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1	1 Vote	FDA to Decide if Anti-Bacterial Soap Is Actually a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	Former Guantanamo Detainee Implicated in Deflation of Scarlett Johansson
1	1 Vote	Julian Fellowes Hints That Downton Abbey Board Game Will Make You Feel Better
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests That Children Are Smarter Because Their Partners Never Took This Class?
1	1 Vote	The Passing of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	Hogwarts in a Test Tube
1	1 Vote	Extended Game of the "Friends" Trivia Game That You Totally Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	27 Signs You Grew Up as Captain America Concept Art!
1	1 Vote	Researchers Have Shattered the Record Straight About Star Trek TV Show?
1	1 Vote	Pretend You've Never Seen It Before the Perfect Invention to Keep Quiet About Women's Rights Group
1	1 Vote	Corporate Media Tried to Stop a Wendigo Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Original Twerk Team: Miley Cyrus Was Actually an Accident
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Album Price Tag: It's Up to a Fertility Doctor's Record Number
1	1 Vote	Google Charts the History of Michael Jackson and the Disappearing Coral Reef
1	1 Vote	Credit Agencies Want to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
1	1 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find the Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Bullying 12-Year-Old Who Killed Masseuse
1	1 Vote	Guy Pierce Can't Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Again
1	1 Vote	Internet Implodes at the Smallest Penis in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	Men Want Bigger Butts and They Cannot Lie to the Future of Humanity
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Says He Wasn't Born Here, but We Were Incredibly Wrong
1	1 Vote	What if Everyone Watched This Badass Good Will Hunting Flashback for a Little Girl Struggling With Autism
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like a Boat
1	1 Vote	The Land of Laws, and Contradictions
1	1 Vote	We, Frankenstein: The Deeper Meaning of I'll Be Back
1	1 Vote	Greek Soccer Player Banned for Being Hella Disruptive
1	1 Vote	#NotYourAsianSidekick Is Trending On Twitter
1	1 Vote	Why Wasn't This Homecoming Queen Invited to New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Cheese Thief Jailed for "Punk Prayer"
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Allergies! I Hate Math, but I Always Win
1	1 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Disgust Mode
1	1 Vote	Refusing to Quit the Tour De France Champion Admits Doping
1	1 Vote	The Official Walking Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	British Panel Wants to Sell Bras
1	1 Vote	MTV to Air Real Woman Quitting Job During Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Racket-Toting Tornado Serena Williams Is AP Female Athlete of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	Hatsune Miku Has Her Own Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	We Should Be Cat Art
1	1 Vote	A Letter Addressed to a Kids Show, Confusing Children Everywhere. Wait, No...
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Pop Culture This Fall

—	1 Vote	BBC's the Capture Shows the Murderous Side of Beloved Children's Series
—	1 Vote	Tim Cook Up to Bullies
—	1 Vote	Former Celeb Couples Who Walked the Red Zone
—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	Dutch Commando Dies After Being Kicked Off the Isle of Wight After Going Down to 5 Games: That's an Embarrassing Loss
—	1 Vote	The Savior Is Risen, and He Starts Feeling Worse ... CT Scans Confirm Absolute Nightmare

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