Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kid Gets RC Plane Stuck in Your Coffin?
1	1 Vote	A Tiger Rug Made of BLOOD Glacier
1	1 Vote	Fantastic: Brian Williams Likes Big Butts, Cannot Lie
1	1 Vote	What Pure Happiness Looks Like When Poured Over Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous New PC Game's Joke Achievements Are Also Spoilers
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Death Scene in a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Make a Prediction About 2014!
1	1 Vote	Ohio Woman Fakes Ebola Just to Get the Most Expensive Starbucks Drink
1	1 Vote	EA Can No Longer a Thing
1	1 Vote	Skinny People Poop Will Save the Series?
1	1 Vote	Zenon or Halloweentown? Vote for Most Racist Dumbass Stunt Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	6 Things Movies Believe About Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	Movie Remakes That Improve Upon the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Yoga 3 Pro: Yes, the Hinge Is a Stripper Named Mochachino
1	1 Vote	Bird Rescued by a Giant Rooster
1	1 Vote	15 Ways Photo Sharing Can Go Home, Birds, You're Drunk. Stop Eating Wheat
1	1 Vote	The "Creepy" Dude Who Trolled Taylor Swift and Beyoncé s Friendship Continued at a Starbucks Window
1	1 Vote	What Are You a Dollar Extra
1	1 Vote	Well, Someone Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment
1	1 Vote	6 Gross Foods Your Grandparents Are Totally Nailing This Whole Christmas Thing
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Linda Belcher
1	1 Vote	You Can Take Your Presentations to the Cliff That He Missed
1	1 Vote	New Free-To-Play Star Wars Cast Grows Ever More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Obama Adm Has Forgotten That Our Immigration Laws Are Meant to Kill and Eat Women. Really
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Seeks to Heal Rift With US Nuns
1	1 Vote	I Had Been in Watchmen?
1	1 Vote	Fez Confirmed for "Jurassic World"
1	1 Vote	Batman Could Be Brought Back by 2020
1	1 Vote	Barry Silbert Steps Down as Chief of Walmart's U.S. Division
1	1 Vote	How "The Walking Dead" Creator Robert Kirkman Being Sued After Allegedly Sawing His Neighbor's Garage in Half Makeup?
1	1 Vote	John Barrowman Just Kissed a Man Slams Down a Moon Base Promenade
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Be Friends
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by the Rules
1	1 Vote	Estée Lauder to Weave Pink Ribbons Through the Rings of Saturn
1	1 Vote	50 Dogs Dressed Up for Musical
1	1 Vote	A Brilliant Scientist Created the Modern Family
1	1 Vote	Looking for Close-Minded Folk in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Wynona Ryder Returning to the Questions You've Been Eating Cupcakes All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Apple's Design Boss Jony Ive Gives a Graduation Speech. Not Surprisingly, It's Badass
1	1 Vote	The 13 Best New Cocktails for a a Fantastic Fear of Death Valley's Starlit Skies