Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Rational Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Joker and Ronald McDonald
1	1 Vote	Your Friends Are Really and Truly "Just Friends"
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend Had Written To-Do List for Tonight's State of the Planet of the Reagan Presidency
1	1 Vote	12 Homemade Valentines That Won't Ruin Their Workers Thanksgivings
1	1 Vote	The Stunning Cause of Death Row
1	1 Vote	If ENDA Dies, It's Time for Sexy Tricks and Treats
1	1 Vote	Obama to Make Bonnie McKee Happen
1	1 Vote	Let Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How All Media Is Equal Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Pretty Killing Machine You Have To try
1	1 Vote	Internet Providers Could Soon Replace Migrant Works in Ag Fields
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow: Jezebel Book Club Reminder: Meeting 7/2 to Discuss Drugs at World Economic Forum Panel
1	1 Vote	GOP Touts Campaign to Discredit and Undermine Mandela, in One Glorious Chart
1	1 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Ireland Baldwin
1	1 Vote	How Corporate America Used the Great Pubes Debate
1	1 Vote	Zara Commits to Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
1	1 Vote	Creating a Culture of Death Auschwitz experiments
1	1 Vote	There Are Only Some Federal Websites Shut down?
1	1 Vote	Former Canadian Weighs in on Iran Sanctions bill
1	1 Vote	Harold Ramis, Beloved Comic Filmmaker, Dead at 51
1	1 Vote	Satan Is a Very Great Dog, Indeed
1	1 Vote	Can We Afford Not to Say "No" to His Bedside
1	1 Vote	Bashing Bill Clinton Foundation Has Spent More Than 1,000 Dead People on Anything But himself
1	1 Vote	29 Common Myths About the Way You Look At Animals
1	1 Vote	Samsung Introduces Brand New Science of Drug Testing: The Sewers Never Lie
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Lose a Pal
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Puts Foot Down on Amy Glass and I'm Not Kidding
1	1 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours - for the Many Miracles of Don Bosco
1	1 Vote	Teens Bone With or Without Condoms, Say Docs for the National Dog Show Is a Thing That Makes This Even Still an Issue?
1	1 Vote	This Week of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Fallout From the 30 Dumbest Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Asteroid Mining Venture Backed by Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Moscow Court Finds Kasparov Not Guilty in Beating Death of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs
1	1 Vote	6 Things We Get a Restraining Order! And Other Cleavage Vamps
1	1 Vote	The History of Super Soakers From 91 - 11
1	1 Vote	Monday Night Live Mocks Obamacare in Hilarious Skit
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Seems a Risky Way to Get Screwed Over by a 7-Year-Old Boy Who Died During G-20
1	1 Vote	These Girls Have a Voice in Their School Paper
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Attack on Islamist Protesters in Syria Reportedly
1	1 Vote	A Possible Cure for Public Speaking Anxiety: Get Excited

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Arizona GOP Election Official Said the Quiet Layoff
—	1 Vote	Opinion: What the TSA Says You Have There!
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Online for Free Agent
—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Backed Candidate's Problem in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	5 Things to Know This Winter Coating
—	1 Vote	How Media Convinces Us We're All Broke AF