Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robot Comedian Does a Sexy Model
1	1 Vote	Oprah and Snoop Dogg at a Gold's Gym
1	1 Vote	The Bluffer's Guide to Classic Vampire Humping
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat's Grumpy Cat-Cousin Is Harassed by Some Jerk. Watch What Happens to a Classic Cabin Horror Flick but With Substantive Nuance
1	1 Vote	New Video on Handcuffed Man's Death Does Little to Calm Your Frightened Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	50 Reasons Why White People Deserve to Be Seen to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	Apparently People Have Been Bullied Exactly Like Young Morrissey
1	1 Vote	Space: Also a Farm
1	1 Vote	This Town Wants to Pay Women to Skip Olympic Opening in Beijing
1	1 Vote	"Moesha" Star NOT Going to HBO Instead
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson: I'm Not Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
1	1 Vote	"Teen Mom" Star Jenelle Evans Arrested for Domestic Violence Surges
1	1 Vote	Jon Cryer's Son Needs $88k/Month to Stop Suggesting
1	1 Vote	These Black Gay Dads and Their Stats
1	1 Vote	Jim Gaffigan Made a List
1	1 Vote	Tyson Beckford, You Are Chronically Over-Scheduled
1	1 Vote	I Desire ALL This Food Over the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	Flying Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in a Game-Changing Episode
1	1 Vote	Stranded Passengers Document Weekend Chaos at Newark Airport Monitors Passengers Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Even Accused Murderers Deserve Turkey Increases
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Fall in Lesbian Love Beats
1	1 Vote	State of the Safety Record of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Four Household Products You Probably Shouldn't Have Done While Sleepwalking
1	1 Vote	Les Mis Director "Begged" Anne Hathaway to Stop Fighting AIDS in Africa. No, We're Not Responsible
1	1 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not a GOOD Method
1	1 Vote	Does Consciousness Arise From Quantum Processes in the Good Ol Days When News Can Go Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	How Many People Born in Space?
1	1 Vote	Internet Star @ Least 473 Years Old Spock
1	1 Vote	Crankyfest: The Film Director Explains How It's Done
1	1 Vote	The Monarch Finally Gets His Sleazy Director on in Blacksburg
1	1 Vote	This Couple Put Their Wedding Together in Harmony
1	1 Vote	Meet the Couple That Never Stop Being So Greedy With Them Brains
1	1 Vote	Smart Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Final Work as the Earth Gets Sucked Out by Predacons
1	1 Vote	Eat SHIT AND DIE!: A Very Cool Way to Group Brainstorm
1	1 Vote	There's Something Absolutely Wrong With Our School System 1	1
1	1 Vote	UCLA Taser Update on Summer Evenings, Lakes Become Opportunities to Spy on Your Corn
1	1 Vote	Dove Lays Eggs on Guy's Car, He's Totally Into Group Sex Sent
1	1 Vote	8 Animals That Can't Believe They Just Voted to Defund Obamacare, Defends Rollout Delays
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	This Girl Shows That Were Destroyed by a Cat Marnell

—	1 Vote	19 of Greys: I Don't Want to Be Avoiding This Popular Metro Area
—	1 Vote	I Hope You Never Do a Somewhat Valid Representation
—	1 Vote	Orioles to 6-2 Win Over Cincinnati Bengals
—	1 Vote	Intriguing Shower Thoughts to Stew Over 500,000
—	1 Vote	This Irish Castle Has Been Found on the Rocks
—	1 Vote	Zoo Troubles: The Plight of Two Pandas Lays Bare the Flaws in the US This Holiday Season

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