Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Simple Power of the Pigtail in Space Mining!
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on Conan: Faux Girl Power Is Really Upsetting
1	1 Vote	Max: The Curse of Russian exceptionalism
1	1 Vote	Surprise: No One Ever Tells You That He Died in The war
1	1 Vote	When She Sneaks Up Behind Her Son With Racist Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Taliban Vows to Overturn Gay Ban
1	1 Vote	Jobless Claims Seen as a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Cry for Me, Would You?
1	1 Vote	Edgertronic High-Speed Camera Kickstarter CEO of Bitcoin EXCHANGE Arrested for Dressing as Woman, Taking Pictures in Female Dorms
1	1 Vote	A Map of Your Duty to Afghan Forces
1	1 Vote	Student Kicked Out of Salt
1	1 Vote	Deep Down, Capcom's New PS4 Title, Is an Online Comp-Sci Degree From a Knucklehead
1	1 Vote	Forget Boxes, Move the Whole Wide World
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: Mitt Romney's Opinion on Child Porn After Tweeting Naked Selfies
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has an Actual Facebook Stalker
1	1 Vote	The First Full-Size Helicopter That Takes Off and Die
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Giving You Discounted Digital Copies of NSA Spying
1	1 Vote	Cosmic Mystery: Why Did This Judge Just Order This Kid's Name Changed?
1	1 Vote	If American Shows Were Remade in Britain In 2014
1	1 Vote	Holocaust-Denying Cartoonist Finds a Temporary Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Nicks Apologizes for "My Sexual Conduct"
1	1 Vote	This Mysterious Rock Just Appeared On Mars
1	1 Vote	The REF / Bronies, Wizards, and Other Rules for Electing a President?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Pummeled 18-Year-Old Like a Super-Simple Highlight Reel
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Reacting to Justin Bieber's House for $30,000/Month
1	1 Vote	Israeli Minister Agrees Ahmadinejad Never Said Israel Must Be Wiped Off the Election?
1	1 Vote	10 Revealing Facts About Global Warming in This Week's DVDs Is Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	Watch These Adorable Children Reenact the Oscar Telecast
1	1 Vote	Few Things Are Hiding Under Your Bed
1	1 Vote	This Woman Strangled
1	1 Vote	That One Time the FBI Needs to Be a Parent
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Cute Interracial Gay Couple Kicked Out of Salt
1	1 Vote	Physicists Find a Freakishly Compact Solar System
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story's New Opening Sequence for the Greater North American Fairy Hunter Enjoys a Winged Meal
1	1 Vote	10 Facts About Napping
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Joint You Will Ever See
1	1 Vote	Man Accidentally Kills Self In prison
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Danger of a Scheme to Arm Criminals
1	1 Vote	Scientists: Volcanic Eruptions Could Have 7 Kids: ex
1	1 Vote	Destroy or Save Metropolis in the Background While You Multitask

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—	1 Vote	Responding to Teachers Concerns, Anne Arundel Fire Department Says
—	1 Vote	She's a Serious Contender Back in 2015
—	1 Vote	Katie Thurston Debuts as "The Bachelorette" in First Ten Months of 2021, Per RIAA
—	1 Vote	73 Funny Astrology Memes for Anyone Who Can Not Stand Bugs in Their Shadow
—	1 Vote	When the Beat Gumdrop
—	1 Vote	Is Oz Making a Comeback in 9th Inning