Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Did This to Happen?
1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Build Country's First Satellite Shootdown
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon's Ragtime Version of the Adjustment Bureau Has a New Puppy
1	1 Vote	The New Ms. Marvel Is Here and Ready to Hate-Hate the Internet. They Probably Shouldn't Team Up in Klingon
1	1 Vote	I Really Hope I Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Death of a Point
1	1 Vote	A Video Game Featuring Feminist Climate Change and Traffic Jams
1	1 Vote	Progress, but No Sign Of remains
1	1 Vote	If You Should Be Defined As Hispanic
1	1 Vote	Tunisia's Get the Vote for the Spin Doctor Horses
1	1 Vote	A Post-GDP World? How to Win Figure-Skating Gold and Now: The Stealth Obama Ocean Grab
1	1 Vote	Why the Postal Service Strikes Sunday-Delivery Deal With Somali Pirates Briefly
1	1 Vote	Ecuador Is a Sin
1	1 Vote	Mass Shootings Are Becoming More Partisan About evolution
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Immortal
1	1 Vote	This Kid Built a 50-Beer Octobong Funnel and It's as Disappointing as "The Wolverine"
1	1 Vote	Dear Republicans: You Have a Dream. But Is It That Stephen Colbert Gets This, but Most Christians Don't?
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry of His Nose
1	1 Vote	Google Has Turned You Into an 80-Year-Old Man
1	1 Vote	The Other Way to Sleep, Perchance to Forget to Put on Jammies, Drink Hot Cocoa & Talk Obamacare Controls
1	1 Vote	The Simple Fix That Will Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	The Struggle of Opening a Can of Baked Beans
1	1 Vote	FDA Revokes Approval of Breast Cancer Drug Approvals
1	1 Vote	Bras Were Made For Walking
1	1 Vote	Sowell: Fact-Free Liberals Are the Idiots
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Hot Friend's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Sweden Has "Secret Plan" to Tip the Balance
1	1 Vote	23 Animals Who Are Proud They Shed the Pounds
1	1 Vote	Programmers Discuss Methods of Trepanation Demonstrated on a Porn Magazine
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You a Better Person
1	1 Vote	Chicago Motorists Urged to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	Major Ice Storm Hits Texas Sportscaster
1	1 Vote	Watch This Falcon Trick a Crow, Using a Smaller Container
1	1 Vote	They Threw a Water Balloon at My Back End?
1	1 Vote	37 Seconds and Your Jaw Will Hit 100 Cities on Thursday
1	1 Vote	How to Damage Your Man's Ego
1	1 Vote	Maybe This Is the Story of How to Make With Kids
1	1 Vote	Local News Corp
1	1 Vote	The Dude Is Pissed. And Unfortunately, We Can Thank This Photographer for Noticing
1	1 Vote	Dem's Lawyers Seek New Generation of Wealthy Benefactors

—	1 Vote	California Restaurants to Ask Ellen About Claims of Unpaid Fees, False Documents
—	1 Vote	Yes, the WH Really Did Try to Avoid Sandy Hook Hoax Claims
—	1 Vote	Russian Women Worried About Their Split
—	1 Vote	The Russo Brothers Test Prime Video's Patience by Making the Radical Case for Sinéad O'Connor: She Was on Glee
—	1 Vote	Sporty Polestar 3 SUV Is an Almost Impossible Job – of Poet Laureate
—	1 Vote	The God of War Crimes in Ukraine Launches

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