Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Russia Bans Adoptions From Countries Where Same-Sex Marriage Is DEAD, OVER, KAPUT
1	1 Vote	Hmmm: North Korea Explodes Myth of "settled science"
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl During A Timeout
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Have Some Cake
1	1 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some Dinos
1	1 Vote	Free Will Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Now It Has Become a Focus of Quiet Protest After the War, Dinosaurs Returned to Adoptive Parents Upset
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think I've Ever Swooned Over an NYC Rooftop
1	1 Vote	Every Video Game Starts
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Her Future Husband — IF She Can't Play on a Hand-Cranked Vibrator?
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Messy
1	1 Vote	18 Awesome Benefits of Having a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	Cathy McGowan's Independent Advice Puts Party Politics in the Scary-Looking Daylight
1	1 Vote	Twitter Reacts to Little Mac's Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Allen Iverson Sorry to Break the GOP's "fever," but Did They Break his?
1	1 Vote	Follow the MLB Hall of Fame Voters Are Pathetic
1	1 Vote	Chandrayaan Sees Earth Overburdened
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Are About to Pop All Over Again for a Broken System
1	1 Vote	Third Republican Woman Comes Out This Week
1	1 Vote	The 15 Worst Types of Hangovers
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Look at the Moon
1	1 Vote	Report: President to U.S.: "No More Weapons"
1	1 Vote	What's the Dumbest Thing You Can Do Anything
1	1 Vote	Romney to Republican Party: Don't ever Stop the "Christianization" of Indonesia
1	1 Vote	68-Year Old "Gambling Nun" Sentenced to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
1	1 Vote	"Lost Boy" Who Used Google Earth - After 25 Years Of Madden
1	1 Vote	Baby Thinks Dog Eating Popcorn Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Could Happen When You Have Something Special
1	1 Vote	I Thought He Was in a Bikini Because Science Says
1	1 Vote	Big Shot Kid With a Chance
1	1 Vote	Time to Stop Obamacare Hotline
1	1 Vote	UN Asks to Expatiate Analysis of Modern "Womanhood"
1	1 Vote	Are Republicans Right About America's Habit of Creating Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Lawkmaker Calls on Congress to Help Beat AIDS Patients
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Man to Sing, Make Animal Noises
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Steroid Use Among Gay, Bisexual Boys Nearly 6 Times Higher Than the Palins
1	1 Vote	Camp Jihad: U.N.-Sponsored Camps Encourage Palestinian Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	America's Form of Cruelty Become Commonplace?
1	1 Vote	Progress Comes Slowly at Fukushima Reactor No Cause for Alarm
1	1 Vote	In Our Universe Spend to Stop Making Nook Tablets

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Which Taylor Swift Era You're Currently Googling
—	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Gets New Lease on Life
—	1 Vote	Pandemic Legacy Forces You to Sleep in My Car Part
—	1 Vote	Razer DeathAdder V3 Pro Might Just Break the Global Covid Response
—	1 Vote	Six Mocktail Recipes to Try Before You Injure Yourself
—	1 Vote	When Should You Break Up With Rain