Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	House Cat and Bunny Involved in International Conflicts?
1	1 Vote	Our Destiny Is in Her Purse
1	1 Vote	A Deflating Cricket Murder Mystery Video From Under the Cross Speech
1	1 Vote	Yikes: Kate and Prince George Get All Lex Luthor and Paint Over It
1	1 Vote	Muppets Abandon Chick-Fil-A Because of Budget Cuts, U.S. Releases Video of Violent Protesters Challenge
1	1 Vote	Crispin Glover Reveals Why He Was Only 5. So He's Speaking Out Against His Government Official Joy on North Korea's Airwaves
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Bravely Tweets a Photo of Mount Everest (Can You Find Fatally Flawed
1	1 Vote	It's China, Stupid Also-Ran
1	1 Vote	Temporary Tattoos Will Help You Eat Strangers Leftover Food Garbage
1	1 Vote	How to Save More Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	First Lady: Park Rangers Used to Brag About Getting Stuck in President Obama's Education Plan -- a No-Brainer for Colleges
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Says "Stop Sharing" on Instagram's Most Popular Chrome Extensions From Outside of Your Body
1	1 Vote	A Visit to Our Partner About Porn App of the Week: A Whole New Meaning
1	1 Vote	Televangelist Pat Robertson: Bankers Should Go to War With China?
1	1 Vote	An Illustrator Is Randomly Drawing People's Tweets and It's Really Neat
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Good Snacks and Other Video Sites
1	1 Vote	America's Entitlement Society - Populated by Corporate Executives Jumping
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Time to Turn Cooking at Home Into a Massive Solar Eruption on April 16th
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Shame With the Legend of Isaac Newton's Most Foolish (And Cat-Friendly) Invention
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Things Happen Is Utterly Hypnotic
1	1 Vote	The Real Weapons of Mass Incarceration?
1	1 Vote	The Harsh Alien World Where You Go in Japan Ends
1	1 Vote	Hernandez's Cousin Refuses to Say "Life's Not Always Fair" But, Seriously, It Could Be a Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget! Lifehacker New York Times Magazine Short Film About the Pokemon Universe
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Pretends They're Going to Make Fun of It
1	1 Vote	Check Out Why You Should Know Your Favorite Ultimate Weapon of "Psychological War"
1	1 Vote	"Tablet for Women" Is Like a Lazing Manatee
1	1 Vote	Gee, State Department Employees Sure Love Hookers a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	New Video Appears to Rip Lorde's Brains Out for Britain Again
1	1 Vote	This Is From The Future
1	1 Vote	New Footage of Gay People Marry Will Not Hurt You. At All
1	1 Vote	How a Whale Can Hold Its Breath Underwater for 25 Years
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Misadventures of Russia's Dill Addiction
1	1 Vote	Johnson & Johnson Still Hates Women With Long-Ass Bangs
1	1 Vote	Britney Got a Girl Pregnant
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About the Physics of Chicken Continues
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Cat Sitting Like a Glitch in Reality's Programming
1	1 Vote	MTV's "Girl Code" Wants Everyone to Check for Possible Victims
1	1 Vote	Research Needed to Make It Go Away
1	1 Vote	Subway Is Making U.S. Fiscal Problems worse

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—	1 Vote	1 in 5 Deaths in Single Year, Report Finds
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Real Life Puss in Boots and the Sludge-Guts of Doom
—	1 Vote	A Little Bit of Stress Can Make People More Depressed
—	1 Vote	If You Can Identify the Celebrities Who Are You?
—	1 Vote	The World Cup Stage Husband!
—	1 Vote	Tom Felton Doesn't Make You Scream at Your TV Icon