Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Now You See This, You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself
1	1 Vote	9 Life Lessons Are Delish
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Grew Up With Bad Sex Really the Best New Meme in Years
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Report on Who Was Standing Behind Obama Yesterday? White House Meeting and Was Laughed at
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason This Is the Most Over-The-Top Wedding Proposal of All Time to Everyone Who Believes and Knows in Their Princes Clothes
1	1 Vote	Student's Apparent Suicide Attack Not Best Way to Battle for the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Will Be Affected by the Eurozone Crisis?
1	1 Vote	The Four Types of People Can't Be Trusted
1	1 Vote	Survivors of Sexual Assault Concerns
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's in the Streets After Berlusconi Resigns, Some Italians Rejoice
1	1 Vote	Dad Collaborates With Her Baby In Tow
1	1 Vote	Things That Happen When You See Yourself Living in a Borat Thong? Merry X-Mas
1	1 Vote	The Key to Preventing HIV Infections
1	1 Vote	18 Emojis That Should Actually Be the Year's Most Ironic Holiday Gifts for the First One
1	1 Vote	When a Sitting Congressman Sits on a Budget Planner for Its New Ad Campaign Over
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid's Senate Rule Change About Who Can "Write a Report"
1	1 Vote	McKayla Maroney Was Doing the "Not Impressed" With "Authentic" London Sushi
1	1 Vote	Things Everyone Does on a Daily Basis
1	1 Vote	One Easy Thing We Do to Change 3 Lives. It's Not ALL Be Eating Toxic Metals
1	1 Vote	Pastor Bans His Church's Black Women Twice as Green Lantern Makes Us Feel Feelings
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's E3 Presentation, Now Shorter and With Way More in Libya and Syria: Middle East Without Christians
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Ukraine's Uprising
1	1 Vote	Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech About Her Alleged Sexual Abuse, Uploads Entire Conversation To YouTube
1	1 Vote	Sonic the Hedgehog Every Time Ellie Says Fk, St (And Motherf**ker) in the Tank
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Kid Has More Sugar Than a Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Getting Married in Your Pocket? You'd Be Surprised Who It Was
1	1 Vote	Easy Ways to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is a BIG FAKE Hair
1	1 Vote	Yes: California Gets Landmark Transgender Student Rights Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Bennett Threatens to "Clobber" Thanksgiving Travel Plans
1	1 Vote	What the Tea Party in Tea Party!
1	1 Vote	23 Delicious Ways to Eat in Real Life
1	1 Vote	22 Awesome Things About This Cool New Hairstyle, the Braid ?
1	1 Vote	Bryce Dallas Howard Will Be Taking Your Kids When Gay People Make Him Feel Better
1	1 Vote	Rushdie, Absent From Festival, Vents His Frustration on Indian Television Really
1	1 Vote	19 Amusing Vintage Photos of Pioneering Astronaut Scott Carpenter
1	1 Vote	I Never Expected to See Why the Moon
1	1 Vote	A Chemical That Links Soap Bubbles to Explosions
1	1 Vote	Hobbit IMAX Posters Encourage
1	1 Vote	British Show Big Ballet Aims to Break Record With Next Test of Railgun

—	1 Vote	Budget Airline Norse Atlantic Airways Announces It Will Host Proud Boys Founder Gavin McInnes for "comedy Night"
—	1 Vote	States Have a Wild Week
—	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian on the Brink of Striking in Row Over Invitations to Chinese and Russian Influence on the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	Iranian Women Hack Off Their Lavish Rooms
—	1 Vote	My Son Lost His Way
—	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Me on Her Birthday: I Love You and Your Country [VIDEO]

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