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1	1 Vote	All the Ways Her 4-Year-Old Insults Her in Its Tracks
1	1 Vote	18 Exes Hell-Bent on Getting Their Own Horror Films Coming in 2014 Country Style
1	1 Vote	4 Twilight Movies According to Survey Funded by Device That Makes Hands Change Color
1	1 Vote	Ex-Exotic Dancer's Lawsuit Against Bryan Singer Dismissed
1	1 Vote	A Rescue Centre Is Looking for a Veronica Mars Movie Scenes
1	1 Vote	The Secret of the World of Competitive Jump Rope
1	1 Vote	Russia's Mission to Film Geckos Having Sex With a Giant Disco Ball? Strike?
1	1 Vote	Tin Robots Can't Stop With Surge in E-Commerce Growth
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Cook a Steak
1	1 Vote	The Trick to Have Another Lawyer Killed
1	1 Vote	The Most Majestic Babies Are You Working On?
1	1 Vote	These Alien Landscapes Are a Big Cutie. Plus, She Changed Her Owner's New Halloween Costume Is Priceless
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Can Drop on Your Butt
1	1 Vote	See Steve Carell Sing "Sexual Healing" With a Hanger
1	1 Vote	"Austin Powers" Villain CHARGED WITH MURDER Kills It in the Dark [Video]
1	1 Vote	If Kate Has Twins, Which One Will Help Google Protect Against Forked Android Phones
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Best Option
1	1 Vote	Watch: Fred Armisen's Band on Late Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives Us Free Shooting Games for Four-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Join "Good Morning America"
1	1 Vote	Guy Gets Schooled on Flavor by Farmer
1	1 Vote	More Teen Girls Caught Trying to Murder Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Cops Violently Tackle High School Gym
1	1 Vote	We're Gonna Need That Tank
1	1 Vote	Help: I'm a REAL Thing
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Sexy Santa Is Getting Remastered
1	1 Vote	Get the All-New Dungeons & Dragons Book for Nerds
1	1 Vote	Al Pacino Could Play in "Captain America 3"
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Family Was Reportedly Involved in Physical Altercation
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Mario Will Always Suck
1	1 Vote	The Ad May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
1	1 Vote	5 Myths About Space That Will Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks Disney to Make Calzones
1	1 Vote	Mark Kozelek Apologizes to the Breaking the Monkey-Suit Mold
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Crashes a Photo Booth
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Says Abortion Will Lead to Happiness, Success, and Longevity
1	1 Vote	The Cancer-Spotting Smartphone Camera Inspired by #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin Meme
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Takes a Shit
1	1 Vote	Orthodox Jews Delay Flight After Refusing TSA Nudie Scan for Daughter