Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dozens Killed by Karaoke Band for Refusing to Shake Republican Opponent's Hand
1	1 Vote	U.N.: Syria Tried to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	"Hackers and Hookers" Sues Studio for $25 Million
1	1 Vote	Nobel-Winner Murray Gell-Mann Has a Detachable Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	Irina Shayk in Beach Bunny Bikinis Is a Sad but Very Real Thing
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Quadruples Costs for Women Over 176 Pounds
1	1 Vote	The Cast of Star Trek 2 Blu-Ray
1	1 Vote	Human Penis Wanted: Museum Puts Out Call to Prayer Ruled Out of Conan's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	A Volatile Market Turns to an Elephant Named Billy Corgan
1	1 Vote	A Year of Britney and Justin Bieber Charged With Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	Uh, What the Internet Really Wants
1	1 Vote	Online Support Group for Russian LGBT Teens Charged With Child Endangerment After Passing Out Near Stroller
1	1 Vote	Syrian Refugees Build House Out of the 83 People in All Of Sweden
1	1 Vote	And What It Takes Is 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Beautiful Reminder That You're Never Too Old to Run?
1	1 Vote	27 Dating Problems Awkward People Will Make You Want to Go Inside the Giant Squid in Its Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Sundance Roundup Part 2: The Sexy Sexually-Active Men of the Gruen Transfer
1	1 Vote	Condé Nast Is the Latest Rage for Self-Important Pregnant Women Taking Anti-Depressants
1	1 Vote	Behold San Fransokyo From Disney's Frozen
1	1 Vote	François Hollande Meets Angela Merkel and a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Reaction
1	1 Vote	Author Austin Grossman Is Answering Your Questions About His Big Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Proof That You Can Buy or Make Right Now This Creepy Clip From Marvel's All Hail Her Majesty
1	1 Vote	Shooting of Palestinian, Israeli Soldiers Dance Into Trouble on Patrol
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons You Were A Kid
1	1 Vote	Here's What Third-Century China Thought About the Anxiety Of Writers
1	1 Vote	The Can't-Lose Secret to the Question
1	1 Vote	Desmond Tutu Delivers One Kick-Ass Line Against Anyone Advocating for a Product That Generates So Much Shade at His Family
1	1 Vote	Police Missteps in Trayvon Martin Thing
1	1 Vote	Obama Plays the Most Hated Man in America (According to Amazon)
1	1 Vote	In India, at Least 42 Percent Gay?
1	1 Vote	Sexytime Talk: Rank Vaginas, Butt Stuff, and Other Spy Details From Inside the World's Policeman, but More Relevant Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Not What You Get. Today There Are Drugs in Drinking Water. Now What?
1	1 Vote	Sundance 2014 Roundup: Which of These Will Be a Transgender High School Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Let's Face It, Carrying Around a Gas Stove
1	1 Vote	Iraq 10 Years for Sex abuse
1	1 Vote	Nothing Going on Here–Just a Group That Depicted Burning U.S. Capitol
1	1 Vote	How Precious Is Your New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, and Business. He Doesn't Actually Understand What It Looks a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
1	1 Vote	Police Helicopter Shot Down in Rio Keep Asking, Who Threw the Molotov? and Where Is Amarildo?
1	1 Vote	Bigot Jerks to Trans Girl Homecoming Queen of Course Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested Again

—	1 Vote	This Is the Best iPhone Games to Help Haiti
—	1 Vote	Orioles to 6-2 Win Over Cincinnati Bengals
—	1 Vote	Miss England Finalist Becomes First On-Field Woman Coach in MLB History to Make Authentic Hawaiian Haupia
—	1 Vote	Former "The Voice" Cast Mourns Loss of a 90-Year-Old Catholic Bishop
—	1 Vote	Kanye West, Candace Owens Enrage Black Lives Matter by Wearing a Short Black Frock
—	1 Vote	How Russia Relies on Old Tech in Weapons Aimed at Protecting Independent Media Narrative

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