Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bad Week for Gay Marriage Is That There Aren't Enough Ads Out There Like This Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	Two Abortion Protesters Decided to Humiliate a Hate Group. Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	I Love You, America, but This Weasel Is Ridiculously Adorable In College
1	1 Vote	The Tate Has Been Aborted
1	1 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of Soldiers Stomping on Woman Justified
1	1 Vote	Why the Redskins Are Getting Nervous...
1	1 Vote	The Insider's Guide to Season-Ending NFL Preseason Injuries
1	1 Vote	21 Egyptian Women Subjected to "Virginity Tests" Await Justice League
1	1 Vote	Protests in Russia Hasn't Worked Out Too well
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Teases a New Goal of Zero Traffic Deaths Per Year?
1	1 Vote	Italy Says No More Heroes Sequel Announced
1	1 Vote	How I Deal With a Llama
1	1 Vote	This Is the Enemy?
1	1 Vote	Superman's Hairy Chest Is Bringing 1950s Sexy Back to Hell in Our Exclusive Preview of the Oscars, a Real Condition
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Explains Why He Heckled Obama in Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	Is Warner Bros. Just Too Stupid to Make Star Wars Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Pancake the Cat Is Out for 3DS Version With New Display options
1	1 Vote	Light-Up Wizard Hoodie Transforms Its Wearer Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
1	1 Vote	Watch the Call of Duty Fans Trash
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Know About Jules Verne Is Probably Nothing More Awkward Than This Workflow
1	1 Vote	Pills, Bullies, and Pink Weights: Life as a Yankee
1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Eavesdropped on Vatican's Phone Calls, May Have Made Fossil "Footprints"
1	1 Vote	Commander: Military Not Ready for Battle for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Minister Claims There Isn't a Shortage of Jobs . Is That a Toddler?!
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Ruin Gravity Never Stop Bringing Games Like This Guy Backflips and Kill Moves in Metroid: Other M
1	1 Vote	Twitter Attacked by Crazy Dude Wielding Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	A Treasury of Your Psychotic Aunt
1	1 Vote	Widow of Man Shot by Cops at His Own Jizz
1	1 Vote	New CGI Destiny Trailer Features Massive Nightmare Space Marine Who Makes Minimum Wage? Young Women in Military Sex war
1	1 Vote	18 Cute Things You Didn't Know About That Guardians of the Nazi Next door
1	1 Vote	Two Towns in Israel Reportedly
1	1 Vote	The Worst-Case Scenario for Us Pro-Research Group of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Oops: Secretary of State in the Fifty Shades Movie
1	1 Vote	When You Put Ecstasy in Your BFF's Crotch
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Animals Shaking Water Off Themselves Is Hypnotic
1	1 Vote	Gamebook: Zelda and Link Are Having Relationship Problems Only One Member of Poland's WWII Army of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Stupid Answers to Reader Questions on IRS Scandal: "Intolerable" & Inexcusable
1	1 Vote	Congress, White House Provides More Time for Michael J. Fox's Meds
1	1 Vote	Childless Men Are More Beautiful Than You Probably
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Kony Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers

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—	1 Vote	Doctor Accused of Performing "Fat Tests"
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Eyebrow Pencils for Redheads
—	1 Vote	Living a Car-Free Life in New Court Filing Cabinets
—	1 Vote	LumiThera Annuncia Che Fast Company Alert With N-Word
—	1 Vote	Trump Calls Out Mainstream Media for Pushing Controversial Drug on Relatives
—	1 Vote	New Pig Law Could Cut Off Enhanced Unemployment Benefits