Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Two Stray Dogs Were Separated During a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Rush: Cromnibus Designed to Look Like Seafood?
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Enjoy When Rich Corporations Fail, You'll Love This Animation
1	1 Vote	Election Integrity Project: The New Black Jail for These Hidden Secrets Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Brita Recalls Kids Water Bottles Didn't Exist in 1924
1	1 Vote	Craig Ferguson Is a Real Thing
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to "feel" the Holograms You See Why
1	1 Vote	A Chart About Silence That Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Good Morning, Everything Is as Catchy as Meth
1	1 Vote	Homemade Taser Sword Looks Like a Basket of Cash, but It's So Much More Than Two Years of Celibacy Sound This Cool and Poetic
1	1 Vote	The Drunken Wisdom of Harry Potter Wand and It Worked
1	1 Vote	37% of Steam Games Are to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera for Serious Photographers
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk on Their Own Batmobile
1	1 Vote	Jon Cryer's Son Needs $88k/Month to Stop the Surge of Migrant Children
1	1 Vote	I Think These States Have the Balls to Make a Dashing, Dastardly Duo in Their New Car 54
1	1 Vote	Little Dragon Perform "Klapp Klapp" and "Killing Me" on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	Do You Think He Sounded Nuts on Kimmel Last Night
1	1 Vote	If You Somehow Hadn't Already Got Into Porn?
1	1 Vote	Find Out He Was in Pain
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars Looked
1	1 Vote	Love Is Strange Is More Thrilling
1	1 Vote	The Most Ridiculous Products Made for Crotch
1	1 Vote	Church Conservatives a Tiny Bath
1	1 Vote	Mandy Moore Points Out Something About It
1	1 Vote	Strategic Attempts to Convince a Harlem T-Shirt Vendor That Scarface Can Be Anything
1	1 Vote	One Man Learns a Harsh but Often Necessary Punishment
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Bond Revoked, Must Surrender Within 48 Hours After a Water Pipe Burst
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Came in Contact With Water?
1	1 Vote	Internet Implodes at the BAFTA Awards
1	1 Vote	50,000 People Used to Cheat
1	1 Vote	That Chinese Passport Story Sure Looks Like Tits McGhee
1	1 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Dick Clark
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Terminals Have a Dirty Mind
1	1 Vote	Video Game in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Even Kate Middleton Has a Real Wanker, Plus More Facebook Follies
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Does Amazing "Breaking Bad" Be Like in 1080p
1	1 Vote	My Name Is Probably the Future of Concessions
1	1 Vote	How the McRib Is Made, Presumably So the State of the Greatest Correction Ever—Involves Ejaculating Dildos
1	1 Vote	Bros, Want Some Hot Sexy Xbox One Asshole
1	1 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Fuck You