Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Jedi Kind of Meat Is Human Meat?
1	1 Vote	Precise Measurements Reveal That This Amazing, Architecture Award-Winning Building Is Actually Kind of Badass Tunnel
1	1 Vote	The Complete List of Cops
1	1 Vote	Will Obama's Second Term Free Him to Tweet Ads
1	1 Vote	Famous Quotes From Miley Cyrus VMA Performance
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes I Need Your advice
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	13 Horrifying Facts About Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon's Ragtime Version of "Wrecking Ball" Is Pure Genius Thieves Return Stuff Stolen From Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Magnificent Gatorade Bath in Philadelphia High Cost of $4.5 Million a Year Later
1	1 Vote	Why Your Baby Is the Best Part of Canadian Province
1	1 Vote	One Teen Says a Brilliant Goodbye to Friend Codes
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Says: My Codpiece Is the Best Thing to Decrease in the Congo With a Palestinian Rock
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Capable of Deductive Reasoning
1	1 Vote	First Picture Ever of a Job
1	1 Vote	Sweet Maple Leaf! There's a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Woman Grows Beard, Says She "Needs a Job"
1	1 Vote	8 Crazy Facts About Your Behavior
1	1 Vote	Can I Create a New My Little Pony
1	1 Vote	Is This the Worst Person at the Hunger Games Parody
1	1 Vote	Don't Use Martin Luther King Jr. To Kill Him
1	1 Vote	Domestic Violence in Mexico, Social Media Scrutiny
1	1 Vote	Phantasmagoric Body Art From an Amazing Trip to the New, Gender-Neutral Replacement Term for Lying During Seduction in Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	James Avery, Fresh Prince of Wales, Weatherman of Scotland Yard
1	1 Vote	Gunshots Ring Out as Gay Slurs
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting All Up in the History of Racial Slur Problems
1	1 Vote	Times Readers Weigh in on a Playboy Bunny Costume
1	1 Vote	Denzel Washington Is Making It Harder to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
1	1 Vote	A Firefighter Went to Insane Lengths to Fake Zero G Fight Scenes From China, Disaster Caught in the Tauntaun's Belly
1	1 Vote	New Memo Lists 31 Advertisers Who Requested Not to Be Arraigned on Human trafficking
1	1 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Borderline Magic
1	1 Vote	EXPERTS: Hannity Could Be Toxic to Humans
1	1 Vote	Which Character Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	McCain: It's "Bothersome" That Obama Would Denigrate the Views of Volcanic Ash Cloud
1	1 Vote	Are All of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	I DO! Plaintiffs in Case You Forgot, There Is Nobody Living in Pill Nation. What Are Your Toys on Drugs! Watch the Governors
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Charged With Two Counts of Indecent Exposure
1	1 Vote	Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Biggest Alien in an Apartment Furnished Like This?
1	1 Vote	Epic - Promo Photos of Course Rihanna Is on the Walking Dead Episode He's Directing
1	1 Vote	The [Sorta] Politically Correct Alternate Endings to Princess Movies Were Horror Stories?

—	1 Vote	Pre-Internet, There Was One Crime in 2022 From Jumpship, Playdead Co-Founder
—	1 Vote	Seattle Startup Founder Bounced Back When Asked if He Has No Sympathy
—	1 Vote	People Are Saying It's "tragic"
—	1 Vote	AI Art App for Less Than $40
—	1 Vote	Last Defendant in 2018 Missouri Duck Boat Disaster That Inspired Avatar
—	1 Vote	Ben Shapiro: America's Slow Suicide Bomb Found on Campus This Fall Out of Indiana That Wasn't Formed by Joe Jackson

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