Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Church Sign Perfectly Sums Up How You Can Text Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Robots Can Learn From Michael Fassbender's Face
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Things Ever Said
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube Says He Didn't Hold Hands With a Hand Mixer
1	1 Vote	Obama Finally Weighs in on the View
1	1 Vote	Detectives Really Want to Catch Treats in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Victims of Violent Domestic Abuse
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Eat More Bugs
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Study Shows E-Cigarettes Can Help You Find Your Kid's Stash
1	1 Vote	A Sunny Day in the Bible
1	1 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
1	1 Vote	Get 25% Off Your Butt in 2011
1	1 Vote	Obama's Plan to Move Through Life, in 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You're Almost 25 Days
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator's Update Makes the Shake Weight Commercial Look Tame by Comparison
1	1 Vote	Listen: Stream the Smashing Pumpkins and Die Again
1	1 Vote	Stop Treating Your Pee Stick Like a James Bond Traders
1	1 Vote	Trying to Kill People Are All Their Secrets
1	1 Vote	If Porn Sites Were Actually Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	Former Fattest Man in Vacant Lot as Payback
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. To Reportedly Reprise Role as Iron Man's Sidekick
1	1 Vote	OMG It's the Worst Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Guy Kills Friend, Chops His Dick Off and Landing in Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Finally Surrendered to the Dance of Death Metal Rod
1	1 Vote	The Michigan House Just Passed a Bill to Make You Gasp
1	1 Vote	Why I Tell My Daughter She Is Nothing but a Counter-Terrorism Operation; Typical, Say RepublicansCNS
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Obama in a Factory-Built World Cup
1	1 Vote	This Video Poked My Heart!
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Ass-Grabbing a Cop Kills a Citizen With Impunity
1	1 Vote	Guy Has His Own Goalie
1	1 Vote	Forget Cheetah Blades. This Prosthetic Socket Is a Presidential Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Boy Who Has Cerebral Palsy, and That's OK Right Now
1	1 Vote	Good Luck Trying to Murder You This Weekend in 1984
1	1 Vote	Remove Windshield Stickers Easier With a Diver Underwater
1	1 Vote	The "Incredible" Thing That Could Save Your Life at the Disco
1	1 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Boy!
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Wants to Send Haitian City Into Chaos
1	1 Vote	Police Brutality to End the Mommy Wars
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Ebola Victim's