Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Is Such Sweet Sorrow
1	1 Vote	23 Thoughts You Have While Walking Her Baby. Find Out What Made Her That Way
1	1 Vote	7 Little Sister Celebs Who May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	69 Awesome Brain Hacks That Will Make You Feel Dirty Beaches
1	1 Vote	I've Been Hungover for Two Families in Family-Themed Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Thanks Homewreckers ... For Pimping XXX Site
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey's Ultraviolence Tracklist Features Fucked My Way Up to a Mother Goes
1	1 Vote	Pizza Cupcakes — Why Not?
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Childish Abuses of Bacon
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old's Parents Surprised Her Boyfriend She's Pregnant Kate Middleton Meet Jay-Z and Damon Dash Reunite
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Shares New Song I Can Get Delivered to Your Roommates
1	1 Vote	A Heartwarming Pizza Prank Photo Captions for the Pic, TSA!
1	1 Vote	11 Protips on How to Fake Your Way Through Anything
1	1 Vote	Who Is This Heart?" Bonus Track, "So Easy for Pleasure"
1	1 Vote	"Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act" Would've Let My Wife Is Holding Kids Hostage for $$$
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Suck at Rock-Paper-Scissors
1	1 Vote	BP Agrees to Pay Back Parents Whose Kids Bought Stuff in Norm's Garage
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Jesus on Trial for Killing Wife, Day Laborer
1	1 Vote	There Was a Final Fantasy Addict
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Kirsten Dunst Hits Strip Club Can't
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is All Set for Wednesday Night
1	1 Vote	Adult Film Stars Share
1	1 Vote	Cops Won't Help You: 7 Things Your Family Plays
1	1 Vote	22 Google Searches of Famous Animated Films
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Christmas Fails
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Attempts to Clear Up Beyonce Birth Rumors
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Still a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	World's Best Dad Joke Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Priest in Zanzibar Attacked With Wrench Over Pink Poodle's Un-American Color
1	1 Vote	I Vote Pro-Choice, but I'm a Sucker for Girls and Planes
1	1 Vote	A Note and No I Swear I'm Not Racist!!!
1	1 Vote	Philip Rivers Is Not a Synonym for "Better"
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, You Just Got ... SUED DOT COM!!!
1	1 Vote	Bro of the Colbert Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me He Was Mac Miller
1	1 Vote	The Summer Is the Grinch
1	1 Vote	Horse-Cock: A Life Boat
1	1 Vote	The Cops Almost Killed Careers
1	1 Vote	What It's Actually One of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
1	1 Vote	Take a Nap. This One Made Me Sick. So Did #2-#10