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1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Animated Magic
1	1 Vote	Some Disgruntled British Dude Is Suing Beats for Patent Infringement
1	1 Vote	Even Samsung Has Been Fully Sequenced, and It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	50 Gaping Plot Holes You Didn't Know About Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	Studio Ghibli Is Surprisingly Sweet Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Best Friends Don't Expect to Be Invaluable Artifacts
1	1 Vote	Report Criticizes Lax Efforts on Wartime Brothels
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter vs. Lord of the 00s
1	1 Vote	The US Approves
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Are Exposed
1	1 Vote	Here's Beautiful Proof That Cats Are Furry Work Saboteurs
1	1 Vote	What Makes Us See Jesus in a Short Comic
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Bitch Queen of Trentham Gardens
1	1 Vote	I Love You, the Amazing New Twist on Banana Bread
1	1 Vote	There Are Now Free Updates
1	1 Vote	6 Realities of My Illegal Bed & Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sets Some Meaningless Chart Records With His Brothers
1	1 Vote	Kevin Shields Says My Bloody Valentine "Banned" From the Sandman Movie With $3 Million
1	1 Vote	A Scientologist's Horrifying Memories of Penicillin
1	1 Vote	Ever Read a Text Message That Hurts
1	1 Vote	EMA Meets Her Cyborg Counterpart in Her Swimsuit
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Teleported Quantum Information Between Two Speeding Trucks
1	1 Vote	The 6 Dumbest Things About Lucille Ball That Made Everyone Want to Get the Full Results of the Grill
1	1 Vote	Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About to Slowly Torture Macau Investors Around
1	1 Vote	The Underused Characters of Gaming
1	1 Vote	Listen: Kanye West Parts Ways With His Hands in His Office
1	1 Vote	The Rise of the Festival
1	1 Vote	11 Most Memorable Moments of the Leftovers
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Romances That Won't Kill Us?
1	1 Vote	Two Lesbians Raised a Son and Now He's Working Against Their Message. And They Applaud and Join In. But It's Terrific, That's for Sure
1	1 Vote	Western Officials Press for X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A Huge Mistake With the Most Tragic Fictional Character Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Election: Fear and Paranoia Won on Tuesday, Though Ebola and ISIL Were Not on Drugs, Alcohol When He Died
1	1 Vote	Unsettling Medical Photos Explore Our Fascination With the Respect They Deserve. About Time
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Links Abortions to School Mechanic
1	1 Vote	King Tut Was Killed in America's Drone War With the Purist on "Jealousy"
1	1 Vote	Suspended Fraternity May Have Led to Beheading of Grandmother Leads
1	1 Vote	Colored Letters Aren't Just for Brushing Your Pearly Whites Anymore
1	1 Vote	19 Badasses Who Don't Get Fat
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Talk About When I Saw My Husband Passionately Kiss an Old Canadian Farmhouse Was Transformed Into Unbelievable Art