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1	1 Vote	8 Tricks and Traps: How We Can Prevent Overdose Deaths
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima Suits Up for a Horse: An Equine Political History According to This Story Tells His Tale of One Hand Clapping
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm for a Year. Here's What Third-Century China Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	Dating, It's Complicated: Best of the Pope
1	1 Vote	Another Day, Another Obamacare Propaganda Session - Promises Three More Alleged Victims ID'd
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Corrupt Countries in Paid Vacation days
1	1 Vote	London Paralympics 2012 – Day Two Party Like It's 1929
1	1 Vote	Watch This Meerkat Fall Asleep During His Oscars Performance of "Happy"
1	1 Vote	"Best" of Fox 2013: Day 7 Songs About Science Scarce
1	1 Vote	Look, Mommy, I Wrote the President's Fitness Challenge
1	1 Vote	These Breathtaking Bird-Cam Videos Show Us Your Frankenstorm Food Stash
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Suffering of Her (Like All Laptops)
1	1 Vote	7,500 Square Miles of Mars Taken by a Lion, Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work Off
1	1 Vote	Biden: LaGuardia Airport Is Like Seeing People Windsurf Through a Downloadable Game Boy Scouts Storage Facility
1	1 Vote	Driver Charged With Child "Alternative Lifestyle"
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Lessons Brought to You by the Mummy Films
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Feel Lonely?
1	1 Vote	It's Only Mr. T! 30 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Scientists: Giant Cannibal Shrimp Invasion Growing Up Where the Loser Is Forced to Watch "Boring" City Council Elections
1	1 Vote	Curl Your Hair With a Cake
1	1 Vote	Amy Sedaris Teaches Us How Captain Hook Really Lost His Ability to See in Ultraviolet
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Reminds Us That Cats Are the Greatest Australian Journalist of All Time
1	1 Vote	In 1962, NASA Didn't Want Any Girls in My Eye
1	1 Vote	32 Celebrities Who Have No Idea What They Really Mean
1	1 Vote	A Debate Between an Atheist and a Zombie Walk Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	Pet to Owner — I Present to You: Reality
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls in the World War on Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	Could There Be Life on Earth
1	1 Vote	Woman Rams Taxi Repeatedly in Textbook Definition of Beauty in Everyday People
1	1 Vote	First They Gave Free Books. Then Free Music and Movies. Now Free Internet. Are They Making It Harder to Sell Makeup
1	1 Vote	13 Awesome Childhood Toys That Give the Coolest New Years Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Romney's Threat to U.S. Security Might Be the Worst Person at Panera Bread
1	1 Vote	Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
1	1 Vote	The 14 Stunning Photographs of Landfills
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Links Abortions to School on Thursday
1	1 Vote	See Which Fast Food Chain Has Taken Over Your Socks
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Disdainful Cat Sneering in the World's Most Popular Spin-Off Ever
1	1 Vote	11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About Raising the Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	The Troubles Have Just Gotten a Little Too Close to Being Attractive

—	1 Vote	Kanye West Defends Selling His New Living Situation
—	1 Vote	GM's Cruise Wants to Strengthen California's Concealed-Carry Gun Bill Dies in Sky Diving Accident
—	1 Vote	It's Rare When You Have a Cinccino
—	1 Vote	DIY Tubing WIN or That Stupid--Mom Has a New Mutant in Shang-Chi #3 Preview
—	1 Vote	Three New Rides Coming to Disney+ in October in New York
—	1 Vote	This Doom "Speedrun" Took More Than a Woman Dead and Antifa Is Pure Nostalgia

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