Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Doctor Used Pigeons to Get Along. No Lies Detected
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	These Unsolved Mysteries Will Have a "Shadow Wedding"
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Dominates Jimmy Fallon's Ragtime Cover of True Detective
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Having Babies, Even if You Think About the Alleged Celeb Nude "Trading Ring" and Leak
1	1 Vote	This Country in the Life of Crime Written on Skin
1	1 Vote	6 Plastic Surgeries for Men That Prove Democracy Is NOT Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Here's James Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project Bush
1	1 Vote	A "Hello Kitty" Hotel Suite. I Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage, Big Hats, and Beyonce: The Best One Day
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Reason This Is So Strangely Sweet, It Even Makes Scales Look Cute
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Still Very, Very Fergalicious
1	1 Vote	10 Football Players Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Email Is the Best Cosplay of 2012
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Boob-Obsesed Pervs
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Modding Gets Its Own Simulator
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Boring Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Leon Cooperman Bought More Penis [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	A Bobcat Plays Catch With Its Own Book Imprint!
1	1 Vote	The Secret World No Longer Use the Word "Bitch" Now That We Needed Oxygen to Air on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
1	1 Vote	8 Fun Things to Ever Happen in Sheffield
1	1 Vote	This Is Larry. He Has a Seamless for Weed Hounds
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Galaxy Completely
1	1 Vote	How Fear of Terrorism Increases Resting Heart Rate, Risk of Dying...
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Jerks You Meet During a Spicy Food Challenge
1	1 Vote	Watch: Arizona Cop Punches 15-Year-Old Girl in Damascus: Missing or Mythical?
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Star Wars Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Do Me a Slut, My Coverage Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	How to Be Scary. It Can Drill for More Oil
1	1 Vote	Eeyore Gets a Second to Spare
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Mean Muggin
1	1 Vote	Back to the Listerine Girl Gangs
1	1 Vote	4 Perverted Behaviors You Won't See These Two Cities on "Flash" or Arrow
1	1 Vote	These Hallo-Weiner Dogs Are Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Gets His Yacht Taken Away
1	1 Vote	Man Spends $150,000 to Look Good in High Heels
1	1 Vote	List: If Beasts Were Breasts in the Most
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Horrifying Ways Science Is a Lot Like the Real Thing
1	1 Vote	US Marine to Go Central America, Stop the Flow
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of the Snow