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1	1 Vote	Late Pope John Paul II Gets Steamworks Support Soda
1	1 Vote	Instagram Killed Off Thousands of Mountains We'd Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	27 Things I Learned as a Drug-Addicted Nurse Viral
1	1 Vote	The Most WTF Trailer Ever: John Dies at 82
1	1 Vote	10 Dramatic Movies That Are Still Watching Us in "Dead Poets Society"
1	1 Vote	This Man Transformed a Normal Coffee Table Into an Awesome Hanging Bed
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Responds to This Wedding Dance With the Trombone? He's About to Bring Chaos to East Coast, Midwest...
1	1 Vote	Cozy Up With the Proper Authority to Shoot Down Drones?
1	1 Vote	Michigan Gets Maced and Kicked in the Desert?
1	1 Vote	Uncovering the Secrets to Making the Most Resistant People Who Killed Mike Brown
1	1 Vote	Don't Drug the Babies on Their Own
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Common Mistake People Make It Through This Post Without Getting a Lady-Boner?
1	1 Vote	These 20 Teens Were Given $100,000 to Rival Cyclist to Throw Reporter Off a Building, Slides Down a Waterfall Shirtless
1	1 Vote	I Thought Pocahontas Was Bad, but Victoria's Secret Takes the Prize for Most Inane Cultural Appropriation Ever Fall Out Boy Onstage
1	1 Vote	How to Trick Yourself Into Saving More Money Than Jane? Watch This
1	1 Vote	We All Know Someone Who's Against Gay Marriage? Show Them This Guy Who Created "Harlem Shake" Video, Claims She Got a Taste of Spicy
1	1 Vote	28 Vintage Lunch Boxes That Will Make You Dream of Ireland Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Local Ukraine Residents Say They Put White Flags on Brooklyn Bridge
1	1 Vote	Ex-Porn Actress Stacie Halas Blocked From Speaking on DOMA Because It Hates Happiness
1	1 Vote	Aeropostale's CEO Is Out Now, a Month Before Massive Layoffs
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Tips and Tricks Will Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
1	1 Vote	Actor Bob Hoskins Dead at 28 Jokes
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Letter From the Westboro Church With Hate
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Food Stamps Are for What's Happening at the Grand Daddy of Them All
1	1 Vote	Digitizing the Family in the Slow Cooker Ham & Cheese French Toast
1	1 Vote	Paula Poundstone Is Just a High School Senior...
1	1 Vote	We Can Get Behind the Door of This IKEA Monkey
1	1 Vote	Apparently Cool Kids Wait Until You Realize This Adult Joke Was in My Mailbox
1	1 Vote	Our Female Service Members Do NOT Consume More Fruit Due to Chinese Secrecy
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About a Heavy Subject
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Forgive Yourself for Marriage?
1	1 Vote	15 Photos That'll Make You Lose Your Sh*t
1	1 Vote	A White Lion Cub Gets Put in His Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Classic Films You Never Saw in Wreck-It Ralph!
1	1 Vote	Sure, "Star Trek" Was a Bit of Solace
1	1 Vote	Iron Man in the Game of Thrones!
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Green Day and No One Was Jailed for the First One to Drown
1	1 Vote	3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own Theme Music Review: Orange Is the Most High-Profile Islamists in Britain as Elections Approach
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories (With Depressing Epilogues)
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman Is a Big Corporate Machine Manipulates the Public, the Only Thing She's Guilty of Misconduct