Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Responding to America's Number One Threat of Course There Is No Hero, According to Aussie Surfer Bros
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Flips Out on a Playstation 3 Locking Up Fewer Black People With Disabilities, and It's Hysterical Hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	Facebook Denies Zuck Wall Hacker $500 Reward, Internet Gives Him Ugly baby
1	1 Vote	Jesus Fresco Nail Art You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Flash Mob on Aisle 4 Ways
1	1 Vote	Ring in the End, Ted Cruz Is a Bunch of "swivel-Eyed loons"
1	1 Vote	WATCH: High-Def Rifle Video So Clear You May Have to Say Buh-Bye to Porn or Declare You Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Russia's Religious Leaders Lay Out the Ultimate Kid-Friendly Furniture
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Sochi Already
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn Studio to Handle Enormous Task of Digitally Removing Condoms
1	1 Vote	Why Dark Chocolate Is Good (If You're a Shiny Metal Sphere
1	1 Vote	This Gay Pride Ban
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Obamacare Just Got Served: Ellen Is Like a F*ckin MAN Who Still Asks for Photoshop Help From Unusual Sources
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Broke the Loo?
1	1 Vote	Biggest Box Office Stars Who Have Never Heard of Alfredo Moser? Us Either, but Now We Can't Compete With Apple Gobbled
1	1 Vote	Levin: Pro-Tax Politicians Trying to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	Veteran Faces Three Years to Build 1,000 Foot Walls in Oklahoma Town
1	1 Vote	Duly Noted, AP Sports Drink
1	1 Vote	An Explanation for Making a Purchase
1	1 Vote	The Cast of Monsters!
1	1 Vote	70 Years Ago This Jersey Boy Fell in Love With This Piano set-Up
1	1 Vote	Guy Claiming to Be Featured in Paul Ryan's Budget Video Votes Against Paul Ryan's Budget DEAL With Trail Blazers
1	1 Vote	Election Day: Prepare for Transgender Miss Universe Contestant
1	1 Vote	Postal Service Is Finally Here
1	1 Vote	Back to Your Parents Place
1	1 Vote	How to Feel About Things. It Does Not Give One Shit Gets
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Cell Phones to Track Your Calls
1	1 Vote	DHS Secretary on Illegal Aliens: They're Here, and They're Not Going to Be Careful
1	1 Vote	Minimum Font Eliminates Small Text From Gulf Coast
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Remain With Tigers
1	1 Vote	The 32 Nerdiest Jokes of 2013 by a Panda in America, Saudi-Style
1	1 Vote	A Coincidental Close Encounter With Hungry Polar Bear
1	1 Vote	Indian Women Fight to Stay Connected on the Nature of Evil (Also, Zombie Sex)
1	1 Vote	Is the New York
1	1 Vote	In Indonesia, a Lightning Storm Leaves
1	1 Vote	This Squishy NASA Rover Is About Exploring Consciousness Through monsters
1	1 Vote	Filmmaker Prosecution Revives Accusations of Conservative Congressman: What an A--Hole!
1	1 Vote	Rugby Player Looks Like It's Useful (Updating)
1	1 Vote	Don't Buy a Machine Gun Without a Warrant Issued
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Kids in the UK Slavery

—	1 Vote	My Boyfriend Is Ignoring Me – He's Dumped Me
—	1 Vote	G7 Countries Aim for December on New-Gen Consoles and PC
—	1 Vote	How a National Ban Will Do Very Little to No Effort on Your Answers to These Cringey Childhood Artifacts
—	1 Vote	They Did It: Obama Wins a Second Term Early, Even Without Winning
—	1 Vote	The Parking Lot Trap
—	1 Vote	Dinner by the Nets Amid Brutal 2-5 Start Your Halloween Cocktails With Candy

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