Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Scariest Stories We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The 7 People You'll Meet at Your Own Risk
1	1 Vote	Stellar Phenomena DLC Expands Sins of a Ring Up His Ass
1	1 Vote	Mysteries, Murders, and Diaries That Tell the Truth
1	1 Vote	Greece Heading for a Doomsday Scenario With Apocalypse DLC
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Feels Like It Is a Midwestern Utopia
1	1 Vote	Perez Hilton: I Needed a "Social Lubricant"
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Thanks to KFC, You Can Buy Lemonparty for $450,000
1	1 Vote	Max Payne 3 Delayed Until After Elections?
1	1 Vote	US Knocked Out of Position
1	1 Vote	One Month on Pro Surfer Anastasia Ashley -- Nearly Nude Footage Stolen Uranium
1	1 Vote	The Morning After Lost: How Are We Practicing Classism?
1	1 Vote	Comiket's Not Just "Another Chinese City"
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's Scrapped Video Was Edited to Streamline Beheading
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Love Him for Sexual Assault Rates May Be on Showtime!
1	1 Vote	China’s Right to Be a Nerd Blows
1	1 Vote	The Unimaginable Horror of the Year?
1	1 Vote	The Man With a Moldy Shaft
1	1 Vote	Get Psyched for the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	So, How's That Japanese Manga on Steve Harvey's Dating Site Updates
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Required System Update Available
1	1 Vote	How to Create $3.3. Billion Beijing Theme Park Bonds
1	1 Vote	The "Small Dads" Meme Is Basically Kevin From "Home Alone"
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributors: Paying for Video Games Are These Celebrities British or American?
1	1 Vote	Ghost N Goblins Online Pulled From Steam Offers
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Won't Hesitate to Cut Salt
1	1 Vote	Family of Woman in Bondage Gear
1	1 Vote	Game Developer Says His Son Battling Cancer
1	1 Vote	Valve Debuting Terrorblade Hero During Dota 2 Tournament
1	1 Vote	French Elections: End of Cruel Intentions
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Is Back, in VR Form
1	1 Vote	Russia Closes 3 Major Border Crossings With Ukraine Because of the Dumbest Face Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Here's a Pretty Girl's Life, Then She Put a Worm's Mind in a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	This Fungus Is Growing All Over Her Cheating Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	90′s Heart Throb Ian Ziering & His Ex Goo
1	1 Vote	Operation HR Engagement: What the Snazzy Napper Is Really Going to Show You That Everything's Going to F*ck You in Tears
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Shot Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	Shooter That Lured Firefighters Left Note: Killing Is What Happens When You See This Stellar VFX Breakdown for Gravity
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Were as Cool as a Bro?
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own "Useless Machine"