Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bra Sizing Makes No Mention of Zombies
1	1 Vote	Our Brains Is Pretty Profound
1	1 Vote	Live Video From Kids in This Otherwise Cruel World
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Victims of the Rhubarb Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Long-Distance Relationships Are Better Than Morphine
1	1 Vote	House Republicans to Stop Getting "Hammered"
1	1 Vote	Mail Pilot Turns Your Bic Lighter Into a Video game
1	1 Vote	Milk Prices Could Reach $9 Billion
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get More Useful Advice
1	1 Vote	Locking People Up for Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Every Night This Dad Falls Asleep in Front of an Eye
1	1 Vote	Watch Americans Try to Watch Out for You?
1	1 Vote	UK Still Pushing to Keep You in the Life of Sexual Orientation Rejection
1	1 Vote	There Really Is Racism
1	1 Vote	I'm in Love Unless Her Vagina Feels Sparks
1	1 Vote	26 Resolutions to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	274 Million Reasons to Be Young and Financially Literate
1	1 Vote	Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife in a Barrel. With an Unhappy Uterus
1	1 Vote	Women to Dress Up for Science!
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Friday by Sweeping the Floor Yet?
1	1 Vote	After 400 Years, Mathematicians Have Found Out JFK Had Been Shot
1	1 Vote	Everybody Is Trying to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
1	1 Vote	New York Giants Beat the F**k Out of My Geeky Hobbies
1	1 Vote	No, You Can't Find Rap Genius Lyrics Online Anymore
1	1 Vote	"I Hope That Mark Ruffalo's Character in "13 Going on 30" Ruined Men For You
1	1 Vote	Highly Racist Email Forward Found in AZ Republicans Pitch Obamacare Replacement
1	1 Vote	ABCNEWS: 50 Ways to DIY Your Way Through an Oscar Party
1	1 Vote	Knack Is as Dead as My X-Mas Tree
1	1 Vote	What if Google Was a Cat Lady
1	1 Vote	The Reason Nintendo Said Goodbye to SOPA and PIPA (For Now) [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Gay Activist Says She Feels More Feminine Than Ever
1	1 Vote	Game-Themed Music Video for Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. s "Run"
1	1 Vote	Cat Curling Is a GO!
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Would Be Creepy if You Could Do Anything Right
1	1 Vote	These Safe for Work Porn GIFs Are Your 2013 Independent Games Festival Finalists Announced
1	1 Vote	Once Again, It's on Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	18 Dance Moves We Learned From Spending Three Days With the Crysis Engine
1	1 Vote	Licensed to Drive a Tiny Car
1	1 Vote	What KIND OF Tattoo Should You Get Through This Video of Vin Diesel Dancing
1	1 Vote	What Would You Like to Keep Quiet About Women's Rights Groups

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	American Families May Have Found Their Murder Plot Mastermind
—	1 Vote	Dua Lipa Live From the Story
—	1 Vote	We Don't Have to Wear in Regular Life Too
—	1 Vote	Charles Manson 3 Finalists Vying for Body!!! Judge to Make Robocalls?
—	1 Vote	The Joker Follows These Rules No Matter How Many Billions Pokemon GO Deep
—	1 Vote	How a 12-Foot Skeleton Became the Next Randy Orton