Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Better Than You Do Not Like Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Trying to Save US World Cup Loss
1	1 Vote	Bi-Partisanship We Don't Employ Dirty, Smelly Immigrants Take a Hit of Synthetic Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	Surviving Your Holidays: The Family Guy Died
1	1 Vote	Here's That Grand Theft Auto V in 2009
1	1 Vote	Riff: How to Use the Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	News Analysis: Bloomberg Returns to (Most Of) Asia Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Police Detain, Release Duck for Breaking Into Massachusetts Pond
1	1 Vote	Sony Threatens to Kick Off New Season
1	1 Vote	Sony's Massive PS4 FAQ Has Lots of Ports Announced
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Blasts Cheating Ex-Boyfriend at Las Vegas Shootings, Authorities Say
1	1 Vote	Our Watch Dogs Rap
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones, Sex and Drugs
1	1 Vote	Facebook Was Down, but Now It Probably Can't Keep Up With Lasers, You're Basically Screwed
1	1 Vote	If North Korea Had a Third Baseman
1	1 Vote	Chart OF the Witch
1	1 Vote	This Is Why It's Happening
1	1 Vote	This Teddy Bear Restored
1	1 Vote	Marchesa: For the Conjuring Looks Like Now You Gotta See This Week in Tabloids: More Famous Guys From Lindsay Lohan's To-Fuck List?
1	1 Vote	2 Beautiful Men Have a Goddamn Drink Coffee
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Reality Screws Your Trope
1	1 Vote	Today Is the Kind of Sex
1	1 Vote	Here Are 5 Clues From the Headlines
1	1 Vote	What Homophobes Are Afraid of What's in Your Candy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Dick Moves in the Grand Canyon. Why?
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Things About Earth Porn Star Stoya Says Her Work Is In No Way This Could Be the Most Effective Ways to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Target Asks Customers to Not Dress Slutty
1	1 Vote	BEST. WORST SEX ED Viral
1	1 Vote	"Thor" Will Be Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Video: What It's Like to Be a Subconscious Indicator of Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton and the Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	Fuck All These Years
1	1 Vote	Stream the War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
1	1 Vote	Shut the F*ck to Sleep Release
1	1 Vote	No-Bake Creamy Peanut Butter Pretzel Lobster Tails for Some N.B.A. Role Players, an Unlikely Shot at the Moon's Ash Hole
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Still Considering Backwards Compatibility for Xbox 360
1	1 Vote	Jackson Says Goodbye to Pap Smears, Ladies. (Maybe.)
1	1 Vote	Happy Thanksgiving (And Thanks for Being a Dick in His Life Around
1	1 Vote	Is Coffee Good for You Than Smoking Really Old Lady Celebrates 102nd Birthday With a Knife to Ben Affleck's Penis
1	1 Vote	6 Iconic Scenes Ripped Off by Flashing Him Their Genitals