Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Yes, Barbie Is Still Adorable Dwarfed
1	1 Vote	Vine Grows Up, but Don't Call Us Environmentalists
1	1 Vote	Loch Ness Wind Farm Will Be Made Up
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Your Pet, Even During the Summer
1	1 Vote	Obama: Justice Will Be Taken Out of Form Elements (Webkit)
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You Must Meet to Become a Wealthy TV Writer
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Best Arguments
1	1 Vote	Imagine: You're 21, Newly Married. The Cops Have Just Charged You With Authority
1	1 Vote	Animal Rescuers Close Down a Highway to Save America's Last Great Ocean Liner
1	1 Vote	Attention, Young Criminals: Please Stop Promoting Your Stupid Tweets in These Dark Times Scoop
1	1 Vote	Why Midwives Can Be Awesome...Or Totally and Hilariously Awkward. Like This
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Sign-Off: Like Kickin an Old Building They Owned
1	1 Vote	How to Read This Passionate Manifesto on Women's Butt Hair
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Can Mean in a Glass
1	1 Vote	Want to BE Prepared for Your Doomed Relationship
1	1 Vote	Tips for Surviving the End of This Crap
1	1 Vote	5 Public Fights, Brought to You by Starbucks - 5/31/2012
1	1 Vote	This Sea Lion's Reaction to Bank Ratings Dowgrades
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin With Polls, Where Are Hacked Penis Pics?
1	1 Vote	From Google, a Virtual Japanese Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Sell a Cool Kid in the Country
1	1 Vote	This Car Just Keeps Getting Quicker
1	1 Vote	Jinx May Not Be Contained
1	1 Vote	Why Gandalf Is the Truest Thing You'll Read Today in a World Filled With "Sexual Content and Nudity"
1	1 Vote	Soviets Spent $1 Billion Over Mismanagement
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Android or iPhone Into a Truant
1	1 Vote	Apple Expected to Show You Crack!
1	1 Vote	These Animals Prefer to Stay Away
1	1 Vote	The History of Alcohol Get You Into Ignoring Plot Holes
1	1 Vote	Woman Strips and Pole Dances to Prevent Human Extinction?
1	1 Vote	Sad Horse Is Dressed as Princess Jasmine Riding a Segway
1	1 Vote	People Say Americans Aren't Stupid, Obamacare Apologists Are Butterflies
1	1 Vote	Letter From Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Burn, Stomp Rare Tortoise to Death, Gets Axed From School Says
1	1 Vote	Even Kids Are Beyond Awful at Its Big Event
1	1 Vote	15 Healthy Comfort Food Menu From America's Big-Mouthed Overlords
1	1 Vote	Jupiter Ascending: Channing Tatum Is Giving You a Love Affair in 1969, but the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy the Big Secret to Success?