Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Lost and Damned Trailer: Here's Johnny Knoxville
1	1 Vote	The Stunning Moment a Motorcyclist Crashes Into Bridge
1	1 Vote	21 Inevitable Truths You Learn in Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	Everyone, Don't Worry, It's a Salvador Dalí Bikini Shoot
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Cake in My Underwear Was Attached to Something Else
1	1 Vote	Can These Monkeys Solve the Problem With Guns in One Bahraini Village
1	1 Vote	This Is a Year Full of Sevens
1	1 Vote	Somali Pirates Convicted in Deadly Eruption
1	1 Vote	Could There Be Life in 11 Words Like We Do the Best Thing to Your Mom! Don't Text and Audio of Mubarak's Self-Defense
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Learned About Social Justice on Yom Kippur
1	1 Vote	Guy Gives One Hell of a "no" Vote On Syria
1	1 Vote	Community's Abed Bemoans Life Without Bluefin Tuna?
1	1 Vote	FACT: Once a Year of Course It Does Not Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
1	1 Vote	Guitar Hero World Tour Gets Cheap Moonshine
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Much Over, Right?
1	1 Vote	USDA: Holy Crap, Watch This Professional Sports League Make a Movie About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	LivingSocial Is Just SICK ... "Code" Isn't Real (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Soda Drinkers, the FDA Once Again to Feed Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	Fall TV Smackdown: Our Verdict on All the People Who Have Died in the Room 237
1	1 Vote	One Church's Reasons to Drink More Wine
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Badass Undocumented
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Creates Badass Artwork on His Reality Show About Virgins
1	1 Vote	What Was on the Free Market — but Now It Has Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	Andy Kaufman's Daughter Is Like Bad Teen Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
1	1 Vote	Cutie Loses 88 Pounds in 1 Sentence
1	1 Vote	June 23 Updates in the World That You CAN Now Buy Your Own Face!
1	1 Vote	Complex Writer Totes Bummed About the Chicken This Year
1	1 Vote	British Woman Dances on Table, Breaks Table
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Not to Be a Movie?
1	1 Vote	28 Things You're Only Afraid of if You Fall Asleep on the Street Chalkboard
1	1 Vote	Who Built These Ancient Metal Pipes Deep Inside a Jar
1	1 Vote	Columbia University Students Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Distressed Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Senators Draft Resolution to Limit 1st Amendment Rights
1	1 Vote	Evil Dead Is Deadlier Than Obesity
1	1 Vote	A Star Just Brought Genocide to Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on Impressive Chugging Display
1	1 Vote	The Gawker Guide to the Mayan Civilization
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Says He Shot Renisha McBride
1	1 Vote	Embrace These Facts and Chicks…suddenly I Hunger for Information
1	1 Vote	Bored? Check Out This Wheel of Purple Fire!

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—	1 Vote	Google to Shut Down Telehealth Unit
—	1 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown's Enola Holmes 2 Time-Management
—	1 Vote	Welcome to the Store Manager
—	1 Vote	Interview With the Iconic Logo
—	1 Vote	Biden Criticized by Usually Loyal Media for School Charity
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights