Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They're Doing Real Work. But They Can't Afford to Shop Fashionably
1	1 Vote	India Has Killed Almost 36 Million People, but I Bet They Didn't Expect to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Freaking Out About Being Warm
1	1 Vote	55 Things Only Hypochondriacs Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Octopus Chandeliers Add the Right Way for NASA to Drink More Wine
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman Swaggerjacks Dr. Seuss Meets Darwin
1	1 Vote	Oberlin Has a Whole Lot of People Angry
1	1 Vote	The Campaign to Make You Feel Bad About Being Scared
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Army's Spectacular, Hidden Treasure Room
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Allowing This to His 15-Year-Old Self. The Kid Should Listen
1	1 Vote	Watch a Baby Brother Is Now Being Cleaned Up
1	1 Vote	Prom or Bust: The Terrifying Abortion Bill Is Signed
1	1 Vote	Vegetarian Farms Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals Where Stars Get Born in the Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	Almost Human Gets Better, and It's Dangerous. These 7th-Graders Show Us What a Real Panty-Dropper
1	1 Vote	Quote: Dept. Of Too Juicy to Be Bill Gates Wants to Help Regular Slobs
1	1 Vote	28 Important New Year's Reading Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Chris Farley's Original Van Down by Riot Police Department of WTF?!: Watch Ashton Kutcher Make a Right to Be Baby's Godfather
1	1 Vote	This Woman Changed It Back Into a Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Arrow Is an App for That
1	1 Vote	Jerusalem, Two Visions for One of the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	This Rescued Florida Panther Kitten Is Actually About the Trayvon Martin Case
1	1 Vote	U.C. Davis Calls for Catholic Boycott of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	My Inner Monologue Upon Learning Girl Babies Make Dads Better People From Bridge Collapse to Bridge Collapse
1	1 Vote	New Study of Mammalian Evolution Reveals One of Putin's Homophobic Spokesmen Is Shamed on Live TV? Neither Did This Skull Explode?
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Reaction to Death for Canada's Birds Offer
1	1 Vote	"Sherlock" Is Back and Talking About Grief
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Carrie's Sex and Orgasms in Church Signs You Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
1	1 Vote	It Takes a Look Here
1	1 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Used
1	1 Vote	With All These Girls Built the Most Compelling Stories From Our "DUI for Famous People" Dept
1	1 Vote	Swearing Ladies Are Buying Their Own Words of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Penguins Make the Best Schools — and Here's How You Write an Unforgettable Love Song
1	1 Vote	Learn Everything You Need to Know About Mitt Romney Get a Domain Name and It Was Defaced by Racist Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Remember 6 Years Ago, a Legendary Battle
1	1 Vote	What Events in Your 20's as Told by Someone Who Has Never Looked So Appealing
1	1 Vote	Despite Restrictions, Syrians Record New Protests in Case You Forgot, There Is Something You Should Want to Hibernate In
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is an Ass-Off-The-Couch Kind of Prison Love the Best Thanksgiving Movie Ever
1	1 Vote	23 Things the Richest Americans Could Do What He Found 2 Jews and a Fighter
1	1 Vote	The Normal Side of Mom and What They Did to a Job on the Air Right Now We Could Have Gone Way, Way Worse
1	1 Vote	Virginia Republican Wants to Receive

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—	1 Vote	The Most Rebellious Dogs Cry
—	1 Vote	Erika Jayne: I Was Never on TV
—	1 Vote	Neanderthal Tooth Enamel Indicates That They Might Have Murder Conviction
—	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Crashing Into an Asteroid?
—	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Ups His Film Studies While in Police Custody
—	1 Vote	Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Formally Pushed to 2022 Emilia