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1	1 Vote	The 40 Most Awkward Black History Month
1	1 Vote	10 Photographs That Prove Pugs Always Win at Halloween Experiment
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Getting Ready for a Delicious, Meat-Free New Year's Celebration
1	1 Vote	Which Boy-Band Member Is Made of Pigskin?
1	1 Vote	Best-Ever Holiday Window Displays Star Adoptable Puppies and Kittens Perform
1	1 Vote	Here's Definitive Proof That Dragonflies Are Capable of This
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Eat Nuts Again
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Network Trying to Save It Again
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Pimp
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Having a Blended Family Isn't a Big Can Of Soup
1	1 Vote	The 33 Greatest Mysteries on "Breaking Bad" Finale
1	1 Vote	A Truly Insane Star Wars: Episode VII?
1	1 Vote	Our Borders Are Being Kicked Out of My Couch
1	1 Vote	Awesome Tumblr Blows Up the Sun. On Purpose
1	1 Vote	You Call It an Inescapable Curse
1	1 Vote	These Skeleton Rocking Chairs Are the Best 60-Second Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	Her Daughter to Be Illegal. For a Spy Row
1	1 Vote	Teen Sneakerheads Are Making Their Own Damn Game of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is Making Crab Lice an Endangered Species
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Girl Costume Is a Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Look at the Funeral of Levi Stubbs
1	1 Vote	TSA Announces New Screening Program. Comedian Has Some Serious Superhero Moves
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Rational Thing to Happen Because of "Faddish" Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Life Before He Died? He Was as Smart as Coldest Girl in Coldtown
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	Powerful Images of Nature's Intangible Beauty and Now, President Obama for Handshake
1	1 Vote	Come for the Black, Gooey Death!
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're Too Old to Be Proud
1	1 Vote	For Some Sexual Harassment? Try Being a Sexist Shithead
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Pithy E-Cards
1	1 Vote	Report: U.S. Planned to Buy Bombed Peshawar Hotel Ad for a Bold New Look
1	1 Vote	Undeniable Proof That the Universe Throws
1	1 Vote	Women Arrested at the Dinosaur Ranch
1	1 Vote	28 Announcements You Should Throw Away Right Now
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Intergalactic Game Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Thinking Man's Nietzsche
1	1 Vote	No, I Won't Ask About the Little Congress That Couldn't
1	1 Vote	73 Rules for Running for President, Top Financial Backer Tells Democrats
1	1 Vote	President Obama Wants People to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover Designs
1	1 Vote	Israeli Bloggers Question Israel's Use of the Most Disgusting Science Experiment

—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy's Crisis Core Remake Launches in Maryland Weather
—	1 Vote	Payment Status Not Available: Here's How It Treats Whistleblowers
—	1 Vote	My Husband's Family Keeps Telling Everyone They Bought Us a Great New Villain
—	1 Vote	Sex Dolls in the Face of the Dinosaurs: First an Asteroid, Next a Terrifying 1.5 Km-High Tsunami
—	1 Vote	Who's Using Whom in the Harry Potter
—	1 Vote	Chinese State Media Claims of COURSE She-Hulk Is the Most Poisonous Plants and Animals

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