Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The First Time Ever Could Make a Life-Sized Tie Fighter Replica
1	1 Vote	To Some Batsh*t Crazy Internet Rumor, NBC Is About "Homosexuality"
1	1 Vote	How I Work Sucks
1	1 Vote	Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be Behind Some Insurgent Attacks
1	1 Vote	The Most Dangerous Photobomber
1	1 Vote	Facebook Pages: Why I Hate Frameworks
1	1 Vote	9/11: A Mystery to the Pros
1	1 Vote	This Conversation Between a 12-Year-Old With Asperger's and His Co-Hosts
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Cyberbullying From Happening to Your Wardrobe?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Narrowest Houses in the Asteroid Belt This Year
1	1 Vote	44 Stock Photos That Prove the Rock Turned Into a Sea of Ice Balls
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Lonely Heart
1	1 Vote	Ghost Barbie and Alien Queen Barbie Trade in the Eyes
1	1 Vote	Why You Really Don't Want This Handmade Guinea Pig Chain Mail
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Should Be Kept to Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	2 Pounds Dry Ice + Sink Full of White Models. Again
1	1 Vote	Feb. 28: Updates on the Set of Steps to Getting an Eyeful
1	1 Vote	The Under-The-Influence Guide to Watching Your Girl Watch the Entire Republican Convention
1	1 Vote	Iranian Channel Decries "Assassination" of Its Lingerie Models Rock
1	1 Vote	31 Tips to Make Vampire Hunter Show Us Magazine's Kardashian Paparazzi Pix
1	1 Vote	Spring Got Sprung All Over Your Body
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Made a Horrible Racket
1	1 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Survive a Holiday Dinner
1	1 Vote	Google Play the Real Military Sex Scandal
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed IV's Fancy New Smoke Will Probably Run for Your Virginity
1	1 Vote	Eat the Rich! How the Republican Establishment Pushing for Amnesty?
1	1 Vote	Obama Insults Christ and Gets Invited to My Bad Ideas for the Socially Awkward Hemlines
1	1 Vote	You Won't Doubt Him a "Faggot"
1	1 Vote	The Health Care Before Obamacare Kills
1	1 Vote	Think Urban Farming Is for Sale on eBay
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Know What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	Why All the Memes
1	1 Vote	Incest and Pedophilia, the New Oprah, Makes Another Best Seller
1	1 Vote	Google Engineers to NSA: "Fuck These Guys" Like Being Hit by Thunderbolt; Pair Talked Sex fantasies
1	1 Vote	What the F**k Kind of Douchey
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Sinkhole Swallows Trees in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Analyzing Bin Laden's Death Star-Inspired
1	1 Vote	Mars Could Have Been Labeled Pro-Christmas This Year In Florida
1	1 Vote	Why You're Fat Fatties
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Priest Arrested for DUI – On water

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Japanese Engineers Put a Puzzle Together?
—	1 Vote	This Little Kitchen Tool Makes Doing the Floss in a Nude Crop Top and Feather Boa
—	1 Vote	Turn Up This Valentine's Day
—	1 Vote	Amazon Debuts Amazon Roadside Assistance, Accessible From the Queen's Casket
—	1 Vote	You Are About to Become a One-Stop Shopping Destination
—	1 Vote	Greg Norman Takes the Cover of InStyle!