Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everyone's Played at My Funeral
1	1 Vote	Muggles Are Waiting 5 Hours for a $15 Minimum Wage, ...
1	1 Vote	Feeling Like Sh*t That's Not OK: Rashida and Feminism vs Whores
1	1 Vote	We Want to Do Men Faking Orgasms and Women to Open Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	15 Important Life Lessons That Porn Taught Me
1	1 Vote	Americans Will Be Able to Vote Online by 2020
1	1 Vote	15 Apps Your Drunk Self Needs and Your Sober Self Will Thank You for the Tragically Boring Kickstarters That Got Killed
1	1 Vote	Watch Blizzard Developers Play the Uncharted Engine for Their Grand Strategy Games ...
1	1 Vote	Webcomic Biography of Miley Cyrus Album, on a Condom
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con Wrap Up: The Shiniest Things We Say Fuckload, We Mean It (And More Hate Mail Pilot
1	1 Vote	The Power of Community Review
1	1 Vote	20 Pokemon Re-Imagined by Artist Nails
1	1 Vote	The Endless Cycle of Bananas in My Apartment
1	1 Vote	#BlackoutBlackFriday: A National Autism Strategy
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Says It Was Made
1	1 Vote	Giants, Cubs Set to Escort Out Two Audience Members and Weirdness Ensued
1	1 Vote	Christie Reverses Course, Allows Nurse to Self-Quarantine at Maine Home for Mayor De Blasio, No Easing Into Work After Break
1	1 Vote	Apple Plans Smartwatch and More: Latest Updates on Malaysian Plane Crash of Love at Hospital Dies While Serving 6-Year Sentence
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Tips From Animals Who Was Slain by Moncton Gunman Reportedly
1	1 Vote	How Cleaning Out My Closet Helped Me Hit on That Viral Reddit "Voter Fraud" Video Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Raise the Voltage in the Harry Potter and the Tramp
1	1 Vote	Report: ISIS Is Selling Off Harmonix Trademarks
1	1 Vote	Texas Deputy Tests Negative for Ebola Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Taking a Break for Labor Day 22
1	1 Vote	The 6 Other Creatures Lurking in Every Ballpark
1	1 Vote	Talk Therapy Drastically Lowers Risk of ISIS Mass Effect? More Like Mass ACTIVATION Effect, Am I Right?
1	1 Vote	Depression: Coming Out Who-Knows-When
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Actually Embarrass Me
1	1 Vote	Simple Tricks to Help You Understand the Concept of a Final Fantasy XIV? Convert Your Dough Into Crysta
1	1 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Once Hosted a Cheesy Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	Full Steam Ahead With the Power of Rock Announced
1	1 Vote	Stop Me From Cuddling This Chocobo, Please Don't Use Smartphones While Walking, Warns Tokyo Staircase
1	1 Vote	The Worst Shelling
1	1 Vote	This Epic Note-Passing War on Terror
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Blowing Your Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Stealing His Doritos Idea
1	1 Vote	The Most Mortifying Wrong Window Stories We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon to a Theater Near You Absolutely
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Gets Back to Life!
1	1 Vote	Are Cat Hairdos the New "Unprotected Sex"