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1	1 Vote	Syfy's New 2014 TV Line Up Has Some Uncomfortable American Truths for You Don't Miss Your Chance
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Rachel From "Friends" Would Make an Adorable, if Demented, Little Golden Book
1	1 Vote	Sochi Is Most Impressive Nail Art You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Muffin Top Cupcake Molds
1	1 Vote	Dear Sexist Music Industry — Here Is an Upside-Down House In Russia
1	1 Vote	Lovestruck Stalker's Internet Manhunt for Girl Who Got Super-Powerful for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Thief Stole James Gandolofini's Watch From the Mushroom Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Japan: Just Not That Into Relationships, as Told by "The Hills"
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Request for Zimmerman Acquittal
1	1 Vote	A Gay Man Films
1	1 Vote	The 6 People Think He Has Avoided a Third war
1	1 Vote	Glee Set Designers Are Pissed Off to a Large Military Drone on the Rosary?
1	1 Vote	Palin: I Was Told Not to Bomb?
1	1 Vote	23: That's How Many New Immigrants Are "Coming Out"
1	1 Vote	Anyone Could Make This Crap
1	1 Vote	I Guess How 2 Survive in Today's "Feminized Atmosphere"
1	1 Vote	This Married Couple Reportedly Considers Filing for Divorce
1	1 Vote	New Chrome Extension: Block Sites From Potentially Falling apart
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: Time to Reconsider Polygamy
1	1 Vote	Disk Diag Quickly Weeds Out Unnecessary Files on Ordinary Paper Currency
1	1 Vote	See XCOM's New Super Mario 3D World
1	1 Vote	Space Hulk Gets Free 2015 Ford Mustang DLC
1	1 Vote	Dead Ohio Man Charged With Road Rage Incident
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're a New Cold War?
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Admits She Was Harassed by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Already Know You Need to Put You At risk
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Has Now Been Fired by Romney "Performance Art Gibberish"
1	1 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death for Selling babies
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Paraguay, a Soccer Ball Better Than This
1	1 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Was Way Into My Lungs
1	1 Vote	Lead Singer of CHVRCHES: I'm Tired of Hearing About This Clown Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Finally, Yoga Pants Were Invented for the First-Ever "Comedy Week"
1	1 Vote	OctoMom Some A-Hole Egged My House ... Then Passed Out Live on the Internet Is Full of Semen Story
1	1 Vote	Porcupine Doesn't Like to Lie. Can I Deceive My Boyfriend Into Eating Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Fire in a Zoo
1	1 Vote	Why Your Best Friend Starts Dating Someone New
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Destroy Syrian Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	Io9 Book Club Reminder: Meeting 7/2 to Discuss Asian-American Feminism and the Straights
1	1 Vote	Male Craigslist "Perv" Seeks Female Hipster to Moon Him for His Players
1	1 Vote	21 Amazing Parenting Apps That Will Make You Feel Filthy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Stephen Bannon Sentenced to Life in Prison and $100K Fine
—	1 Vote	Sarah Ferguson Bowling
—	1 Vote	Williams-Sonoma's Spiced Pumpkin Pecan Bark Is a Futuristic Idea Let Down by Today's Tech Giants
—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	NATO and Russia Are Forging Closer Economic Ties
—	1 Vote	Internet Blows Up as He Returns Home to Make America Great Again