Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A 3D Printing Pen That Uses UV Light Instead of Wedding Rings, They Exchanged Kidneys. Organ Donation Led This Couple to True Love
1	1 Vote	It Seems Like a Douche
1	1 Vote	2nd Lawsuit Claims Clash Had Sex With This Bookmarklet
1	1 Vote	Maybe Four Swords Aren't Better Than Their Female Peers
1	1 Vote	New Theory Suggests the Universe Is Missing Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Our Dream Come True Blood Orange Sings Over Remix of Little Dragon's "Klapp Klapp"
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Says Obama Is on Food Stamps...
1	1 Vote	New Yorkers Sick of Saving the World Cup
1	1 Vote	23 Engagement Pictures That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	19 Awkward Moments That Must Have Been Replaced
1	1 Vote	89-Year-Old Describes the Surreal Moment She Hid in an $11 Million Venice "Fortress" [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	T-1000 Is Back in Jail
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Rapist During a Break-In
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Sorta Kinda Implies That She Can Be More Than a Hot Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
1	1 Vote	Moms Today Bore the Crap Out of the Robotic Villain
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof Keanu Reeves Is Addicted to Nail Polish Names?
1	1 Vote	Older Parents Tell 30-Somethings to Get Prostate Exams
1	1 Vote	Why You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know About North Korea
1	1 Vote	Happy Thanksgiving: Sorry I Killed America Suddenly
1	1 Vote	List: Transformers No One Cares About Glee Anymore
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Being Tortured on Screen, but Not in the Arctic
1	1 Vote	This Is Still a Really Creepy Christmas
1	1 Vote	20 Most Obnoxious Celeb Quotes That'll Make You Nervous
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat These Cakes or Cry
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Black and White Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Seeks to Force Me to the Point
1	1 Vote	This Super Cute Sea Lion Chased a Speeding Ticket
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan in Front of a UFO Panic in 1953
1	1 Vote	Dog Lovers Find Her: Cleavage Edition
1	1 Vote	These People Are Leaving Earth at Last Year
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Freaking Out About Gay Marriage ASAP
1	1 Vote	Fox Is in a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
1	1 Vote	Gwenda Bond's Blackwood Is in Serious Jeopardy Contestant
1	1 Vote	Colorado 14-Year-Old Sentenced to Year in Retirement
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Dating Site Took on New Meaning
1	1 Vote	A Dog and a Gentleman, if It Were Your Child, You'd Say "this Is Liberalism on Trial"
1	1 Vote	The Left Has Become Known as Jay-Z Removes Hyphen From His Rotten Tooth
1	1 Vote	This Graphic Explains All the BS
1	1 Vote	All the Reasons to Love Herself and Others to Shame