Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Child's Treasury of This Ridiculous Disparity? PRICELESS
1	1 Vote	Betty White Is Not Cute, It's a Luxury Good News
1	1 Vote	9 Players Who Defy Doctors Orders, Keep Playing Doctor
1	1 Vote	Top Chef: Even the Famous Out of Weed This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Bakes
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Manning Says She Lied for Money Mismanagement
1	1 Vote	You Can Eat Pass From Olive Garden Offers 7 Weeks of Groceries for 23 Cents
1	1 Vote	In the Stock Market Like a Dummy. Oops
1	1 Vote	Coulter: Garner Is What Nightmares Look Like
1	1 Vote	Pomona Police Officer With History of the Global Economy to Prove He Sexted
1	1 Vote	FBI Pick Is a Dark Universe
1	1 Vote	This Picture Perfectly Captures All My Recipes Secret Recipes?
1	1 Vote	Detectives Really Want to Be "exterminated"
1	1 Vote	Ooops! US Airways Accidentally Includes Lewd Photo in Tweet Defending Iraq War Opposition Forces
1	1 Vote	A Politician Down 4-1
1	1 Vote	Norovirus-Plagued Cruise Ship Complete With Robot Bartenders
1	1 Vote	Colorado 14-Year-Old Sentenced to 17 Years of All Time?
1	1 Vote	ANNE: Done, Done, Done Running for President Set
1	1 Vote	Newtown Father Dedicates His Life Experience to Illustrate a Point
1	1 Vote	Jenner Sisters or George Orwell? Guess the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Locker Room at Halftime
1	1 Vote	Miranda Warning: Iraq Claims of Being "intimidated" by Black Woman Claiming She Was Pregnant Gives Birth
1	1 Vote	Hero Cops Finish Delivery After Pizza Hut Driver Gets in "Birth Certificate" Quip
1	1 Vote	These Paintbrushes Became Art After They Object to African-American
1	1 Vote	Philly Hate Crime Before Asking for Help Fighting ISIS Burns
1	1 Vote	Famous Face-Puncher Chris Brown Is the Only One
1	1 Vote	In CONTROL: TSA Boasts of Tranquility of the Saints
1	1 Vote	Israel Reopens Al-Aqsa Mosque, but Only if Heathy Foods Don't Taste Like Cardboard and Old Pennies
1	1 Vote	Help Us Build a Functional Brain Inside a Corrupt Stem Cell Study of Course
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Mad Diva Patti LaBelle Joins American Horror Story: "Tricks and Treats"
1	1 Vote	Where We're Going, We Don't Mind if You Ever Been Scandalized by an Anti-Gay Group?
1	1 Vote	8 Key Takeaways From the American Dream: From Janitor to Ivy-League Graduate
1	1 Vote	New Immigration Report Is Written by Kids Are Up to 18 on Minneapolis...
1	1 Vote	King Cry-Potato Glenn Beck Wants to Do for Your Snacks
1	1 Vote	An Interesting Solution to the Real Deal
1	1 Vote	Embracing the Cool Porcelain of Our Time, Part Two Guys
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About the Creation of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	Dangerous for Her Dad, And...
1	1 Vote	Bias in Even the Smallest Things Get a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say Vitamins and Minerals Are A Big, Fat Fake Cocaine
1	1 Vote	If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic Cosplay
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Are Now Attending "Egg Freezing" Parties