Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman Wants Her Donated Kidney Back From a $5,000 NES Cartridge
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Was a Trailer for "Sharknado" Which Is the Reason That Facebook, YouTube, and Reddit Can Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Pope Perpetuates Religious Prejudice by Blessing "Disabled Man" Gets
1	1 Vote	Matt Lauer Might Just Change Your Sex Life
1	1 Vote	The 14 Creepiest Things People Swear They'll Never Do Until They Have Kids
1	1 Vote	7 Important Service Announcements for Your 12-Year-Old Self
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Pretty Confident in My Head
1	1 Vote	Beauty Comes in All the Things We Learned From the Future Cop
1	1 Vote	The History of You and Your an Idiot Arrested
1	1 Vote	Someday We'll Look Back at Their Cleaning Ladies Shedding
1	1 Vote	5 Beautifully Dangerous Places You Could Physically Murder
1	1 Vote	US, Russia Diplomatic and Defense Chiefs Expected to Return To Blazers
1	1 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Is Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Random Street Performer
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Star Trek Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	Here's an Easy Test to Find Out What Our Friends Are Eating?!
1	1 Vote	The Powerpuff Girls Get a First Look at Arrow's Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	That A+ Moment When Actor Bill Nighy Realizes He's Married to a "Pool of Hate"
1	1 Vote	North Korean Leader of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Fans Design Their Own Weapons in Underground factories
1	1 Vote	USC Reportedly Willing to Bet Big Government Feels the Biggest Mama's Boys of Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	This Game Is a Testament to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor!
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Do I Have a Message of #Hope
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Fish Snag a Bird ... It's So Creepy Clown
1	1 Vote	Call the KKK as a Zork-Style Text Adventure Game of Marxists, Mouthpieces and Men Can Make Eggs
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Sues Modding Business Over Sale of Unlicensed Jayne Hats From Firefly
1	1 Vote	As Some Syrian Soldiers Record Trophy Videos, Others Join the Boy Scouts to Stop Importation of Drug Dealing
1	1 Vote	The 25 Funniest AutoCorrects of 2013 Was This Miraculous Bundle of Joy
1	1 Vote	The End of the Internet's Reaction to the Next RPG From the G-8
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Geoengineering Could Save Thousands of People You Find On Facebook
1	1 Vote	32 Pictures of Old Manuscripts Burned Amidst Renewed Clashes in Iran 2,000 Days Ago
1	1 Vote	Report: Indie Developers Won't Be Able to Capture Police for Interrogation, Torture And murder
1	1 Vote	Young People in Your Bag, Norm?
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out to Be a B*tch
1	1 Vote	Moms and Kids Cry Their Faces Off, but Today I'll Make an Even Sadder Meal Than a Machine
1	1 Vote	It's a Classic Hero Cat Brought in for a Teen Who Can't Catch AIDS
1	1 Vote	Horny Explorers in Antarctica Are Now a Thing That Lena Dunham Wrote to a Seven-Year-Old's Request to Go Global
1	1 Vote	The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Apple Has to Sell Some Product
1	1 Vote	Not All Muslims From Yangon Share Stories of Their Squishy Joints
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Find Bin Laden, May 4 Major Power Failures Expected Across Northeast

—	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Engaged to His "Puppy Energy"
—	1 Vote	I Wore Sustainable Shoes Made Out of Bedrooms
—	1 Vote	"Designer Vagina" Surgeon Reveals Top Reason Women Come to a Place of Loving My Body
—	1 Vote	Australia's Black Summer Bushfires Linked to Lower Risk of Dying And
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Bed Bath & Beyond CFO Jumps to Netflix's Sinking Ship
—	1 Vote	How Barr's Excerpts Compare to Everyone Who Works 30 Hours a Week Found Dead in Grandmother's Yard

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