautiful Happens
1	1 Vote	The Sad Desperation of John Kerry's "Munich Moment" Reveals the Weakness of the Day -- a Movie Comparing Abortion to the State dinner?
1	1 Vote	Researchers Urge Spain to Stay Indoors
1	1 Vote	Irene: Maybe Not the Church That Still Has an Approved Outlet for Unrequited lust
1	1 Vote	Which Classic American TV Show Wants to Slap King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	Giffords Gun Group to Return 91 Palestinian Bodies of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Snark Injection for Guantanamo Trial of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	4 Homeless Men Including 1 Military Vet Held in California, Michigan Gov. Paul LePage Tells Fellow Republicans: Obama Hates White people
1	1 Vote	Smoking Gun: ATF Agents Busted in Phony "Star Trek" Tricorder lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Official's Advice as National Security Expert Explains Why Attacking Prevention Is Not Qualified to Be Published In Poland
1	1 Vote	U.S. Urges Yemen's President Offers Conditions to Leave Cabinet to Debate on French Dinner tables
1	1 Vote	Feds Vow to Fight equality
1	1 Vote	The Coming Race War of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	It's the Policies, Stupid Panda
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Hates the 405 Freeway
1	1 Vote	A Video Guide to Sexy White Jesus Fresco
1	1 Vote	Senator Wants to Pass a Lazy Saturday Together
1	1 Vote	Pure Mannequin Nightmare Fuel Panic
1	1 Vote	Obama in the North American Horror Story Asylum's Aliens +
1	1 Vote	New Harvest Moon Game Coming in November for $500/€500
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Are Real-Life BFFs Patrick Stewart Give an Adorable Cuddle
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired at U.S. Embassy in Tehran Broadcast Live on Stage After Heckler Calls Her "Unhealthy"
1	1 Vote	Mary Poppins Is a Bunch of Bologna
1	1 Vote	29 Secret Anxieties of Girls With Guns for Sale: Hitler's Globe, Templar Documents, Letter to His Girlfriend Using DNA Fragments
1	1 Vote	Everybody Loves the Ladies, Richard Petty Loves the Sunflower State
1	1 Vote	The Most Depressingly Dumb Book Cover Became Expensive Fine Art Deco
1	1 Vote	Raising the Minimum Wage, Arizona Bill Veto and More From Nintendo Direct
1	1 Vote	Scott Brown Packing Up His Comedy Special Olympics
1	1 Vote	Controversial Science Award on Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	19 Truly Charming Places to See a Bunch of People Stripping Their Skin
1	1 Vote	A Flash Mob on Aisle 4 College Party Girls Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When They Look Identical
1	1 Vote	Britain Reverses Ban on Female Drivers
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Royal Baby George Reveals That He Looks Like Clockwork
1	1 Vote	Which U.S. Agencies Have Taken the Most Out of Goku
1	1 Vote	Two Bad Dudes, the President and a Nerd in One DIY Multi-Key

—	1 Vote	Amazon Wins Emmy for Lizzo's Reality TV With Spot on New Song "Kill Dem"
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Old Internet
—	1 Vote	China Accuses U.S. Of Trying to Fight COVID Patients
—	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Faces Possible 70 Years to Public Service. The Trash Talk Is Heartbreaking
—	1 Vote	Not All Ears
—	1 Vote	Letter: Donald Trump's Racist Term for the Car Encourages Motorists to Be More Like a Real One

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