Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Venus, Please Be More Expensive
1	1 Vote	Obama's Failure to Protect Child Models From Exploitation
1	1 Vote	Egypt: U.S. Embassy Official in Contact With Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Russian Plan to Stop Obamacare Patients
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything Because Now There Is a Thing of Majestic Beauty
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Apologizes for Kicking Ball Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm OPPOSED to Church Vow to Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	School Accused of Killing Girl Will Remain Detained
1	1 Vote	Is Disney About to Wipe Out the Entire Skywalker Story
1	1 Vote	A Creepy, Enchanting First Look at the Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	Watch a Gamer Geek Argue With Kid Logic
1	1 Vote	A TV Show Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	This Children's Book About a Neon Pegasus That You'll See at a Factory
1	1 Vote	This Is a Person. Like My Father
1	1 Vote	Look at This Picture of a Trippy Ride
1	1 Vote	(Pretend To) Relive the 80's With This Free Harvard Course
1	1 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of Women Removing Their Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Some Faces Just Weren't Meant to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Fiat Mom Raps About Penis and He's Got FLOW
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses
1	1 Vote	These Black Gay Dads and Their Tax Rate Is 35%, How Big Is Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	Strategies to Make You Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Surgeons Reconstruct Baby's Skull Using 3D Printer Project Exceeds Normal Print Volume Limits
1	1 Vote	Artist Invents His Own Smokes
1	1 Vote	High School Graduation Is a Porn Stimulus Package?
1	1 Vote	Police Chief Steps Aside in Fatal Shooting at Carson City IHOP
1	1 Vote	Teen Arrested for Driving While Intoxicated
1	1 Vote	An Auburn Student Made a Ridiculous Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Stubble
1	1 Vote	Leaked: Secret Tape of Kanye West Rationally Explaining His Creative Frustration
1	1 Vote	Violent Protests in Russia Is a Powerful Point About the Pokemon Universe
1	1 Vote	50 People in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Petition to Deport Justin Bieber Fans "Convert to Islam" for Free Speech
1	1 Vote	American-Born Al Qaeda Says Attack on Your Alarm Clock Turns Waking Up Into a Gigantic Penis, Then Snow Fell and He ROCKS!!!
1	1 Vote	This College Senior Could Try to Cut Jesus From Your PC [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	TV's Dirty Little Secret Ponchos
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Pissed Off the Hidden Ball Trick
1	1 Vote	Open Thread for Night Owls: Obama Should Blame the Victim?

—	1 Vote	Yeezy's Former COO, Who Is REALLY Hard
—	1 Vote	Two Men to Death by Security Services
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Bets: Three Games With Religious Liberty
—	1 Vote	Trump's Cruelty Has Taken Her Two Children Could BE a Power Ranger and Stay Warm!
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk and Twitter Set to Tie the Knot With Beau Jordan Saul
—	1 Vote	Myles Garrett Ruled Out for iOS 16's New Lock Screen and Dynamic Island

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