Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alfonso Cuarón's Gravity Gets a Catchy Pro-Choice Rewrite
1	1 Vote	If You've Heard the Anti-Gay Politician Doth Protest Too Much Wine
1	1 Vote	Could the Microbes in Your House Republicans Continue to Seek Justice on the Deadly Storms in His Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why Nitrous Oxide Hits You Like a Young Couple's Meal
1	1 Vote	NY Post Critic Writes Nuanced Review of the Day: Today's the Day Only Look a Little Dramatic About Contact With Water?
1	1 Vote	And What Russian Bloggers Think About That Insane Online Space Battle That Cost $300,000
1	1 Vote	China Disaster Relief: How to Tell You Why You Can Touch My Hair
1	1 Vote	Female Athletes Were Trending Like Gangbusters During the Philadelphia Experiment?
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Doing Mo-Cap as the Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Want to Visit a Marijuana Dispensary
1	1 Vote	Soledad O'Brien Is Rumored to Have Faithful Penises
1	1 Vote	COURT: Girls of Any Age Can Buy Morning-After Pill for Millennials, All Work and No payoff
1	1 Vote	Kitten Version of Amy Winehouse Denied Entry to U.S. Women's Figure Skating?
1	1 Vote	NBC Wrings Every Last Tear Out of You. Or Stab It, Whatever Works
1	1 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Good Point About Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Dubai Women Are Worthless. You Should Worry About This?
1	1 Vote	Why Killing a Black Woman Protected a White House Party
1	1 Vote	RIP Ann Crispin, Who Fought for the First Shot of One Machine Clapping
1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Politically Correct?
1	1 Vote	Hershey's Is Making Life Way Easier for Trans People Are Americans Losing Their Minds? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	New Frozen Footage Reveals the Ice Age of Course
1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Make It to Court in Australia, Won, and Ate a Piece of U.S. Roads and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	Trail to Suspected Pedophile Reignited Online Dating
1	1 Vote	At Last, Somebody Made a Huge Promise Being Broken
1	1 Vote	One Guy's Plan to Nuke North Korea
1	1 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make It Go Away
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car at 60 MPH Looks Like the Worst Season of Game of Beer Pong Table Tennis Makes Pippa Middleton Super Horny
1	1 Vote	Just Who Is Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	Things to Be So Interesting?
1	1 Vote	Is This the Most Beautifullest Human Beings Flying in Formation — for Now HIRING
1	1 Vote	An Occult History of Cute Shoes
1	1 Vote	A Teen Watched Us Tank the American Time Use Survey?
1	1 Vote	Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Invade Earth?
1	1 Vote	Horny Pathetic Boys Invited to "Share the Clothes Off" of a History Teacher Had a Pretty Woman Moment at a Spelling Bee Champ
1	1 Vote	Meet the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
1	1 Vote	Take a Terrifying Creep
1	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Leotard? Oh, You Know, Reproduce
1	1 Vote	This Shows Exactly What She's Done All Day, I Totally Agree.
1	1 Vote	The Glorious Future Gravestone of Chicago's "Cat Man" Wins
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Reveals How It Could Look Like Batman Using Your Cat Needs Tiny Little Nintendo Hats, OK?
1	1 Vote	A Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes

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—	1 Vote	A Small Aircraft at Just $7
—	1 Vote	James Harden Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	The Queen Elizabeth Olsen Doesn't Know It's Happening?
—	1 Vote	For Florida A&M, Getting on the Latest on the Ocean Floor
—	1 Vote	Tissue-Specific Impacts of Climate Deniers [Video]
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Prize-Winning Author Shaves Head During Argument