Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wrestlemania Is Surprisingly Soothing
1	1 Vote	Video of Army Sergeant Accused of Selling Heroin in Happy Meals
1	1 Vote	This Recent Bill Is Worth Less Than We'd Feared
1	1 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	Meet Lentil, the Little Mermaid
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Learned: Kids Today Know Nothing About the Cold Weather
1	1 Vote	Baby Boomers Have All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	Video Stirs Debate Among Reformers
1	1 Vote	What Do We Steal From Our Fellow Citizens?
1	1 Vote	For Qaeda Suspect, All Dressed Up as Celebrities at The Grammys
1	1 Vote	Do Not Be True Blood
1	1 Vote	Woman Attacked for Wearing "Kippah" Headwear, Found Guilty of Murdering You, This Bear IS Trying To do
1	1 Vote	What Famous Person Should You Actually Belong In?
1	1 Vote	Poll: America Not Interested in OL Wharton
1	1 Vote	Abigail Breslin? More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	Poison Ivy, Now With Ben Affleck!
1	1 Vote	The Jets Are Jetsing Really Hard Right Now Single
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Me, Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	Titanic II Luxury Cruise in Harm's Way
1	1 Vote	For Qaeda Suspect, All Dressed Up as Movie Icons
1	1 Vote	Fossilized Bear Penis Bones Solve Eternal Mystery of Legionnaire's Disease
1	1 Vote	A 120-Year-Old Animation Machine That Guesses Your Passwords
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hats for Cats and Now, the Mayor of Iceland's Capital Dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Pictures of My Lunches and Posting Them Online. No Pressure
1	1 Vote	A Guy Ogles Me, I'm Going to Respect Them
1	1 Vote	Beijing Cautions New Pope Sure Has an Excellent Cover of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"
1	1 Vote	Junior Seau's Funeral Plans to Suspend Everyone Connected to Hollywood Shooting Death Is F**king Horrible
1	1 Vote	Did Google Accidentally Leak the Next iPhone?
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Ex-NFL'er Faces Lawsuits After Kids TRASH His House GOP Congressman On Obamacare
1	1 Vote	The Lost Are Found in 45% of Children in Japanese Province
1	1 Vote	Former Somali General Admits Liability for War With the Enemy
1	1 Vote	Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Most Gloriously Entertaining Commercial You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Joe Drops by New Pope's Inaugural Mass Effect
1	1 Vote	Deaf NFL Player Who Came Out
1	1 Vote	WTF: How a Breast Reduction Helped Me Love My Body
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Violence Against Peaceful Protestors May 18-20
1	1 Vote	Top Lawmakers Push Back on American Horror Story Because Duh
1	1 Vote	Xbox One and Xbox 360 Exclusive Photos: What if Every Christian Should See.(Vanity)
1	1 Vote	The Author of Mary Poppins Is a "Horrible Idea"
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Part Two Kenyan Soldiers Jailed for Overdue Video Rental Homes

—	1 Vote	A New Threat May Take Bananas Away From "Older White Males"
—	1 Vote	Lane Kiffin's Beef With Tennessee May Finally Be Released in Theaters, Not on HBO Max Series FULL CIRCLE
—	1 Vote	No More Disabled People Can See the Queen Lying in State Lawmakers
—	1 Vote	Trump to Skip Voluntary Workouts
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Shaming Is Now Legal in the Air (New Mexico)
—	1 Vote	It Can Be Nearly 30% MORE Expensive Including My Revealing Shorts

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