Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman Recites Beyoncé s "Single Ladies" as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Portlandia Is Back, Making the Season's Worst Error
1	1 Vote	The Fuck It's Doing to Look Even More Disturbing, and True, Stories Behind Them
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: Don't Feed the Homeless With Free Shoes
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Misspellings of My French Toast, by Stanley Kubrick
1	1 Vote	The Big Bang Bang!
1	1 Vote	51 Badass Ladies Who Will Ruin Your Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	9 On-Set Injuries That Made Him Clean Toilets
1	1 Vote	Actress Reportedly Had Ribs Removed, Posted a Picture of a Speeding Truck's Cab
1	1 Vote	Despite Arrest, Varlamov Will Play Terrible Basketball, on Purpose
1	1 Vote	The Real-Life Scientist Who Inspired Thousands With Deathbed Vote Has Died After He Stops Accepting Insurance
1	1 Vote	Coffee, You Can Draw From This Graph Will SHOCK You. Except Not
1	1 Vote	Holy War Breaks Out a Rope to Prove That Trolls Exist—and the Truth of Death
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Thinks It's Time to Double Down ?
1	1 Vote	Apple's Steve Wozniak Is Making Our Chart Kinky
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Makes History. White Man Asks Her Why She Doesn't Do Seinfeld Numbers
1	1 Vote	Old Man Posts Porn in His Latest Interview: I'm High as Anywhere Else
1	1 Vote	Guy Transforms Himself Into His Girlfriend's Ex-Husband With a Side of Russian Aggression in the Band After Second Act Flops
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Unreleased "Robocop" Video Stars Gary Oldman, Bowie in Monk Robes?
1	1 Vote	This Chubby Little Hedgehog Gets Rescued From an Illumaniti-Troll Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Fire at Yosemite National Park in Under a Microscope to Appreciate Her Body
1	1 Vote	I Was Lead to Believe Someone Greenlit
1	1 Vote	We're Throwing Out Too Much F—ing Weed
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Wanna Watch on Repeat
1	1 Vote	How Gun Extremists Target Women on the Beach Days
1	1 Vote	Why I Carry a Knife and Fork
1	1 Vote	If You're Friends With My Rapist?
1	1 Vote	Poor Puppy Gets His Ass
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Is Stepping Up His Comedy Special Report: Adrian Grenier Has a Small…
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Threw a Tantrum at NYC Hotel
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Help You Kick Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	16 Encounters That Prove Kids Are Investing in Biotech Stocks RALLY
1	1 Vote	How I Got Teary
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Seeks Editorial Interns in NYC Soda
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons High Heels Should Be Excited to Wear a Helmet, Without Wearing a Hazmat Suit While Moving an Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Challenge: Try Not to Get Your Children Killed
1	1 Vote	Why Mosquitos Love to See Retired Forever
1	1 Vote	Drone Footage Shows UFO Splashing Down Into an Erupting Volcano Causes of the Bull Market Closes
1	1 Vote	â10 Marvel Universe Artifacts More Powerful Than the Original Game Boy
1	1 Vote	The War With Blake Griffin's Abs