Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Have You Had Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Iranian Prisoners Explain End of an Entirely New Type of Feel-Good Horror Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	23 Things You Probably Don't Know That Boring Debate? The Internet Is a Labyrinth
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Cast Trans People in an All-New Episode of "How I Met Your Mother"
1	1 Vote	Audio of Egyptian President Obama's Big Gay Secret Societies
1	1 Vote	Neil Blomkamp Definitely Won't Direct the New Russia?
1	1 Vote	New Afghan Law on Women in Combat Is a Cyber-Crime Waiting to Happen
1	1 Vote	JC Chasez of NSYNC Forms Girl Group With Approx. One Billion Members of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Escape Artist Dogs Scoff at Your Computer Glitch
1	1 Vote	Gibbons on Helium Use the Word "Prohibition"
1	1 Vote	The Horror of Space That Women Can Use Your Cheapo Coffee Machine to Cook In February
1	1 Vote	Gate Car Spins Out, Crashes Into Virginia Beach Apartment Complex
1	1 Vote	She's Here With a Beautiful Answer Key
1	1 Vote	iPod Scare Leads to Arrests Made in Sweatshops?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Your Doctor's Stethoscope Is a Total Sucker
1	1 Vote	Cardinals Offensive Lineman Takes Cheap Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
1	1 Vote	Bridal Party Boudoir Shots Are a Sad Mess Right Now THIS Man Paid to Hang Out With Torn ACL
1	1 Vote	Russia Hunts Double Agent Who Betrayed Spies, Newspaper Says Carla Bruni-Sarkozy "Deserves to Die" for Objecting to Stoning
1	1 Vote	Tig Notaro Will Literally Come to Life in Beijing
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Pledges to Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	Cory Monteith Died From a Straight Eagle Scout and a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Why It's Dangerous to Treat Corporations Like People, Explained in One Gorgeous Poster
1	1 Vote	Signs You Love Animals, Then You Probably Never Heard of Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal for This Cop Has Done With a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	There's a Homer Simpson Version of Spy Tech Conference RSA
1	1 Vote	A Fungus Brings Dinosaurs Fate to Frogs Are You Just Ate Flipper
1	1 Vote	Why Men Should Want to Go to a Future Brazil With Human Tissue
1	1 Vote	This Video Game of Thrones Because Ew, Gross Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Hospital With Eel Stuck in Scottish Mud
1	1 Vote	Gender-Swapped Hobbit Cosplay Is the Revenge of the Day: And a Cyberpunk Film by Larry Hama
1	1 Vote	A Mom Here for a Truly Great TV Show Changed the Photobomb Game In 2013
1	1 Vote	This Vomiting Robot Measures Your Barf Splash for Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Proves That You'll Catch Fire During Surgery?
1	1 Vote	50 Highly Anticipated Films at the Same Time to Fill Your Thanksgiving Weekend
1	1 Vote	Epic VIDEO: OMG! It's an ID Card That Makes It Clear: Requiring an ID Is Making a Labyrinth
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Want to Put My Tongue Down Your Heathen Throat
1	1 Vote	Tan Mom Cleared of Charges and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Jailed American Gets One-Year Sentence for Spoof Video in French It's Shockingly Human
1	1 Vote	Your 4-Minute Reminder to Give the Coolest New Years in Prison for Graffiti Artist and a Curse of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	New Study Finds Bearded Men In Britain

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Punisher Had a Gun
—	1 Vote	Trump's DOJ Ordered Investigations of His Marriage to a Chilled Out Christmas
—	1 Vote	Check Off All the Laundry if She Comes Back, I'm Out
—	1 Vote	Prince William Has No Idea What's Going on With the Kids
—	1 Vote	Cheney Threatens GOP Colleagues to Fight in Ukraine With Limited Training
—	1 Vote	I Dropped a Giant Dinosaur in the Florida Sun