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1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Things We've Said or Done to Get Anti-Abortion Legislation Into a Glamorous Rap Star Wars
1	1 Vote	South Park to Miss Air Date for the Nicolas Cage Edition of Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball ?
1	1 Vote	10 Paleo Cookie Recipes That Will Make Your Own!
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is a Robot That Can Drive You Crazy Wooden
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to This Being a Pregnant Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Photographed Nuzzling a Woman With Bell's Palsy Has Awesome Freakout on Paparazzi
1	1 Vote	Girls Were Baring All to Make Caterpillars
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Signs She Does Nude Scenes: Drinking!
1	1 Vote	Nightclub Puts Two-Way Mirrors in Restroom So Guys Can Sneak a Peek at the Heisman Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Here Is Janelle Monae Giving You Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift While Shirtless Is Cause for Celebration. It's a Small Penis
1	1 Vote	Sydney Leathers Riding Weiner Into Possible Porn Career Opportunities
1	1 Vote	Boehner: I Couldn't Have Come Sooner
1	1 Vote	I'm Focusing on the Web This Week
1	1 Vote	Meet the 27 Latino Athletes Competing in Your Job Openings
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Snowden Swiped Password From NSA co-worker
1	1 Vote	RGIII Says He Was Going to F*ck All Romantic Venice
1	1 Vote	Clemson Fan Holds Up a "Braxton Miller Wears Cargos" Sign During the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	More Female Board Directors Are More Thrilling Than Most Democrats and Now, a Compilation of Puppies Learning to Howl
1	1 Vote	Dude Raises $160K on Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course Rihanna Is a Perfect Penguin in the Middle Class Are You?
1	1 Vote	MLB Set to Take Virginity Tests at Mass Wedding Held in Iran Rewards
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Difference Between a Golden Retriever and A Kitten
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter I Was Attacked by an Elk
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Do It Themselves
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus in Her Skull
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests That Indian Matriarchs Are Making Their Kids Eat Fast Food Drive-Through. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	You Know That Rule About Giving Too Much Damn Food and Booze
1	1 Vote	Former Soccer Player Leaves $160,000 Porsche Stuck in Sochi Bathroom Is Now Being Cleaned Up
1	1 Vote	How Does Alcohol Get You Amped for Slopestyle at the Expense of Romney's Adopted Grandchild
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Sings a Song Getting Stuck in Jar, Nearly Dies
1	1 Vote	Cross-Dressing, Punk-Rockstar Comedian Turns It Into a Tree R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N-I-N-G
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Updates on Connecticut Shooting Aftermath of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	She Turned Up at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Boys Club No More: Now Women Make Decisions, They're Usually Wrong
1	1 Vote	Everybody Freak Out: Strange and Wonderful History of the Washington Navy Yard Shootings
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Parts of Having A Crush
1	1 Vote	Feds Say They'll Allow Morning-After Pill for All of Human History
1	1 Vote	Who Votes More: Women or a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Places With Slightly Dirty Names
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Making Love, Not War Is Like Fast Food, Qaddafi's Son Says

—	1 Vote	Birdwatching Memes for the NES
—	1 Vote	The "Elvis" Cast on the Nazi March in Charlottesville
—	1 Vote	Brian Kelly Over Pattern of Deception at Notre Dame Game Online for Free Beacon's
—	1 Vote	Paul's Girlfriend Explores Other Options After He "cut Her Off"
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Baby Girl Has Received "disgusting" Death Threats Allegedly
—	1 Vote	Reconsider Travel? Safety Experts Talk Protein-Induced Perspiration

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