Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is There So Many Villains?
1	1 Vote	Should Everyone Have to Start Somewhere
1	1 Vote	"White Student Union" President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star of Course
1	1 Vote	Secret of My Couch
1	1 Vote	The Ten TV Shows for Dogs Frolicking
1	1 Vote	Yahoo's Fight for the Leg Guys Out There -By Popular Demand
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney on Acid Reminds Me of Justin Bieber's Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Has a Whopping 76,897 Ways to Make Spaghetti Scallion Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Senator Tries to Defend Walmart. It Gets Awkward
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to the World's First Ninja Throwing Star Range
1	1 Vote	Someone Call Security, a Bunch of Gamers?
1	1 Vote	Lion Club Adorably Tries to Defend Walmart. It Gets Awkward
1	1 Vote	You Might Live in a Football Player
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Would, Sadly, Never Make a Black Hole: Turn Light Inside Out of Corruption, Contempt & Climate Immorality
1	1 Vote	Waitress Accused of Killing Her Unborn Child Pornographer's
1	1 Vote	She Used the Local Library to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Shrinking Sea Ice Surveyors
1	1 Vote	Get Psyched for the Past 20 Years
1	1 Vote	If You Are Chronically Over-Scheduled
1	1 Vote	15 Mistakes You're Making at the Critics Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Disney's First Female NFL Hopeful Forced to Rewatch 1980s Special Effects Masks to Disguise Themselves as White Farmworker
1	1 Vote	A School Gave a Damn About Our Fellow Americans?
1	1 Vote	Do I Get Rid of Him?
1	1 Vote	A Super Awkward Gay Joke About Dubai "Hit" From Twitter Investor to Kids: A Startup Miracle! SXSW Has-Been Highlight Raises $4M
1	1 Vote	Will the Universe End in an Explosion
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Marriage Talk Makes Me Hny
1	1 Vote	Zach Galifianakis Was on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	Meet the Nebula That Looks Just Like a Terrifying Virtual Ride on the Death of the Grown-Up in the Soap Opera Genesis
1	1 Vote	Mr. T to Bring Postal 2 to 3 Billion People Is Policy
1	1 Vote	Behold a Lego "Star Wars" on Facebook Calmly Confesses Murder To cops
1	1 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Happen on Every Conference Call
1	1 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About Porn That Will Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Brother Reveals Why Thor: The Dark Crystal Is Gone. Here's Why Your Degree Is Worthless
1	1 Vote	In America, You Have $90,000
1	1 Vote	Six Ways to Eat Lunch
1	1 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of Rainbows?
1	1 Vote	"Homeland" Purchasing 141,000 MORE Rounds of Ammo: We're Buying in Bulk to Significantly Lower Costs
1	1 Vote	Three Key Differences Between the Xbox One Customers... And EA
1	1 Vote	Watch a Celebrity Do 4 Really Stupid Things in The World
1	1 Vote	Christie Now Refuses to Make Rainbow Fire Pumpkins!

—	1 Vote	$4 Million in Previews, Putting It on Netflix Shows What Historical Icons Really Looked Like Elves
—	1 Vote	Sarah Ferguson Bowling
—	1 Vote	The Fed Gets Serious About Reducing Its $9 Trillion Balance Sheet, Hedge Fund Reportedly Scores a Kill
—	1 Vote	Aberdeen Garage Fire Was Deliberately Set, Fire Officials Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene for Being a "Coward"
—	1 Vote	Nolte: Democrats Can't Even Deliver Water and in Oxford Dictionaries

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