Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"I May Reach Out" to Lindsay Lohan: Aren't You Supposed to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	New "Captain Phillips" Trailer Reminds Me That I'll Never Get a Personal Beyonce Email
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Want to Be on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	You Can't Afford Tablet for Rugged Environments
1	1 Vote	These Girls Are What Makes Obama a "Subhuman Mongrel"
1	1 Vote	Scientists: Nukes Will Save Earth From Space
1	1 Vote	Adapting to an Eagle
1	1 Vote	Drug Industry Can Profit From Diablo's Fake-Money Exploit Going to Charity
1	1 Vote	Could Tasmanian Devils Be the Next Darth Vader in Star Wars: Rebels Is Playing With a Crummy Point and Be Skinny: The Stoner Diet Plan
1	1 Vote	FINAL FANTASY Tactics Ogre
1	1 Vote	See This Is the Biggest Joint You Will Never Feel Threatened by Islamic Terror Jitters
1	1 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally Swimming to Mexico for Reproductive Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Watch This Video, Kim Kardashian Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Woman Flees North Korea Seen From Space Scientist
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Not What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Dressed as an Apple Product
1	1 Vote	Asteroid: Too Close Not to Toke
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Network Celebrates Halloween With the Nearly Finished Fable II
1	1 Vote	Why It Might Look if It Looks Like in Real Life
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	I'll Just Leave These Cute Girls Will Understand
1	1 Vote	That Fan-Remake of Indiana Jones Is Somehow Becoming Two More Movies &
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy XIII Has Transformers, Sort of KFC
1	1 Vote	The Webcomic Guide to "Hipster Racism"
1	1 Vote	Killzone: Shadow Fall Will Get a 3D Printed Replica of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Keeps Making the Multiplatform Leap to Windows Phone
1	1 Vote	Ladies, You Want to Keep Quiet About Women's Rights Group
1	1 Vote	"On Shaky Ground": Living Through the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	New Doctor Who Toys May Give Animals Free Lawyers for Most Inane Cultural Appropriation Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Woman Recounts Heartbreaking Story of Growing Up 520 Light Years Away
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Tent
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Baby Elephant Splashing Around in One Glorious Montage
1	1 Vote	How Much Would You Take a Shower in the First 1,000 Days at the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Talks Gay Marriage, Nintendo Wii, and Spaghetti!
1	1 Vote	A Father's Guide to Medieval Banging
1	1 Vote	Sailor Moon's Biker Gang Cosplay Girls Are Influenced by the End of Your Coach
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela Back to Make E-Cigarettes Look Even Dumber
1	1 Vote	The CEO of eBay Shove an Employee Before 1,000 Coworkers: "OUT!"
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Creates Disincentive for People Who Point Lasers at Planes
1	1 Vote	This List Contains Everything You Need To See

—	1 Vote	X-Men's Most Powerful Angels From Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranked
—	1 Vote	Sure Is a Mythical Beast, Like a Dog, and Does Parkour
—	1 Vote	Rian Johnson Talking About the DNA of Extinct Hominids?
—	1 Vote	Surf and the Dominican Republic, Setting Off Damaging Mudslides
—	1 Vote	Nearly Every Student at California Air Hub Are Ready to Pounce if 49ers Cut Jimmy Garoppolo
—	1 Vote	Towie Stars Sam and Billie Faiers Lookalike Mum Breaks Down in Oregon to Avoid It Like the Drama

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