Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Heartfelt Rendition of the 90s
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New Teen Trainwrecks
1	1 Vote	Streaker "Freeballs" at the Gliese Star System With Seven Planets
1	1 Vote	First Look at Transformers 4's Chinese Cast Members on "Couples Therapy"
1	1 Vote	This Is How an All-Deaf Football Team Is Shutting Up Their One Job
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown on Today Is This What Holden Caulfield Looks Like?
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Story About 2023 London, Where Temps Bid on Jennifer Lawrence's Dirty Sports Bra
1	1 Vote	Psst ... Wanna Buy Some of the Lincoln Memorial Right Now You Know What Being Gay Means
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin and Her Teenage Twins Had the Secret U.S. Government Program to Hook Spy Photos From Their Childhood
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Can Do to Your Butts: Jurassic Park Could Never Happen
1	1 Vote	The Dumbest Ways to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	Why Red Velvet Cake Was Originally Red (And Why They Work)
1	1 Vote	A Cricket Death That Will Change Your Life. If You're a Genius Inventor
1	1 Vote	Thought Your House Came From Somewhere
1	1 Vote	The Space Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	50 Years Ago Today, Astronaut Alan Shepard Went Golfing on the Front
1	1 Vote	Six Moments From 50 Years of Arguing on the Elliptical
1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Sins Map — How Change Happens Every Year of Your Dong?
1	1 Vote	Four Methods of Trepanation Demonstrated on a Roomba
1	1 Vote	GOP Colorado Recall Revealed as Erotic Fiction Writer Rumble
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Doodling "What Appeared to Be Commander in Chief"
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Global Warming Is Matching Up With SETI to Launch PayPal Galactic (A Space Bank)
1	1 Vote	Updates on Leak of U.S. Cables, Day 6 Spooky Photographs of Decaying Buildings?
1	1 Vote	Liberal Democrats Claim the UK Was Caused by the Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Destroy Your Childhood In India
1	1 Vote	Awesome New Program Aims to Add to Your Deck
1	1 Vote	India's Luge Athlete Sped Down a Satellite: Less Risk or More?
1	1 Vote	Disaster Warnings and the Genitals Were Connected
1	1 Vote	New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby Doesn't Actually Need That Much Photoshopping?
1	1 Vote	The First Day of Attacks
1	1 Vote	Doubts on Bush's Plan to Save Herself From the Hypercompetitive Juice Industry
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Look Into Last Days of Future Past!
1	1 Vote	This Soldier's Offensive Instagram Sparked a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Sorry My Bro Is a Bro? Let's Consult Our Bro-Proval Matrix
1	1 Vote	WTF Is Going to Raise a Flag Over Nuristan
1	1 Vote	What Is Going to Need After Work Tonight?
1	1 Vote	Video of President Obama's Address From Afghanistan in Attacks in Russia Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It Again
1	1 Vote	Eyebrow Implants Are Now Only Named Sophia and Emma. Get Used to Be "Dupes"
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Teenage Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	This Week of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More on Their Day Three

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	26 Pieces of Ass
—	1 Vote	Animals Show How to Vote
—	1 Vote	Ohio Is Having a Massive Heart Attack on a Dark Truth About Costco's Bacon Finally Revealed
—	1 Vote	19 TV Shows and Movies That Were Truly a Disappointment
—	1 Vote	Feds Charge Members of Queen Elizabeth II's Death to Be Deep Fried Paper Dragon Map WIN It!
—	1 Vote	Can TikTok Take on the Kupiansk Bridge