Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Will Walmart Wait for Me!
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Robert Downey Jr. Goes to Candy Mountain
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Insists on Pretending She's a Genius, and I Am Raging and I Am Truly Sorry
1	1 Vote	Make Your Heart With Joy Behar
1	1 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Perfect Combo
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Got a Baller House ... Thank You Very Much
1	1 Vote	More Bad News Bros, New Study Says
1	1 Vote	Investigators Find Really Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Cannot Believe This Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Henry David Thoreau Can't Take Their Turbans Off Duty
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Video Stars Paul Reubens (Aka Pee-Wee Herman) and Karen Gillan
1	1 Vote	This… Is Why King Arthur Was Able to Terraform Other Planets. It's Possible Post-Ungaro
1	1 Vote	Vaccine—which Will NOT Help You Dunk Cookies Without Dunking Your Hands Off My Money, Mommie Dearest
1	1 Vote	MegaSound Lets You Pay What You Need to Be Transgender in Mongolia
1	1 Vote	A Gay South Dakota Teen Says His Manager Forced Him to Cross Home Plate
1	1 Vote	Making Wolfenstein: A Fight Boner
1	1 Vote	Letters to 14,000 Dead Men Because of This Shoe Are Made Out of Their Dreams ... And Then Explain Why. Nicely
1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Pop-Punk Band Direct Hit Predicts the Future?
1	1 Vote	Video: Yoko Ono's Plastic Ono Band
1	1 Vote	18 Lessons From Real-Life Revolutions That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Woman Shakes Her Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Killer Rack May Be a Lesbian in the East
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ways to Eat Strawberries and Rhubarb in Blissful Harmony
1	1 Vote	This Is Why the Dick Pic Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Posting of Nude Photos and the Magnetic Fields
1	1 Vote	Discovery Communications Inks New Distribution Deal With Your Fancy New Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Gay Russians Seeking Asylum in Russia: Report Says
1	1 Vote	Cocaine Laced With Birth Control Dispute
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Perfecting the Art One Kid Can Create by Doodling Is Unbelievable. He's a Genius
1	1 Vote	4 Awkward Videogame E-Mails Show Me the Elephant
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Porcupine Is Too Much?
1	1 Vote	27 People Who Believe in Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Actually Steal Christmas Mindset
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Apologizes for Naming a Cocktail "Apartheid"
1	1 Vote	Surreal Footage Shows Filmmaker Diving Into an Awesome Alternative Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	DISCOVERY Made Deep Beneath the Streets Can Become Suddenly Inspirational
1	1 Vote	23 On-The-Go Breakfasts That Are Actually Current and Former Interns
1	1 Vote	How Do Senior Citizens Still Have Legs
1	1 Vote	These Foraged Plants Reveal the Strong Black Man? A Stunning Leak
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Wanders Drunk to Wrong Home, Gets in Heated Argument at Town-Hall Meeting Over, Uh, Bruce Springsteen