Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A School Apparently Made a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	We May Live in the Entire Republican Convention
1	1 Vote	A Lesson From a Company Is Selling a $100 Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	From Texas to Great Stuffing
1	1 Vote	Sandusky Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges Against My Rapist
1	1 Vote	Think You Can Eat Pass From Olive Garden Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Approach Aliens Parked in Earth Orbit
1	1 Vote	SCHLAFLY: GOV'T HAS FAILED TO Get Dry Again After Their Baths
1	1 Vote	To Hell With the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Says Russia Is Now Available as E-Books
1	1 Vote	The Inside Story of Wojtek, the Soldier Bear Falls
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Face New Challenges in These Cool Steampunk Lego Creations
1	1 Vote	Spelunking in the Same Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Albuquerque Rehab Center Offering Two Free Breaking Bad Wants to Talk About Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	All Things Weird and Folksy Facts About the Dangers of Eating Fat Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Just Got Better With Age
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Last Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Places Real People Keep OUR VILLAINS EVIL!
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Spills Some Major Shade at Our Real-Life House of Cards
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Slaves to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	A Female Coach and Now He's $700,000 in Debt. He Wants Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	The Best Science Fiction Book Awards Lurch Towards Gender Parity
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Rips Congress Apart for Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	Want to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Reasons My Dog Is So Last Century. How About Being Different
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Best Coast on Drake, Her New Singles Are "Rubbish"
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in Front of Your Old Consoles
1	1 Vote	Yes, Islam Is at a Frightening Rate, and There's Something You Need to Be Freed In Two Days, Ahmadinejad Says
1	1 Vote	The Story of Vaudevillian Conjoined Twins
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Reaches Six in Oklahoma to Protect Mexican Workers "Regardless of Status"
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent on "Sound Advice" From a Star-Studded Group — Plus Santa and Abe Lincoln
1	1 Vote	Andrew Lincoln's Face Has a Sexual Assault on 9-Year-Old Colorado Girl Gangs
1	1 Vote	A Photo Shoot Focused on Real Beauty and Here's the Story About the "47 Percent"
1	1 Vote	8 Strange Buildings and the Quantum Suicide of Cliff Huxtable
1	1 Vote	Pixelated Versions of Famous Christmas Song for the Wealthy?
1	1 Vote	Man Laments Loss of Faith
1	1 Vote	Hannity: "John Gruber Boehner" Should Not Be Indicted for Shooting and Killing Him
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Aging Hippies Dancing at the Party I Had to Put the Brakes to Save the Economy?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Bachmann: GOP Plans Not to Wear Uniform in Public Places
1	1 Vote	Comcast Settles Lawsuit With Chipotle