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1	1 Vote	How Much Isaac Newton Knew About Pizza Hut Employees
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1	1 Vote	How to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Explain Why
1	1 Vote	There's Hipsters, and Retirees
1	1 Vote	Idaho Teacher Regrets Killing, Skinning Rabbit in Front of Audience
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