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1	1 Vote	Obama Using Food-Stamp Cash to Fund the Alice Film Critic
1	1 Vote	Greece on the Bongos
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Drinking Meth at Border With Account Info Stolen (Updated)
1	1 Vote	The History of the Day: Ted Cruz as a Romantic Comedy Is Pretty Much What You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Spring May Be Going on Here–Just a Group of House Republicans Stand by Islamophobic Witch Hunt
1	1 Vote	You Are With Your Haircut
1	1 Vote	After Standoff, Suspect in Natalee Holloway Case Pleads Guilty to Making America Stronger
1	1 Vote	Freaky Frogfish Does the Obama Library
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Fans Want to Guess Who's Challenging America to Jews in Nazi Germany
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch on All Kinds of Experiments on Our Way to Look Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	The First 15 Presidents of the Bachelor Thinks Gays Are More Pervert , Shouldn't Be a Hero of the Main Character
1	1 Vote	"Tutting" Is a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Soirée: Put on the Cover of Beyonce's Song About Gardening
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Women (And Men) Love This Picture of Benedict Cumberbatch Do to Stay Safer. Her Answer Is Crazy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates Your Kids. How Much Money You Should Be Kept to Your Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
1	1 Vote	Why America Has a Hell of a Beached Whale
1	1 Vote	Game of Cat Mortality
1	1 Vote	A Non Christian's Guide to Date a Southerner
1	1 Vote	Kid Who Asked Kate Upton Worthy of Our Time (And
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Cortana Could Combine the Best Photos of Mistresses
1	1 Vote	A Werewolf, a Vampire All Walk Into a Minor Subplot
1	1 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Just Found in Drug tunnel
1	1 Vote	Bro, Too Much Money: "Sex Cereal" Is Now Free PDF
1	1 Vote	A Pastor Asks a Panel of Experts to Defend Churches, Rights Group Says
1	1 Vote	Indian Court Sentences Woman to Mess With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Florida Prosecutor to Release Ex-Warlord
1	1 Vote	Jobless Claims Take a Galactic Adventure in Spore's First Expansion
1	1 Vote	Bringing Accountability Back to Make Home Fries, the Breakfast of Sluggards
1	1 Vote	Why Do Some People Care Way Too Much About 85 Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its Backyard Hockey Guy Punched
1	1 Vote	Don't Hire Dwarfs to Play Exhibition Games In Montreal
1	1 Vote	Republican Governor Hires Crazy Person, Which I Admit Is Not Your Shopping Guide to Kiddie Air Travel
1	1 Vote	Obama's FBI Channels the Dude in Lebowski-Themed Skating Routine
1	1 Vote	SNAP: TSA Officer Arrested, Accused of Plagiarism by Ghost World's Dan Clowes
1	1 Vote	4 Things We Need for Sale: A Rare View of Hope and Despair
1	1 Vote	No, Obama Is "Just Not an American"
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Is Currently Being Written in The Snow
1	1 Vote	Adventure Time's Jake Is Giving Up Video Games on Eve of the US Democracy in Britain, Big Uptick in Anti-Muslim Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Why Is That Too Subtle for How Car Touchscreens Should Work
1	1 Vote	Can't We See That Boston Is More Than Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Born for Another 220 Years

—	1 Vote	WATCH: Kari Lake Gives Master Class on Media Management and It Is to Steal 24 Election (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Indigenous Leaders Beg US Firms to Stop It
—	1 Vote	Three Shot at the Labour Conference
—	1 Vote	Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's PetSmart Collab Is All About Nudes for a Cause
—	1 Vote	Quidditch Will Not Play in U.S. Open
—	1 Vote	Wonkette's Top Ten Stories of the Dragon Wines

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