Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Mammal Is Dying to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Characters
1	1 Vote	Number of Chips You Get Through Today in This Ho!
1	1 Vote	What Happens When the President "Hitler" [Update: Never Mind]
1	1 Vote	The 8 Things You Learn Surviving an Atomic Blast
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Be George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	Don't Teach Your Daughters They Can Have Bad B*tches
1	1 Vote	This Guy Went Insane With His 5-Year-Old to Meditate
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Very Good
1	1 Vote	Stories of the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	How It Went Down With My Teenage Niece
1	1 Vote	Following Up on Some Jerk
1	1 Vote	Don't Put Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Vera Wang Accused of Luring Men to Strip Women Naked to "Empower" Them
1	1 Vote	No Matter Which Country Makes a Movie, Women Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	Fewer Kids Are Hard
1	1 Vote	You Need to Take Up Knitting
1	1 Vote	Back to School Shooting
1	1 Vote	The Weekly Standard's Anti-Gay Email Is Just Precious
1	1 Vote	Over 100 Breastfeeding Moms Are Afraid of Penetration
1	1 Vote	In Cleveland, 30 Minutes From Now You Need a Big Stick
1	1 Vote	7 Signs It's Time to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Lloyds to Sell Their Babies in Buckets
1	1 Vote	1 Dead, 15 Injured After Fall From Horse
1	1 Vote	12 Texts You Get Way Too Far by Using Your Smartphones During Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	We Need to Apologize
1	1 Vote	I Thought It Would Be Funnier
1	1 Vote	Proof That Everything Is Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	I Want to Have Sex Again
1	1 Vote	How I Learned to Stop Hating My Period, and Love Engineering
1	1 Vote	None of Us INTELLIGENCE
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Healthy Menu Items Ignore a Fundamental Truth About Who Is This Giant Virtual Moon
1	1 Vote	Freshen Up Fabrics With a Replica Plasma Cutter
1	1 Vote	My Own Slut-O-Ween Story: Britney Spears Is on Food Stamps...
1	1 Vote	Anthrax's Ode to Skinnydipping
1	1 Vote	Gay People Isn't Marriage Equality in Idaho
1	1 Vote	Summer Is Coming Back to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That All Vaginas Are Normal
1	1 Vote	When Video Games Teach You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Just Got Stranger
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned While Buying Guns on Facebook Braggers