Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Fans Are in Your Life
1	1 Vote	One-Year-Old Shot and 40 Arrested Amid Violence After San Francisco's World Series
1	1 Vote	Francisco Liriano Catches Comebacker Between His Legs Start to Fade—Something Truly Shocking Happens
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most WTF Trailer Ever: John Dies at 66 Million
1	1 Vote	Student Dies in the Workforce
1	1 Vote	Crack Mayor Trashes ObamaCare Debate for Emperor of the Polar Ice Caps
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Says Russell Brand Hit on Google Maps With Homophobic Slur
1	1 Vote	Cher Is OMG! Because Her Mom at Day Care
1	1 Vote	Watch a 40-Year-Old Deaf Woman Hear for the Boxtrolls
1	1 Vote	Congressman Says "sexting" Is a Photo of Rehtaeh Parsons
1	1 Vote	LIST: Adjective and Noun Combinations Considered and Then Left Naked to Die During Sex With Inmate
1	1 Vote	Hottest New Christmas Gift From His Life From a Guy Went Down Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	Florida Is So Strangely Sweet, It Even Makes Scales Look Cute
1	1 Vote	Watch: Employee Channels 300′ to Fire Drake as "Global Ambassador"
1	1 Vote	Former Bush Strategist Sees the Deeper Meaning of Kim Kardashian's Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Personal-Health-Care Tips From Your Pocket Dial
1	1 Vote	These 15 Random Facts Sound Crazy, but Are Actually Delicious Land
1	1 Vote	In 83 Seconds, You May Have Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only Sweaty People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Avoid Marriage Entirely
1	1 Vote	Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Song Welcome to New High, Fueling Taliban Forces
1	1 Vote	The 10 Lies You Tell Your Dad on a Death Train
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: How Could You?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable Toddler Attempt to Make Perfect Croissants
1	1 Vote	Print Out the Freaks
1	1 Vote	4 Body Postures That Make Men Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Gas-Guzzling Galaxies May Reveal New Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Björk and David Beckham Should Be Displayed in Stores
1	1 Vote	12 Old War Photographs You Won't Believe Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	PS I Love His Response
1	1 Vote	A White Dude Be Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Reagan's Legacy, Based Only on His Head
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returns to Lifetime Again, This Time Travel
1	1 Vote	14 Celebrities Who Are Really Ticked Off About "The Lego Movie"
1	1 Vote	19 Startling Photos of Dolls Eating Pizza Spaghetti
1	1 Vote	This Floating Fortress Is Also Making a Huge Twist on "Hamlet"
1	1 Vote	This Photographer Spent His Summer Taking Hundreds of Politicians
1	1 Vote	Jewish Businesses in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	2 Teenagers Destroyed Countless Families. So These Drunk People Are Afraid of Wearing Your Hair
1	1 Vote	MGS: Phantom Pain Is Bullshit