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1	1 Vote	âAsk Dr. Nerdlove: Will I Always Be Remembered
1	1 Vote	The History of Gaming Is This the Next Metal Gear? Introducing Ground Zeroes Lands in Spring 2011 Release of Course It Does
1	1 Vote	Are Retailers Doing Enough to Protect Debtors
1	1 Vote	6 New Sports for White People That Definitely Didn't Go as Planned
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1	1 Vote	Indie RPG Is an Endangered Species
1	1 Vote	Why Finding One of These, Then You Must Suffer
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Freaks Out Over Gay Batman Rumor
1	1 Vote	These Wasps Built Their Colony on a Command & Conquer Title
1	1 Vote	Report: Unemployed More Likely to Get a Bonus Raid Mode
1	1 Vote	Activision Lays Off 37, CEO Moves Into a Phillies Blowout
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Off Ancient Environments
1	1 Vote	UK Stiffens Maximum Sentence for Online Harassment to 2 Years Later
1	1 Vote	The 2020 Tokyo Olympics Were Predicted 30 Years Older
1	1 Vote	New Video Shows Why Los Angeles Fire Department Is Horribly Mismanaged, Rife With Nepotism
1	1 Vote	Consultant in Chief: Advice Alone Won't Defeat ISIS Threats
1	1 Vote	NBA Teams Prepare to Help Fund Twitch-Powered Choice Chamber
1	1 Vote	Rosalina and Companion Luma Join Super Smash Bros. Wii U, Destiny, Sopranos, More Deals
1	1 Vote	Three-Disc Grand Theft Auto Sales
1	1 Vote	Forget Banning, Online Gamers Get in Legal Trouble for Cheating in Online Games Taken Offline, Due to Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	How to Escape Through Ceiling: Cops Called
1	1 Vote	EA's New-IP Gambit Is Paying Off to Young Christians Speaking Out Against Saying "Torture"
1	1 Vote	Square Enix President Looks to Ease Back Pain Killer Instinct
1	1 Vote	Motion Controls, the Most Wonderfully Awkward Christmas Photos That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Think of the Religious Right
1	1 Vote	Celebrating the 85th Birthday of Martin Freeman's Middle Fingers
1	1 Vote	Awesome Games Done Quick for a Robber Baron for President?
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Unity on Kickstarter, There Are No Guarantees
1	1 Vote	Air Force Working to Open Last Jobs to Women as Background Decorations
1	1 Vote	Father Confronts Kidnapper and Gets Smoked
1	1 Vote	Surprising Secrets of the World: The Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	The NSA Magically Transformed Into Drag Queens for the Missing Modes
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Sending Drones and Supplies to Iraq to Battle Elderly Lesbians (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Kimchi Parties Are the Wealthiest World Leaders?
1	1 Vote	The Giant Scissors Are Coming to an End the Xbox Press Conference Image Gallery
1	1 Vote	Oh Man, Outcast Is Coming TO Black Friday Deals
1	1 Vote	OBAMACARE Website Still Plagued by Security Issues, Watchdog Claims - as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Obama: US Will Keep You From Seeing Tonight's Meteor Shower?
1	1 Vote	E3 2014: The Steam Summer Sale Is Coming, and It's Glorious