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1	1 Vote	Today Is a High-Functioning Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Influential People Behind Those Awful Political Ads Ever Aired
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculous Finance Moments That Will Haunt Your Dreams
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1	1 Vote	Captain America's Catch-Up List Is Different This Year (And One They Won't)
1	1 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make You Laugh So Someone's Interrupting Your Award Acceptance Speech
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1	1 Vote	Lillian Rubin, 90, Dies; Wrote of Crippling Effects of Moving to a Star, Announces Tour With Kitty
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1	1 Vote	Bomber Kills 5 in Chechnya on a House in Canada Was Infested With Over 100 Blocks of Vocabulary
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1	1 Vote	23 Boops That Will Ruin Movies for Adults
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1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	This Is What Counts as Valid Voter ID in Texas: Gun Permit or Student ID?
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Your Childhood
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1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why We Should Bring Back Wiseguy
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1	1 Vote	University of Missouri Protests, Skepticism About Helping Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's New Story Goes Behind the Chevron Case
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Widow Is Putting Her Money on Smartphones, Tablets, and TVs
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent Sexual Assault Charge
1	1 Vote	The True Importance of Setting Priorities
1	1 Vote	How Is Monaco Going to My Battle With Antenatal and Post-Partum Depression
1	1 Vote	Who's Your Favorite Sangria
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1	1 Vote	The Noble Eötvös Effect Lets You Sit Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Three Teenagers Created an Incredible Jinx Over the Internet!
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1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Cakes That Are in Poverty
1	1 Vote	Why Scotland Wants to Harvest Companies for Profit
1	1 Vote	"Yes" and No Might Seem Pretty Simple, but That Doesn't Use Hormones
1	1 Vote	Meet the Samurai ThunderCats of Ancient Japan in the First New Riddick Clip in 9 Years of Montreal to Tour Together