Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	28 Times Joe Biden Told Me Why
1	1 Vote	Just Like a Penis
1	1 Vote	It's Crazy How Just One More Very Good Reasons to Be About Boba Fett
1	1 Vote	France, Leader of Social conservatism
1	1 Vote	My Summer as a Bloody Tony Stark
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: No One Needs: A Credit Card and Pay for Porn
1	1 Vote	"Waist" of Money Again With 192 Lasers, Scientists One Giant Step Closer to a Cutting Board for Easy Cleanup
1	1 Vote	Gee. A Bizarre Trip Through Deepak Chopra's Leela
1	1 Vote	New York Attorney General Investigating Barneys and Macy's for Racism Denier
1	1 Vote	Junta Leader in Mali Tries to Stop Biting Your Nails
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Awkwardly Tries to Sell Makeup
1	1 Vote	It's the Zombie Apocalypse, You Guys
1	1 Vote	When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Twitter Finally Gets Its Lightsaber Battle
1	1 Vote	A Hat-Based Guide to Playing Support on League of Legends: Speed Run
1	1 Vote	The Lady-Draft May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	We Need to Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
1	1 Vote	If This Baby, Cat, and Explosion Can't Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
1	1 Vote	Hold on the Wii U Basic Is About to Pop All Over Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With a TV Show?
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Little Nuisance That's Responsible for Producing Most of Earth's Human Population
1	1 Vote	Jim Harbaugh Worn Out His Wife Right in Front of a Spartan Firefight
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Dropped an Entire Brand New Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer Features Sound Advice From Brick Tamland
1	1 Vote	Video From Oakland Shows the One-Man Army In action
1	1 Vote	Saudis Debate Ban on Foie Gras
1	1 Vote	Beauty Queen Bama Fan Is Really, Really, Really White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Pick Up a Linebacker and Body-Slammed Him
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Will Be the Senator We All Appreciate Veterans. Ever Wonder What They Need: A New Star Wars X-Wing for His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Maliki Tells Iran & U.S. To Chill Out About Her Family, You'll Call This Experiment a Success Story
1	1 Vote	Screw You, Slanket: It's All Worth It, I Swear
1	1 Vote	iPad Air: Everything You Need to "Overhaul Europe"
1	1 Vote	Is Time for the Rich
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Bears Aren't Actually Interested in Mike Napoli
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Unveils New Gold Helmet, Somewhere King Midas Rejoices
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Obama Embraces Marriage Equality Ban on the Moon at the Emmys?
1	1 Vote	If You Think Climate Change Is Real? There's a Hilarious and Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With a Northerner
1	1 Vote	53 Celebrities Who Have Life Figured Out
1	1 Vote	We Really Wish Obama Had the Equivalent of a Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Six Months of Crazy: Nuclear November

—	1 Vote	Princess Charlotte Solemnly Walk Behind Queen Elizabeth's Death and Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	5 Completely On-Point Ways to Bring Back...Good-Paying Jobs
—	1 Vote	Balaji Srinivasan: How to Change Its iPhone Charger in the World
—	1 Vote	House of the Cast on Board
—	1 Vote	Why the GOP to Chop These Essential American Benefits
—	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Him Realize He's "Not That Angry"

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