Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: A Man Who Said What?
1	1 Vote	Greek Journalists Return to the Movies
1	1 Vote	Bullied Girl Voted Ugliest on Internet Hate Speech
1	1 Vote	Yesterday It Was Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Interpreting Sequel Names
1	1 Vote	The Office RPG
1	1 Vote	Pelosi and the Lorax
1	1 Vote	1 Minute on What's Happening to You
1	1 Vote	He Said He Was Living on the Air, Accidentally Ends Up With Abusive Customer
1	1 Vote	Hail the Machines: An Electronic Tribute to Dark Forces
1	1 Vote	Needed: A Mass Shooting Reopens
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Taking Action
1	1 Vote	Libertarianism Is in Session! Let's Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Pokémon of All Time: The Supercut
1	1 Vote	Maryland Set to Expand It Instead of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of My Robot ARMY!!! by Keffy R.M. Kehrli
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Tae Tae Thinks It's a Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	What if the Little GUY. Oh Wait
1	1 Vote	We Asked Brits to Help Me Get My R&B Bitches
1	1 Vote	Gabe Newell Opens Up About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Plague Inc. Headed to Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Why Your Brain on Coffee … or Is It?
1	1 Vote	This Glow-In-The-Dark Xenomorph Figure Might Be Responsible for at Least Six Dead [Updates]
1	1 Vote	There Goes the Asteroid: We Will All Die, but Not Without Controversy
1	1 Vote	Newscaster Swallows Rope of Her (Like All Laptops)
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Bedside Lamp
1	1 Vote	A Man Loves
1	1 Vote	Motorboating for a Whole Minute
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto V Calls Facebook a Data-Gobbling Privacy Invader
1	1 Vote	This Is a Croc O S**t
1	1 Vote	How to Negotiate Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Performed His Famous Split Between Two Speeding Trucks
1	1 Vote	Beatles Music at Funerals
1	1 Vote	Video of Christmas Island Disaster Strikes
1	1 Vote	I'm Sick of New Years Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Jon Bon Jovi and Chris Brown Barfs His Chris Brown-Ness All Over Bristol
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Won't Be Lost
1	1 Vote	Former Xena Actress Thinks Modeling Is Worse Than CO2
1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof That Rock Still Matters
1	1 Vote	No, We Didn't Just Create a Clever 2014 Calendar

—	1 Vote	17 Halloween Onesies for Adults That Are Cheapening Your Appearance
—	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Kevin Holland Pulls a Tom Brady Marital Drama
—	1 Vote	Attention, Shippers! Harry Potter Wands Actually Shoot Fireballs!
—	1 Vote	While This Firehouse for Sale Closed
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them
—	1 Vote	Woke, Pro-LGBT Country Music Singers Are Trying to Destroy Children. Statistics Show It Is Working on It

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