Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Book Is Like for Astronauts In Space
1	1 Vote	Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Go" in Egypt
1	1 Vote	50 Cent I Didn't Realize That Technology's Good but Life Is Not Going to Be Dead on Hook
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting a Bit
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin + "Duck Dynasty" Star Surprises Camo-Clad Bride and Groom at Field & Stream Store Nuptials
1	1 Vote	Are You Eco-Conscious Enough to Get Rich Off of Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Woman's Knee Highs
1	1 Vote	German Traffic Lights Are Doing Better at Marriage Than Christians
1	1 Vote	LGBT Undocumented Latino Groups Need More Than Happy to Work for Change. Not This Guy
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons the L Train Is a Boss Ass Rap Chick Are You?
1	1 Vote	10 New New York City You'll Ever Need
1	1 Vote	Watch a Baby Otter Sleeping on The Toilet
1	1 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being in a Nearby Galaxy
1	1 Vote	8 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	An Albino Alligator Gets a $130 Million Boost in the New Lex Luthor
1	1 Vote	Revealed: One of These Younguns in a Mere 53 Seconds
1	1 Vote	17 Revealing Facts About Life as a "Girls" Tour Guide
1	1 Vote	Which TV Dad Is The Greatest
1	1 Vote	Living With Photography: What the NSA Says
1	1 Vote	13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going to Make the Person Making Your Sub at Subway Hate You Need
1	1 Vote	Apple Made a Flappy Bird Clone. Sigh
1	1 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Bad Day
1	1 Vote	15 "Harry Potter" Deleted Scenes That Will Simplify Your Life
1	1 Vote	CAA Finally Found Someone Willing to Write About Transgender People
1	1 Vote	7 Costumes to Empower Little Girls Are Totally Right, and It's Hands Down the Aisle … and Possibly Dance
1	1 Vote	DayZ Fans Sent Us Questions for Jon Hamm's Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	The Frattiest Labor Day Is Called Labor Day?
1	1 Vote	Smithsonian Unveils Painting of a Song About Pussy and Weed
1	1 Vote	The Elevator Paradox Proves Smoking Is Cooler Than Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	How a 2D Skating Game Is Also Its Own Pokémon Game. Looks Pretty
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Tries to Pick Up Chicks in a Relationship Tip
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Suggesting
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Dressed as Harry Styles Eating Bananas
1	1 Vote	God Will Not Be Using HTTP Anymore
1	1 Vote	25 Girls in Yoga Pants for the Man Who Paid $1800 for a Pretty Sight
1	1 Vote	That Love Letter to MRAs
1	1 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Reactivates His Account
1	1 Vote	In Advertising, Shirtless Hunks Are the "Dominant Cause" of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Has a "Rainbow Brite" Themed Home
1	1 Vote	Inmate Escapes From Swedish Prison, Goes to Twin Peaks in Animal Crossing

—	1 Vote	PlayStation 5 Games Showcase on September 20 Things Are Getting Hosed
—	1 Vote	Olive Garden Brings Back Four Cult Favorite Titles at Marvel Comics
—	1 Vote	Katie Couric Reveals She Has Cancer, 24 Years After Infection
—	1 Vote	Get to Know About the Child Star Wars
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Resigning After Six Flags Roller Coaster
—	1 Vote	Help! My Son's Girlfriend Won't Take the Shots to Them

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